Notice Me. He just wants to be noticed. Love not important.. but its mad to make the Germans evil these days despite their wonderfully evil sounding accent. And scandinavia notice me
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Notice Me. He just wants to be noticed. Love not important.. but its mad to make the Germans evil these days despite their wonderfully evil sounding accent. And

He just wants to be noticed. Love not important.

but its mad to make the Germans evil these days
despite their wonderfully evil sounding accent.
And the Russians are old news.
So what nationality should
we gr: with now?
I' ll mess with James Bond and
Sherlock lilt/ mes and kill fidy men,
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#7 - RageRambo
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(08/28/2013) [-]
Lightbulb killed fidy men too?
#14 to #7 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Yeah but only about tree fiddy
User avatar #33 to #7 - wrocky
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can someone explain to me why you guys keep saying lightbulb
#42 to #33 - anon id: 20944dfa
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I guess your lightbulb is burned out mate, you need to upgrade to FJ premium to enjoy the new lightbulb
#148 to #42 - noutvissers
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It's not that expensive though.
Three fiddy a month I guess.
#18 to #7 - stripey
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#3 - Carthusia
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He comes
#20 to #3 - iamundecided
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I do not understand, someone please educate me.
I do not understand, someone please educate me.
#24 to #20 - PFCMadness
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He who waits Behind The Wall, in a palace of tortured glass, served by legions forged from the tears of the sleepless dead and clad in armor carved from the suffering of mothers. In his right hand he holds a dead star, and in his right hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow. His left hands are stained with the blood of Am Dhaegar. He sings the song that ends the earth. The hivemind that confounds the living, and perpetuates the torture of the damned. He takes the eyes, the window of the soul, removes the ability to feel...anything but pain. Once the eyes have been removed, the soul is removed. The living husk is testament to cruelty and everlasting doom. He cannot be stopped, as fear cannot be stopped. He is inseparable from reality, as he exists beyond the veil...waiting.

ZALGO!
User avatar #25 to #24 - coolchalkyxxx
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10edgy14me
User avatar #26 to #25 - PFCMadness
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Eh, I tried.
User avatar #27 to #26 - coolchalkyxxx
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Nah, it's pretty dam creepy actually. I use humor to deflect my fear. O.o
User avatar #28 to #27 - PFCMadness
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It's okay... I'm scared too...
User avatar #29 to #28 - coolchalkyxxx
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......hold me?
User avatar #30 to #29 - PFCMadness
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**PFCMadness holds coolchalkyxxx tightly out of fear** ... I don't wanna go to bed... he might take my eyes
#92 to #24 - strangesir
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Me and a couple friends are doing a Zalgo roleplay that's set in the 1960's. That was the first time ever I heard of Zalgo. He's pretty fuggin' spooky.
Me and a couple friends are doing a Zalgo roleplay that's set in the 1960's. That was the first time ever I heard of Zalgo. He's pretty fuggin' spooky.
#143 to #24 - dross
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2spooky.
#118 to #24 - FuckingLugia
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T̨o̤̮̗̥ i̸̹̟̦̭n̗v͎̲̤o̠͕͔k̲e ̵͈̥th̸e̯̠͢ ̭͎̭h̯̭̣i̠̹v̦̘e̴̮-̡̗̭̗͔m̨̘͈i̱̤͈͎̱n ͈d̘̤̪ ̜̜r͈e̥̤pr̤e̤̱͎͔s̭̥͈e̱̭ǹ̤̱̟͖̪̪͕t̗i ̣͕͕̠̪ṇ̥͢g ̮̯̱cḫa̦͈̤o͕̹s̸͎.̨̲̥̲
̷̠̦̤͔̤̘̣I̜n̘̲̘͖vo͎̟k̤̦̣̀i̲̜n͎̯ ̠̠g͎͘ ͎̘͎̦t̷͎h͈e҉ ̢̱̲fe̟̯̲̕e͡l͈i̢̱͖n̟͈̘g͎̲̯ ̪̗̘͞ọ̜̥f͕̜͎̜ ̱̜c͎͢hạos̢.͞
̢̭̘̯̮Wi̥͔̤t͔̭͖͈h̥̘̲̱ ̡o̤̭̦̪u̧t̜͎͖̦ ̣̦̤ò͔͖͖r̦̤̮de̪̯̦̭͝r̷̦̪̠͔̹.̲̲̀
͕̹Ṭhe ̴̮͕N̹e͔ẕ̮̕pe͎̹͞r̹̯̯d̷i̭ ͕̹̘a̱̜͈̗ṉ̨͈ ̭hi͈̟̕v̦͖̟͖̕e͘-̵̘̹͔m̨͖ ͈ị̱̯̠͈n̠̭͈̟d͡ ̮̪͖of̯̲ ̸c̵̗̱h͖͕a̮̣o̲̥̥̤͡s͈̱. ̤̮̮͕Z̦͈͕a̯̜̣l̲͎̜g̯̕o̮͕̠̤.̹
He͔̹̤̣ w̥̪͔̦h̭͞o̭̟̪ ̥̜̦̲̘W̮̦̜a̸͎͖i̘t̥s ̗Ḇ͎̲eh̪̹̹i̘͘n̴̮̠̲d̥̘̗ ̤T͕̕h͈̦e̘ ̤W̢̗͖͈͕͈a͖l̤͖̪̜l͕̜̠.͕͖̹̀
̤̭Z̮͈̠̠͝A̷L̠͞GO̷͔͈!̱
User avatar #48 to #24 - thepinkestofthepie
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"In his right hand he holds a dead star, and in his right hand he holds the Candle Whose Light Is Shadow."
so zalgo has 2 right hands? good to know
#152 to #48 - anon id: e14ab7a1
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I guess you could say hes
all right.
...I'll see myself out.
#23 - themasterdocter
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User avatar #31 to #23 - priestoftheoldones
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No, no man, sleep, it's a good thing.
#34 to #23 - RidgeRacer
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I bet that would scare me if i knew the context to it
#38 to #34 - anon id: 8cf3376d
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it's from a pokemon creepypasta called 'lost silver'
#39 to #38 - RidgeRacer
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Oh boy Its story time *************
Oh boy Its story time *************
#79 to #39 - jdbbx
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There's also a Lost Silver game that you can download.
User avatar #35 to #34 - fasthink
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No it's not that scary, even with context.
#44 to #34 - jakuhlope
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#4 - huewut
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The country has changed, but the beer stayed the same
It is what fuels the satanic land, Deathmark.

