What is sex?. Hi. well guess hum; he uni“ van SEE’ when an man and dunnun i said hi
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hum; he uni“ van SEE’ when
an man and dunnun
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#1 - lokkeduen (08/26/2013) [+] (16 replies)
i've always wondered why you call it the birds and the bees in the states, in denmark we call it the bees and the flowers wich seems to make much more sense. anyone who can enlighten me on this?
User avatar #5 to #1 - vorarephilia (08/27/2013) [-]
Once upon a time a hummingbird accidentally drank honey from a beehive, thinking it was a flower. The bees got very angry and stung the hummingbird to death.

moral of the story: be careful where you stick your pecker.

no, this isn't the actual birds and bees, just something i made up.
#13 - PVTDickStryker (08/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#15 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What's this? A young teenage couple about to have sex?
A large influx of BEEEEES should help!
#18 - magere ONLINE (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I thought those mouths were moustaches.
#32 - rieskimo (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
My mom never made **** up, she just told me the facts.

MFW I'll never know the story about the birds and the bees because my mom described to me about penetrative sex for procreation.
#17 - thisotherdude (08/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
But... What is love?   
   
I feel no regrets for what this comment will sure evolve in
But... What is love?

I feel no regrets for what this comment will sure evolve in
User avatar #65 - jajathezombie (08/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
"How we learned about sex" stories!

> Be me, second grade (catholic school btw)
> Friend's birthday party
> Slumber party
> We're all up really late, everyone in the house is asleep
> One friend Katy goes upstairs for some food
> Birthday girl had brothers in college
> Katy comes downstairs with some VHS tapes from brother's room
> "What the hell is bukkake?"
> Put in tape, all of us start watching
> Horrified yet fascinated
> More tapes
> 10 or so 7-year-old girls watch porn all night
> Fast forward a few weeks, girl scout camp
> All of us who were at the party are in girl scouts
> Hanging out in a tent (big tents on platforms, tons of cots inside)
> We're all still pretty confused about what we watched
> Time to experiment
> All strip down to our underwear
> Touching each other's "boobs" and scissoring in a softcore lesbian orgy
> Feels kinda good, kinda weird
> Some of the girls get too weirded out and we stop
> Never speak of it again
User avatar #46 - Kyag (08/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Could somebody please give me the actual sex and the bees talk? Cause I never really learned what that meant. I just learned from Anatomy class and stuff my mom told me every once in a while.
User avatar #47 to #46 - freedomreturns (08/27/2013) [-]
Stick your salami in her roast beef.
But always make sure your sausage is properly wrapped until you find the scrambled eggs between the legs you love.
#38 - bitchplzzz (08/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #61 - virallemur (08/27/2013) [-]
NOT THE BEES! would post the real deal, but... you know... Please accept me for the monster I am.
#55 - harbingerwolf (08/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I've never heard the birds and the bee's talk, i cant comprehend how you can explain sex with a bird and an insect, he stung her beak?
I've never heard the birds and the bee's talk, i cant comprehend how you can explain sex with a bird and an insect, he stung her beak?
#36 - peyko ONLINE (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #458976 at Ponyville ** Am i doing it right?
User avatar #43 to #36 - thegrimreaver (08/27/2013) [-]
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box...
#21 - konradkurze (08/27/2013) [+] (8 replies)
what if the bees are gay
#77 - anonymous (08/27/2013) [-]
How I learned about sex
School Bus.
#71 - articulate ONLINE (08/27/2013) [-]
**articulate rolls 70**
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User avatar #24 - burningsmurfs (08/27/2013) [-]
I remember my birds and the bees talk. Me, my mom and dad were walking from the car into Kroger's and he said, "to make babies you stick your wee wee in her goo hole."

It was so blunt yet so informative all at once.
User avatar #16 - psydoc (08/27/2013) [-]
Well, that's one form of birth control I guess.
User avatar #9 - henryfordthegod (08/27/2013) [-]
true
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