black spongebob. . Spongebob'. Are you mad?! LISTEN UP, . YOU ARE A COLONISED, EATING CEPHALOPOD. AND I' LL BE IN THE ARMPIT BY A BALD EAGLE BEFORE I TAKE ANY S
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Spongebob'. Are you mad?!
LISTEN UP, ********* . YOU ARE A COLONISED,
**** EATING CEPHALOPOD. AND I' LL BE ******
IN THE ARMPIT BY A BALD EAGLE BEFORE I TAKE
ANY SORT OF LIP F [. YOU. I AM NOT "MAD".
I' M SIMPLY AWAR WAN DO WHATEVER
THE **** I WANT, WHEREVER THE **** I WANT.
I CAN TAKE A **** ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW,
AND THERE WOULDNT BE DICI(__ COULD M
ABOUT . **** YOUR EXISTENCE. '
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Submitted: 08/28/2013
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User avatar #1 - departed (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
What he actually said:
"What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo."
User avatar #2 to #1 - hektoroftroy (08/28/2013) [-]
"What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little cephalopod? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in Boating school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Jellyfish, and I have over 300 confirmed nettings. I am trained in grill warfare and I’m the top fry cook in the Bikini bottom area. You are nothing to me but just another patty. I will grill you to perfection with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the shellphone? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my fellow goofy goobers across the ocean and your clarinet is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, squid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can grill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my spatula. Not only am I extensively trained in bun preparation, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Krusty Krab kitchen pantry and I will use it to its full extent to sear your miserable ass into the perfect calimari burger, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** secret sauce all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, squido."
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/28/2013) [-]
I call ******** .
he would never say that. he loves squidward.
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