Paint skills are off the charts
#153 to #4 - anon id: 95cfbb70
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but how are you of remove kebab?
User avatar #154 to #153 - huewut
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Dude what the ****, two years later?
#155 to #154 - anon id: 503fd963
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yeah... now answer the question
#53 to #4 - skvat
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#61 to #53 - huewut
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Dit navn er skvat....
Løfter DU, brormand?

(For the non-danish-speaking people "Your name is weakling... Do YOU even lift, bro?"

Løfter du overhovedet, brormand? = Do you even lift, bro?
#63 to #61 - skvat
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nej
gokker kun
#64 to #63 - huewut
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... Samme her.
#65 to #64 - skvat
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#66 to #65 - huewut
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#70 to #4 - thalfak
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#71 to #70 - huewut
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User avatar #16 - mummyslittlebitch
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Is this whole cartoon about Mads Mikkelsen
User avatar #17 to #16 - reginleif
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Humon (the artist) did mention him in an earlier comic. So maybe.

I have no idea who he is.
#19 to #17 - CrazyWhiteGurl
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He plays Hannibal Lecter in the new TV series which is a Prequel to Red Dragon (the book, not the film adaptation) The show's pretty good, I'd recommend it.

He also was the bad guy in Casino Royale, where he got to hit James Bond in the balls with a rope XD

He's also pretty sexy
User avatar #32 to #19 - pentol
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funfact: he actually did, by accident, hit daniel craig in the balls with the rope. filming had to be stopped for the day.
User avatar #81 to #19 - moevleboevle
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he won the prize as Sexiest Man In Denmark some years ago
User avatar #40 to #16 - moevleboevle
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no I think this is also about Nicolai Coster-Waldau (Jaime Lannister), the guy playing Mr. White in James Bond, Thure Lindhart as that rape guy in the new film about the swizz girl and Nikolaj Lie Kaas (the hitman from Angels And Demons)
User avatar #73 - lorkhan
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What about Sweden? We never get any attention.
User avatar #124 to #73 - thatonesouthernkid
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you were neutral in the second world war. it's kinda hard to make the most neutral country in one of the biggest wars of man kind look bad.
User avatar #74 to #73 - babnonymous
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Who?
#41 - ludislavonac
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**ludislavonac rolled a random image posted in comment #446674 at Ponyville ** I'd go with Serbs, they make good villains. Albanians are ok too
User avatar #104 - sigmaalphaepsilon
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My fellow funnyjunk community, I require thumbs for the purpose of voting. May I humbly request some of you?
User avatar #127 to #104 - anotherhaloguy
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Why not do what everyone else does and make content? Or comment actual comments instead of grovelling?
User avatar #114 to #104 - DemonMatt
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If you want my vote, amuse me.
#109 to #104 - neosonic
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The idea is to either post funny content or post comments. Not to suck up to everyone just so you can have the ability to spam. Which is what you are doing right now anyways.
The idea is to either post funny content or post comments. Not to suck up to everyone just so you can have the ability to spam. Which is what you are doing right now anyways.
User avatar #110 to #109 - sigmaalphaepsilon
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Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It was only a request.
User avatar #116 to #110 - neosonic
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It is your right, but I don't go on FJ to see your stupid comment on every ******* thing on the front page.
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#52 - triggathepirate
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#56 to #52 - killerblue
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#10 - lilRican
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im sorry someone explain
User avatar #11 to #10 - galaxyguy
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The feller who's playing the cannibal in that Hannibal TV-series is a Dane. Likely the most famous Danish actor currently in existence.
User avatar #22 to #11 - kurozama
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Don't forget Viggo Mortensen! :p