My Brother "The Nut Hunter". Happened in '03 at Krogers. is Be 15 at grocery store with mom and brother a Bro is 11 a He wanders off as soon as we enter the sto
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My Brother "The Nut Hunter"

My Brother "The Nut Hunter". Happened in '03 at Krogers. is Be 15 at grocery store with mom and brother a Bro is 11 a He wanders off as soon as we enter the sto

Happened in '03 at Krogers

is Be 15 at grocery store
with mom and brother
a Bro is 11
a He wanders off as soon
as we enter the store
a 10 minutes pass
a Bro comes bolting
around isle
a He has a produce bag
is 2 huge Avocados are in
the bag
a Bro yells at top of his
lungs
e "Behold I kevin the nut
hunter have slayed the
ogre shrew"
e Holds up Avacado bag
is Exclaims "these are my
trophies!"
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User avatar #2 - captainfuckitall (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Now none of us will know the sweet, Ogrey love of our Onion Prince
User avatar #8 - spainisbad (08/28/2013) [+] (16 replies)
But... but... Shrek is life, Shrek is love... If Shrek is dead...
User avatar #9 to #8 - sequel ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
It's all ogre now.
#20 - dumdumduu (08/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
**dumdumduu rolled a random image posted in comment #3455276 at Friendly ** MFW I realize I will never be as awesome as this 11 year old dude.
User avatar #5 - therockofshame ONLINE (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
1.Onions, not avocados.
2.Its Shrek, not Shreck.
User avatar #6 to #5 - drtrousersnake (08/28/2013) [-]
2 avocados in a bag
nut hunter
think about it

its a ballsack joke
#17 - heartlessrobot (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
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#14 - fuzionsauce ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
#16 - kaycie (08/28/2013) [-]
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#27 - buddhadom (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Avocado...
God. Damn. Avocado...
I believe Avocados have developped self awareness of evolution... they belong to the superior rase... They are divinities. ******* . Avocados.
#33 to #29 - buddhadom (08/28/2013) [-]
Don't care. Avocado.
User avatar #15 - fuckyouimapancake (08/28/2013) [-]
But how is Shrek going to spread his love?
User avatar #26 - machomustachio (08/28/2013) [-]
oh god this and the comments are making my sides hurt
#49 - wiiugilgamesh (08/28/2013) [-]
Related: The "Scaly Custard" that you can collect in Pikmin 3 is called a "Crocodile Scrotum" in the Japanese version.
User avatar #22 - garymotherfinoak (08/28/2013) [-]
its all lies. Shrek is Life.
User avatar #39 - weirdvintagegirl (08/28/2013) [-]
That must have been a bad shrexpierence for our Ogrelord....very painful...the kid who did that is a totally drek Farquaad.
#37 - daveydave (08/28/2013) [-]
you best have kicked his little ass for disrespecting the ogrelord like that
User avatar #19 - maxismahname (08/28/2013) [-]
I instantly though about the song Kickapoo by Tenacious D
#1 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
jesus ******* christ
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