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#41 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
stickied
typing this form the hospie.
**** you
#269 to #41 - jrondeau **User deleted account** (08/28/2013) [-]
#305 to #269 - nimithecat (08/28/2013) [-]
Gentlemen.. gentlemen... obviously you are missing technique.
To use the jalapeno as a fleshlight, you need to wear a condom so that the spicyness doesn't burn you.
With a condom in place, and your penis in the "fire place", your pleasures will reach beyond the heavens till you're in a higher place.


#261 to #41 - ellenrimbauer (08/28/2013) [-]
If you were wearing the proper protection while attempting this you would have made an awesome weapon.
User avatar #286 to #261 - shinyarmor (08/28/2013) [-]
you clever dally-er
User avatar #288 to #287 - shinyarmor (08/28/2013) [-]
prepare for thumbs, this is a perfect evil scheme.
#290 to #288 - ellenrimbauer (08/28/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I'm just not following what you mean..
I'm sorry, but I'm just not following what you mean..
#315 to #290 - shinyarmor (08/28/2013) [-]
do you even know? if people love you, you feel loved.  prepare for love
do you even know? if people love you, you feel loved. prepare for love
#320 to #315 - ellenrimbauer (08/28/2013) [-]
Alright... I will prepare.
Alright... I will prepare.
User avatar #257 to #41 - emyris (08/28/2013) [-]
Well, now you've learned never to trust the internet....
User avatar #251 to #41 - yorker ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
God dammit what a waste of green thumbs.
User avatar #283 to #251 - vatra (08/28/2013) [-]
Not like their is a limit on the amount that can be handed out.. So it isn't possible to be a waste.
#207 to #41 - anonymous (08/28/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so they’re not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #292 to #207 - fakemaps (08/28/2013) [-]
stop that **** dude, its not even funny
User avatar #254 to #250 - animedudej (08/28/2013) [-]
why have i not seen one where it says "Show me your dick" with OP written on her face?
#212 to #207 - fullmetaloptimist ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
Hey! Guess what? Nobody cares.
#149 to #41 - deckbox (08/27/2013) [-]
i was makign a curry with some hot ass peppers, went for a piss.........................

mdw
User avatar #144 to #41 - ButtChocolate ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
100 thumbs for a misspelled ******** story.....Wtf funnyjunk
User avatar #275 to #144 - Marshmallowz (08/28/2013) [-]
hahahh -50 for you. and once again fj prevails
User avatar #249 to #144 - dagreatmax (08/28/2013) [-]
Who cares about the spelling of some words, as long as you understand it. I come on the internet to chill out from school or work, I do write quite well but that's because I got used to it.
User avatar #319 to #312 - superbrowntoastxxx (08/28/2013) [-]
Ooooooo thanks
User avatar #302 to #221 - MrBlak (08/28/2013) [-]
Knowing all who saw this .gif scrolling down waited it out to see the end screamed out " **** !" once it was through.
User avatar #226 to #221 - themassivefail (08/28/2013) [-]
Oh god this actually cracked me up XD
User avatar #274 to #226 - annand (08/28/2013) [-]
XXDDDDxDxDDXDDDDDDD
User avatar #158 to #144 - tankthejackal ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
because it's funny
User avatar #146 to #144 - zorororonoa (08/27/2013) [-]
hes an anon so it isn't like it benefits an account. nobody cares if he gets thumbs
User avatar #147 to #146 - ButtChocolate ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
that doesn't revoke the ridiculousness of the fact that 100+ people thought what he said was so funny they would write a captcha
#247 to #147 - kcits (08/28/2013) [-]
Jokes don't have to be true stories.
User avatar #153 to #147 - jazzyshazm (08/27/2013) [-]
i don't have to put in a captcha
User avatar #152 to #147 - mylazy (08/27/2013) [-]
You caught the whole idea right there. No one cares whether it was real or not, they thought it was funny. Forgive me if I am wrong, but you are suppose to thumb funny things up.
User avatar #151 to #147 - nephis (08/27/2013) [-]
just thumbed him. doesn't need a captcha
#85 to #41 - fuckedbyapony (08/27/2013) [-]
Scary how people believe you..
#231 to #85 - mossycabbages (08/28/2013) [-]
If he was lying he wouldn't have gone anon.
User avatar #181 to #85 - snowshark (08/28/2013) [-]
I'd argue that a big part of comedy is the suspension of disbelief.

Whilst I don't think he actually did that, it is much funnier to imagine that he did.
User avatar #190 to #181 - psyachu (08/28/2013) [-]
This man deserves an honorary PhD in comedy.
#205 to #190 - snowshark (08/28/2013) [-]
Whilst I do agree with you (and honestly I could probably get one on my own, if they existed) there's much more to the science of comedy than just the suspension of disbelief.

(I call it SoD's Law.)

Still, you're too kind.
#252 to #205 - animedudej (08/28/2013) [-]
HEY ENGLAND! WHY DONT YOU JOIN US! THIS IS BLISS!!!!1
#255 to #252 - snowshark (08/28/2013) [-]
Oooh yes! We'll call it "Cultural exchange" and claim it on benefits!
User avatar #105 to #85 - thedarkestrogue (08/27/2013) [-]
do you really think people would do that?
Just go on the internet and tell lies?
#259 to #105 - betastory (08/28/2013) [-]
Take this
User avatar #240 to #105 - niggastolemyname ONLINE (08/28/2013) [-]
hey look both of these comments have beutiful thumbs dubs
let me fix that
#106 to #105 - fuckedbyapony (08/27/2013) [-]
Well now you mention it, it's probably true
#83 to #41 - sirbutterballs (08/27/2013) [-]
I really hope your not lying anon
User avatar #64 to #41 - scilla (08/27/2013) [-]
IT'S EVEN ******* TITLED FLAMING PENIS
#44 to #41 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
That **** is your own damn fault. This is a much better metaphor than the "if someone told you to jump off a cliff would you do it" thing.
For future reference, if someone tells you to put your dick in a jalapeno, let alone any spicy pepper, don't ******* do it
User avatar #137 to #44 - mrhazzy (08/27/2013) [-]
Almost sounds like you are talking from experience...
#51 to #44 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
fuk u ***** dont tell me how to live my life yolo swag *****
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