My Brother "The Nut Hunter". Happened in '03 at Krogers. is Be 15 at grocery store with mom and brother a Bro is 11 a He wanders off as soon as we enter the sto
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My Brother "The Nut Hunter"

Happened in '03 at Krogers

is Be 15 at grocery store
with mom and brother
a Bro is 11
a He wanders off as soon
as we enter the store
a 10 minutes pass
a Bro comes bolting
around isle
a He has a produce bag
is 2 huge Avocados are in
the bag
a Bro yells at top of his
lungs
e "Behold I kevin the nut
hunter have slayed the
ogre shrew"
e Holds up Avacado bag
is Exclaims "these are my
trophies!"
...
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Submitted: 08/27/2013
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#49 - wiiugilgamesh (08/28/2013) [-]
Related: The "Scaly Custard" that you can collect in Pikmin 3 is called a "Crocodile Scrotum" in the Japanese version.
User avatar #39 - weirdvintagegirl (08/28/2013) [-]
That must have been a bad shrexpierence for our Ogrelord....very painful...the kid who did that is a totally drek Farquaad.
#37 - daveydave (08/28/2013) [-]
you best have kicked his little ass for disrespecting the ogrelord like that
#27 - buddhadom (08/28/2013) [-]
Avocado...
God. Damn. Avocado...
I believe Avocados have developped self awareness of evolution... they belong to the superior rase... They are divinities. ******* . Avocados.
User avatar #47 to #27 - greatgranpapy (08/28/2013) [-]
I believe Avocado is based off something I think is spelled awhocado, which is Aztec for Testicle.
#48 to #47 - buddhadom (08/28/2013) [-]
Then may testicles be welcome to the superiority as well...
#29 to #27 - krayon (08/28/2013) [-]
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"race"
#33 to #29 - buddhadom (08/28/2013) [-]
Don't care. Avocado.
User avatar #26 - machomustachio (08/28/2013) [-]
oh god this and the comments are making my sides hurt
User avatar #22 - garymotherfinoak (08/28/2013) [-]
its all lies. Shrek is Life.
#20 - dumdumduu (08/28/2013) [-]
**dumdumduu rolled a random image posted in comment #3455276 at Friendly ** MFW I realize I will never be as awesome as this 11 year old dude.
#23 to #20 - polifemo (08/28/2013) [-]
**polifemo rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Flaming penis **
User avatar #40 to #23 - catslap (08/28/2013) [-]
Again
User avatar #45 to #40 - polifemo (08/28/2013) [-]
what again?
User avatar #46 to #45 - catslap (08/28/2013) [-]
In the image i replied to, the second person said "Oh no, i'm not falling for this one again", meaning they already stuck an egg up their ass at least once.
#36 to #23 - paintballgun (08/28/2013) [-]
**paintballgun rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at Every f*cking time **
User avatar #19 - maxismahname (08/28/2013) [-]
I instantly though about the song Kickapoo by Tenacious D
#16 - kaycie (08/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #15 - fuckyouimapancake (08/28/2013) [-]
But how is Shrek going to spread his love?
User avatar #8 - spainisbad (08/28/2013) [-]
But... but... Shrek is life, Shrek is love... If Shrek is dead...
User avatar #9 to #8 - sequel (08/28/2013) [-]
It's all ogre now.
User avatar #13 to #9 - existenceisfutile (08/28/2013) [-]
It's ogre when I say It's ogre
User avatar #10 to #9 - spainisbad (08/28/2013) [-]
Why?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - spainisbad (08/28/2013) [-]
I hope He is alive.
#28 to #12 - redheadblackhead (08/28/2013) [-]
Breaking news everybody Shrek is alive and well... They will be coming out with a Shrek 4!
User avatar #38 to #28 - weirdvintagegirl (08/28/2013) [-]
they already did
#41 to #38 - redheadblackhead (08/28/2013) [-]
Yes I know this kind sir... OTHER people on the other hand don't.
User avatar #42 to #41 - weirdvintagegirl (08/28/2013) [-]
Ohhh, okay. My bad! And I'm a kind madam, by the way. ^^
#43 to #42 - redheadblackhead (08/28/2013) [-]
My apologies Madame... Wish you a happy day
User avatar #44 to #43 - weirdvintagegirl (08/28/2013) [-]
You as well!
#30 to #28 - spainisbad (08/28/2013) [-]
You gotta be kidding me.    
If that's real...   
<---
You gotta be kidding me.
If that's real...
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#31 to #30 - redheadblackhead (08/28/2013) [-]
. . . within our children's lifetimes
User avatar #32 to #31 - spainisbad (08/28/2013) [-]
Now you are ******* me off.
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User avatar #35 to #34 - spainisbad (08/28/2013) [-]
You are aware I can't see it.
User avatar #5 - therockofshame (08/28/2013) [-]
1.Onions, not avocados.
2.Its Shrek, not Shreck.
User avatar #6 to #5 - drtrousersnake (08/28/2013) [-]
2 avocados in a bag
nut hunter
think about it

its a ballsack joke
User avatar #7 to #6 - therockofshame (08/28/2013) [-]
Clearly, but Shrek's nuts would be onions.
#24 to #7 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
bitch, the kid used avocados because they're green. now shut the **** up.
User avatar #2 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
Now none of us will know the sweet, Ogrey love of our Onion Prince
#3 to #2 - optimusbreh (08/28/2013) [-]
As we eat these trophies he will forever live inside of us, as an additional layer
#1 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
jesus ******* christ
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