Short Dirty Jokes. . When do you kick a midget in the balls'? Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle'? If your mule ate my prize winning bird, what would you have
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Short Dirty Jokes

When do you kick a midget in the balls'?
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle'?
If your mule ate my prize winning bird, what would you have'?
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking'?
What' s the difference between a rabbi and a priest'?
What would it take to get The Beatles reunited'?
What' s the difference between eggs and '?
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat'?
Who was the most successful Jewish cook'?
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair'?
What' s the hardest part about rollerblading'?
What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common'?
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Submitted: 08/28/2013
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User avatar #1 - reican (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
the virgin mobile wont be so much virgin when the vikings come to visit.
#15 - jesuscf (08/29/2013) [-]
Egg's get laid...  			****		 OP why you gotta do this?
Egg's get laid... **** OP why you gotta do this?
#11 - dawinnamon (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
number seven was uncalled for
User avatar #13 - snakefire (08/29/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can see the look on its face as you climax.
User avatar #24 - BwainPhreeze (08/29/2013) [-]
Egg - You only got laid once, and that was by your mum
#19 - ineedorangejuice (08/29/2013) [-]
I laughed at the egg one. then i cried because ts true
User avatar #18 - guiguito (08/29/2013) [-]
dude the egg one is pure gold.
User avatar #4 - itsmewaffle (08/28/2013) [-]
heard all of these in middle school
User avatar #39 - omnomnompancakes (08/29/2013) [+] (1 reply)
1.Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
2.Q.When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? A.When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice
3.Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: Why are YOU shaking? She's going to eat me!
4.Q. What do you call a book club that has been absolutely obsessed with the same book for the past 100 years? A: Church
5.Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? A: ***** FUNNY
6.Q: What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo? A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe
7.Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.
8.Q: How do you kill a retard? A: Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
9.Q: How do you get tickets to the Tampon 100? A: Pull some strings
10.Q: Why can't Jesus eat m&m's? A: Because he has holes in his hands.
11.Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheelchair
12.Q: How do you get retards out of a tree? A: Wave to them!
13.Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist? A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
14.Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? A: Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
15.Q: Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? A: They named him Sum Ting Wong.
16.Q: Why don't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is
17.Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? A: Wiped his ass.
18.Q: Why was the African American girl quiet during the movie? A: She wasn't.
19.Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the **** out of their dogs!
20. Q: How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? A: It depends on how hard you throw them

Credit to tastycrisps
User avatar #41 to #39 - tastycrisps (08/29/2013) [-]
thank you for crediting
#33 - whycanticaps (08/29/2013) [-]
Hey guys did you know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

for those who don't get it Head and Shoulders is an anti-dandruff shampoo and P.D died in a car crash
#9 - onedollarbill (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
please explain the dr.pepper one.
User avatar #14 to #9 - trolololing (08/29/2013) [-]
'Why does Dr. Pepper come (jerk off) in a bottle?'
Does that help?
#45 - Ken M (04/01/2014) [-]
OH MY ******* GOD

User avatar #35 - douchebucketchamp (08/29/2013) [-]
My god, it's been a while since I saw those. The original poster uploaded three parts. You wouldn't happen have those too would you? I didn't save these last time but now's my chance.
User avatar #34 - junkinator ONLINE (08/29/2013) [-]
I think racist jokes are the best jokes

What separates humans from animals?
The Mediterranean

Whats white on top, and black on bottom?
User avatar #32 - mcderper (08/29/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I don't get the doctor pepper or beatles one. Can anyone explain?
User avatar #6 - zombiefied (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Can someone explain the second one
User avatar #7 to #6 - pandacore (08/28/2013) [-]
He cums in a bottle
masturbation joke.
User avatar #5 - rebuttal (08/28/2013) [-]
what do you call a nun in a wheelchair
a holy roller
#3 - manninex (08/28/2013) [-]
What's with the Lightbulb, it gets everything right but doesn't read the red words.
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