english mo'fo

#2 - skinstiches

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(08/27/2013)[-]

You have no idea of how fascinated I am of this pun.

#3 - lovetolmao

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Pun and grammar! I enjoy this.

#151 to #3 - anon id: dc8b1fd8

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(08/28/2013)[-]

first and i say you're a faggot xD

#13 - TheFunnyJunkie

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I was intrigued with how intelligent the content was....

....then i read the title.

#106 to #13 - drtrousersnake

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I think it was a reference to this

#8 - burnboy

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(08/27/2013)[-]

This post was clever, witty, and amusing.

Well done.

#26 to #8 - linktheherooftime

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Who's the artist of that?

#36 to #26 - aerosol#332 on commentsRank#332

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(08/27/2013)[-]

NataliePsycho( not sure if I spelled that right).
She used to post comics here.

#37 - carlonord#157 on commentsRank#157

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(08/27/2013)[-]

#79 to #37 - mikli#40 on commentsRank#40

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(08/27/2013)[-]

#121 to #37 - meganinja

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Gashunk!

#109 to #37 - pulluspardus

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Source?

#45 - thewitchking

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(08/27/2013)[-]

#55 to #45 - demideus

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(08/27/2013)[-]

#87 to #55 - cheastnut [OP]

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(08/27/2013)[-]

#92 to #45 - tgrove

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(08/27/2013)[-]

i shot my ******* hotpocket you prick

#57 to #45 - TheMasterBaconator

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I might go a little deaf in my left ear, but I'm good
oh, and I just shot my cat....

#96 to #57 - danniegurl

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(08/27/2013)[-]

just shot my screen, crap.

#128 to #57 - niggastolemyname#186 on commentsRank#186

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(08/27/2013)[-]

same except i shot the ceiling
now i have to get the vacuum ****

#147 to #45 - Klondyke

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I just shot my balls.

#112 to #45 - grovylethewhite

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Shot my hip, imminent death

#73 to #45 - gaminggenus

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Just shot my jaw off.

#61 to #45 - Blazeman

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I was scratching my balls at the moment i read this, ****!

#140 to #61 - stupro

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Left hand scratching the balls, reading this, wondering index finger of WHICH hand, notice it says "left index finger", realize it would have been a bullet straight from the bottom of my right ball all the way to the tip of the penis, mfw.

#146 to #45 - fukkendragonite

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I just blew off my left foot. Which would be a bit of a relief because I was holding my foot in pain. ****** my ankle somewhere somehow. I haven't been out of the house in days so I think someone came into my room last night and snapped my ankle for no apparent reason.

#139 to #45 - underlois

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I was just picking my nose...****

#130 to #45 - stipulateprism

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Straight through the temple.

......BOOM! HEADSHOT!

#154 to #130 - flamingopher

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(01/31/2018)[-]

#155 to #154 - stipulateprism

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(01/31/2018)[-]

Boy. This was something of a throwback.

#156 to #155 - flamingopher

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(01/31/2018)[-]

#157 to #156 - stipulateprism

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(01/31/2018)[-]

That is surprisingly creepy

#158 to #157 - flamingopher

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(01/31/2018)[-]

#120 to #45 - skeetskeetskeeeeet

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Right in between my stomach and right arm! Damn i got lucky

#107 to #45 - striderchile

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Shot my Fap forearm, so now Left hand fapping!

#123 to #107 - meganinja

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I wouldn't advise that. Your finger might turn into a gun again.

#149 to #123 - striderchile

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Sometimes i'm not a clever man.

#159 to #107 - flamingopher

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(01/31/2018)[-]

#101 to #45 - asked**User deleted account**

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(08/27/2013)[-]

My up arrow key was just shot.

#95 to #45 - derpyhuman

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(08/27/2013)[-]

grazed my shoulder.

