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    #44 - cherrypoppin
    Reply+64
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    >Be 18   
>Be in a crappy club   
>One of my ex gf's friends says hi to me   
>She starts grinding me   
>She then asks if we can go back to my place    
>Didn't want to hurt my ex's feelings by shagging her friend, but she was already dating someone else and i was drunk and lonely   
>"Yeah sure whatever"   
>Wake up after really bad drunken sex   
>She's disappeared   
>Everyone in my university course is giving me evil glares   
>(What the hell did I do?)   
>Ex calls me and starts yelling at me out of nowhere   
>Girl from last night tells everyone i raped her so my ex wouldn't be mad at her   
>MFW i have no friends at uni now because of the girl who cried rape
    >Be 18
    >Be in a crappy club
    >One of my ex gf's friends says hi to me
    >She starts grinding me
    >She then asks if we can go back to my place
    >Didn't want to hurt my ex's feelings by shagging her friend, but she was already dating someone else and i was drunk and lonely
    >"Yeah sure whatever"
    >Wake up after really bad drunken sex
    >She's disappeared
    >Everyone in my university course is giving me evil glares
    >(What the hell did I do?)
    >Ex calls me and starts yelling at me out of nowhere
    >Girl from last night tells everyone i raped her so my ex wouldn't be mad at her
    >MFW i have no friends at uni now because of the girl who cried rape


    #156 to #44 - creosote
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    That's truly horrible, and I hope that at some point your life will be back to normality again. Just gotta hang in there!
    That's truly horrible, and I hope that at some point your life will be back to normality again. Just gotta hang in there! Eric Idle - "Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life" - STEREO HQ
    #154 to #44 - azinfoo
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    So with this girl did you... pop her cherry?

    heheheheheh

    but in all seriousness I feel bad for you, man. Sorry that happened like that.
    #143 to #44 - TurtleOnItsBack
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    If you were drunk, technically you were not able to give consent. SHE raped YOU.

    (Yeah, I disagree with the logic but I think that's actually the way the law goes)
    #127 to #44 - jaynsilentbob
    Reply+2
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Aw braj that sucks. The only thing i can suggest is doing some sort of public announcement, similar to what you see in sitcoms, where you denounce her as a rape victim and show everyone how much of a scumbag ******** bitchanus she is of a person.  Maybe do a powerpoint presentation.
    Aw braj that sucks. The only thing i can suggest is doing some sort of public announcement, similar to what you see in sitcoms, where you denounce her as a rape victim and show everyone how much of a scumbag ******** bitchanus she is of a person. Maybe do a powerpoint presentation.
    User avatar#72 to #44 - neznanc**User deleted account**
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    But why would your ex be mad at her if you wouldn't raped her? Or have I missread something?
    User avatar#74 to #72 - cherrypoppin
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Because they're supposed to best mates and she slept with her best friend's recent ex bf (me).

    #81 to #74 - neznanc**User deleted account**
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Jesus I'm so dumb. It's late and my brain is starting to hibernate. Sorry for bothering you.
    Jesus I'm so dumb. It's late and my brain is starting to hibernate. Sorry for bothering you.
    #68 to #44 - sinclairr
    Reply+4
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Now I see why most rape cases turn into murders
    Now I see why most rape cases turn into murders
    User avatar#64 to #44 - sirfisticuffs
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    murder is always the answer.
    #62 to #44 - ptolomeus
    Reply+7
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Hang in there! You're a strong independent cherrypoppin who don't need no friends at the time being. If the nailpolish eating thermostat suckers don't believe you, they don't deserve to be your friend!  still, keep your real friends close, by it irl or internet chat    
Praise-   
The *************    
Sun, and hope that natural selection will hit them soon, in ways imaginable.
    Hang in there! You're a strong independent cherrypoppin who don't need no friends at the time being. If the nailpolish eating thermostat suckers don't believe you, they don't deserve to be your friend! still, keep your real friends close, by it irl or internet chat
    Praise-
    The *************
    Sun, and hope that natural selection will hit them soon, in ways imaginable.
    #91 to #62 - cherrypoppin
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Thank you good sir.
    Thank you good sir.
    #70 to #62 - neznanc**User deleted account**
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Praise it like you have never praised it before. I'm with you bro.
    Praise it like you have never praised it before. I'm with you bro.
    #82 to #70 - killerblue
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
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    #85 to #82 - neznanc**User deleted account**
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    I want this armor
    I want this armor
    #88 to #85 - killerblue
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    We all want that armor
    We all want that armor
    #79 to #70 - bobthedilder
    Reply+2
    (08/27/2013)[-]
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    #86 to #79 - neznanc**User deleted account**
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Aww stahp it you
    Aww stahp it you
    #90 to #86 - bobthedilder
    Reply+2
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    10/10 Would backstab  If you know what I mean
    10/10 Would backstab If you know what I mean
    #92 to #90 - neznanc**User deleted account**
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    "hehehe he said backstab"
    "hehehe he said backstab"
    #83 to #79 - killerblue
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
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    #84 to #83 - bobthedilder
    Reply+1
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    #89 to #84 - killerblue
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#60 to #44 - Loopholes
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Is not one listening to your side of the story?
    Surely someone would listen to reason, all your friends just ditched you?
    User avatar#80 to #60 - cherrypoppin
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Tried for ages to explain it to my ex but she won't hear me out. She told me she never wants to speak to me again. The horrible part is I do the same course as her, so most of my friends were friends with her. So everyone kind of sided with her. Now i dread going to uni everyday because i have to sit by myself in lectures. It sucks man.
    User avatar#56 to #44 - tjmwatton
    Reply-2
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    why is this getting thumbs? its not a nice fable at all
    User avatar#55 to #44 - rapeface
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    if cops are involved demand a lie detector test for both you and her, this way the machine can prove whos right, the same ******** happened to me exept she called the cops claiming i raped her, got hooked to a lie detector, proved my innocence
    User avatar#59 to #55 - militarybus
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    lie detectors don't hold up in a court of law.
    #159 to #59 - DJstar
    Reply0
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    but thats only if it gets that far. a lie detector test can still be implemented before hand which may force a confession.
    but i call ******** because the cops wouldve arrested the women for false accusation and waste of resources
    #48 to #44 - hackettmob
    Reply+10
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    It ******* pisses me off to no end to see people who make false rape claims. Especially ones feminazis use such as you can be raped without him laying a hand on you or some **** like that.
    #46 to #44 - captainreposty
    Reply+1
    (08/27/2013)[-]
    That's pretty grim bro.
    That's pretty grim bro.
    #45 to #44 - zarkaronx
    Reply+12
    (08/27/2013)[-]
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