mayo. . if you play an instru ment you re automatically "Uh: hotter sorry ms just hiow the world works hiow the m eh do you play the mayonnaise ask Patrick Star
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if you play an instru ment you re automatically "Uh: hotter
sorry ms just hiow the world works
hiow the m eh do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
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User avatar #12 - tonytails (08/28/2013) [+] (24 replies)
i play over 10 instruments....
does that mean im 10^10 times hotter?
#14 to #12 - captnpl ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
Yes, unfortunately your hotness has left the visible spectrum and human eyes perceive you as being just as ugly as everyone else.
#38 - murrlogic (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Electric Triangle Master Race
#4 - dafuckisthisshit (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
playing mayonnaise
#132 - wooyoungkim (08/28/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Whoever's the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on
#3 - trevorsta (08/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #73 - pedobarekiller (08/28/2013) [+] (4 replies)
does a vocalist count?
User avatar #74 to #73 - palewolf (08/28/2013) [-]
From my vague knowledge of the female population, being a vocalist puts you in an even better situation.
#96 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ladies, contain your orgasms
#105 - amsel (08/28/2013) [-]
-11
#18 - bubbabrent has deleted their comment [+] (11 replies)
User avatar #42 to #20 - dedaluminus (08/28/2013) [-]
Hey did you ever consider that maybe it's not everyone else

maybe it's you
User avatar #122 - meganinja (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm sorry. But, excuse me? Did you just mother ******* imply that the GLOCKENSPIEL is a lame instrument?? The ************* glockenspiel? **** you that instrument's the tightest **** in the entire keyboard realm. It has 27 metal keys of pure bad-assery and it's the only keyboard you can march with. Yeah, that's right. You can ******* march with it. "But how can you march with it if you have to look at the keys?" I'm glad you asked. Lemme educate you on this. Due to the glockenspiel's composite alloy blend of 50% metal, and 50% pure beauty, a mallet player can ******* hit the right notes WITHOUT LOOKING AT THE GOD DAMN INSTRUMENT. And if that's not enough, I heard those glockenspiels have curved bars. CURVED! BARS! That's right, the geniouses in charge of making glockenspiels know that there's only so many bad-asses in this world who can play the glockenspiel. So, they made the glockenspiel loud enough to cover up up to 10 other wind players.

**** yo melody, I'm a glockenspiel.
#141 - dyllygaf (08/28/2013) [-]
Ocarina FTW
#144 - soulterminatorm (08/28/2013) [-]
Ladies, please. Single file.
#99 - blackoutonetwotwo (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is hair considered an instrument?
Is hair considered an instrument?
#22 - mreggsalad (08/28/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Clarinet and saxophone. Woodwinds represent.
#183 - kaycie (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What kind of ********* would question why mayonnaise was posted ?
User avatar #93 - mcstorms (08/28/2013) [-]
I don't mean to brag but I've been learning how to play an ocarina
#167 - decoyoctopus (08/28/2013) [-]
Well, from what I've heard, if you get really good at playing the skin-flute, the mayonnaise just sort of cums naturally to you...
#98 - zomitlu (08/28/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I can already hear ovaries exploding

It's a hurdy gurdy, look it up.
User avatar #57 - androanomaly (08/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I play accordion.

Although, 10 x 0 is still 0.
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