#91 to #45 - zorororonoa

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I was scratching my balls, ****

#86 to #45 - djjeroenski

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(08/27/2013)[-]

right through the keyboard of my laptop, into the large blood vessel of my left leg
pretty ****** up

#85 to #45 - payseht#170 on commentsRank#170

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(08/27/2013)[-]

goodbye, lower intestines

#84 to #45 - sweetellie

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(08/27/2013)[-]

My computer...

#108 to #84 - pulluspardus

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Same.

#83 to #45 - killerliquid

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I just grazed my neck, a little deaf in the left ear as well...probably.

#80 to #45 - bilbobagginshield

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(08/27/2013)[-]

whatever,just got my rib that's all,it's not like I needed it anyway.

#89 to #80 - zorororonoa

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Don't be such a baby, ribs grow back

#94 to #89 - bilbobagginshield

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I was just talking to about the Miley thing.and thanks for the advice

#97 to #94 - zorororonoa

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Ah yes, it is you. nice to meet you again

#98 to #97 - bilbobagginshield

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(08/27/2013)[-]

wait a minute,are you friends with someone named superwholockftw?

#99 to #98 - zorororonoa

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(08/27/2013)[-]

uhh no

#100 to #99 - bilbobagginshield

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(08/27/2013)[-]

god dammit that's my other account that I got banned of sorry your name just sounded familiar.

#103 to #100 - zorororonoa

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Maybe i was you friend but since you got banned it removed it? i dunno. I don't remember who i accept as friends

#78 to #45 - syrenthra

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(08/27/2013)[-]

shot my desk and it may have gone into the girls room next to mine possibly hitting one of them

#76 to #45 - nervaaurelius

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(08/27/2013)[-]

grazed my arm in the library

#75 to #45 - dudereaper

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Skimmed my balls and pierced my foot...
oh and tore the bed sheets...

#72 to #45 - thatdutchguy

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(08/27/2013)[-]

***** im dead.

#71 to #45 - uberderpyhooves

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(08/27/2013)[-]

My right lung.

#66 to #45 - mkgt

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(08/27/2013)[-]

My computer's broken. :[

#64 to #45 - jwagswashere

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(08/27/2013)[-]

im not but my wall is pretty ******

#63 to #45 - schizoidfreak

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Just grazed my left thigh and into my right leg and out my knee (finger was at a weird angle...)well...guess i wont be walking right anymore...

#56 to #45 - richardastley

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I shot a brick wall surrounding my fireplace.

#54 to #45 - sabcy

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(08/27/2013)[-]

good bye, right cheek and ear.

#53 to #45 - plasmaballs

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(08/27/2013)[-]

strait through the jaw, ****

#49 to #45 - weirddark

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(08/27/2013)[-]

No more armpit hair for me

#153 to #45 - superintrovert

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(08/31/2013)[-]

******* right in the right ******* thigh. My left hand is always doing stuff while I'm on the computer and I was holding my right arm at the time I read this.

#137 to #45 - anon id: 7f14411e

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Considering my hand was on my hip, I can say I've lost my ******* ovaries.
Not like I needed them, haven't used the babymaking function yet. Yay, virginity.

#119 to #45 - anon id: 3ddf786e

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(08/27/2013)[-]

My wall, there's a hole in it somewhere anyways...

#82 to #45 - anon id: 3b7e816b

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(08/27/2013)[-]

**** i shot my anus

#70 to #45 - bonkboy

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(08/27/2013)[-]

Shot the ground, I'm good.

#43 - burdenedsoul

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(08/27/2013)[-]

quite hate me for what i like, it only makes my erection grow

#47 to #43 - lucarioveethree

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(08/27/2013)[-]

I don't hate you because you like ponies. I hate you because you acknowledge that people might hate you for liking ponies, and you love that. Which implies you want to start a *********, instead of innocently posting a reaction picture.

#68 to #43 - kernelstack

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(08/27/2013)[-]

#16 - brothergrimm#117 on commentsRank#117

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(08/27/2013)[-]

#15 - krasnogvardiech

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(08/27/2013)[-]

#60 - halotalim

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