What is sex?. Hi. well guess hum; he uni“ van SEE’ when an man and dunnun i said hi
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - lokkeduen
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i've always wondered why you call it the birds and the bees in the states, in denmark we call it the bees and the flowers wich seems to make much more sense. anyone who can enlighten me on this?
#2 to #1 - crimsonjericho
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#7 to #2 - kanedam
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the statement might be true... but the joke was done so shallow that it didnt make me laugh.
shame on you
#54 to #7 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at eminems ** u pwnt dat newb 1 hit ko fatality pl0x
#20 to #1 - anon id: b08e11a8
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In the UK we call it shagging.
User avatar #49 to #20 - milthyfoustache
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They don't beat around the bush in the UK, I had to watch a woman give ******* birth when I was like 8.


It was a video of a woman giving birth just thought I should mention that
User avatar #66 to #49 - daentraya
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We saw that in class, but quite some years later
It's probably the best way to make girls make sure to remember protection
User avatar #81 to #66 - milthyfoustache
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Now they just need to find a way to scare kids into giving a **** about algebra haha
User avatar #67 to #1 - danniegurl
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www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/the-birds-and-the-bees.html

tldr; basically, there are multiple possible contributing origins, but no one really knows.
User avatar #3 to #1 - originalanonymous
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Ignore the guy below it actually makes sense you see it was to different stories to begin with girls were birds who nurtured and held the eggs guys are bees who would carry the pollen to be pollinated in the hives you would use these separate stories and a hot dog and a doughnut to describe sex to kids.
#6 to #3 - kanedam
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comment #2 doesnt seem so wrong to me anymore after this explanation...
User avatar #4 to #3 - originalanonymous
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*Above*
User avatar #5 to #1 - vorarephilia
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Once upon a time a hummingbird accidentally drank honey from a beehive, thinking it was a flower. The bees got very angry and stung the hummingbird to death.

moral of the story: be careful where you stick your pecker.

no, this isn't the actual birds and bees, just something i made up.
User avatar #12 to #5 - newepsilon
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This is how I am going to explain it to my future unborn son.
#53 to #5 - dross
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10/10 will remember and use again at social events.
User avatar #64 to #5 - mistafishy
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I'm 17. Thanks for being there for me to give me "the talk" for the first time.
User avatar #35 to #5 - isnotdolan
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you prick a chick
#13 - PVTDickStryker
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#14 to #13 - digitalmasterx
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no need to be taught, she'll do it for you.
User avatar #34 to #13 - shaddowmarshal
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whos the chick???
GO JOHNNY GO!!
User avatar #39 to #34 - darkdragonswrath
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Panty from an anime called Panty and Stocking. She likes sex a lot.
#15 - motherfuckingkenji
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(08/27/2013) [-]
What's this? A young teenage couple about to have sex?
A large influx of BEEEEES should help!
User avatar #41 to #15 - animedudej
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if Bee man ever exists i imagine he would imagine him running around making terrible Bee puns like "you should eat Honey so you'll grow up to BEE a man like me!"
User avatar #42 to #41 - justinitforthecorn
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Dr. Bees my friend Or Miles Manners, a wasp themed vigilante by day.
#18 - magere
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I thought those mouths were moustaches.
#63 to #18 - arrowinurbutt
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Comment Picture
User avatar #27 to #18 - rampaginphoenix
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Damn it, now i can't unsee the mustaches.
#32 - rieskimo
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My mom never made **** up, she just told me the facts.

MFW I'll never know the story about the birds and the bees because my mom described to me about penetrative sex for procreation.
#79 to #32 - qazlord
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same bro
same bro
#17 - thisotherdude
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But... What is love?   
   
I feel no regrets for what this comment will sure evolve in
But... What is love?

I feel no regrets for what this comment will sure evolve in
#37 to #17 - MacheteJoe
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#40 to #17 - laapis
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BABY DON'T HURT ME
#19 to #17 - metaldubstepotato
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Baby don't hurt me! Dont hurt me, no more!
Baby don't hurt me! Dont hurt me, no more!
#29 to #17 - thesovereigngrave
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User avatar #65 - jajathezombie
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"How we learned about sex" stories!

> Be me, second grade (catholic school btw)
> Friend's birthday party
> Slumber party
> We're all up really late, everyone in the house is asleep
> One friend Katy goes upstairs for some food
> Birthday girl had brothers in college
> Katy comes downstairs with some VHS tapes from brother's room
> "What the hell is bukkake?"
> Put in tape, all of us start watching
> Horrified yet fascinated
> More tapes
> 10 or so 7-year-old girls watch porn all night
> Fast forward a few weeks, girl scout camp
> All of us who were at the party are in girl scouts
> Hanging out in a tent (big tents on platforms, tons of cots inside)
> We're all still pretty confused about what we watched
> Time to experiment
> All strip down to our underwear
> Touching each other's "boobs" and scissoring in a softcore lesbian orgy
> Feels kinda good, kinda weird
> Some of the girls get too weirded out and we stop
> Never speak of it again
User avatar #70 to #65 - thewintersaint
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exscuse me, can you reapeat it? i was picturing it but i had to go find a kleenex.
#73 to #65 - giinthir
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User avatar #74 to #65 - richardastley
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>Be five, I think
>Slept over at friend's house
>Get to sleep in her bed
>We randomly start taking turns kissing different parts of each other's bodies
>She kisses my penis
>I kiss her vagina
>I kiss her butt
>She kisses my butt
>We repeat the last four turns several times before we actually fall asleep
>She eventually transferred to my school a few years later
>At 23 years of age, we have never mentioned it since
#68 to #65 - hydromatic
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#72 to #65 - slimeywaffles
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Same thing kinda happened when I was seven. My two best friends and I would basically just probe each other's vags underneath the covers at sleepovers.
Same thing kinda happened when I was seven. My two best friends and I would basically just probe each other's vags underneath the covers at sleepovers.
User avatar #75 to #72 - jajathezombie
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Anyone who doesn't think girls are just as ****** up in the head as guys has never been to a prepubescent sleepover. I had a friend who, at every slumber party, would strip naked, sit on a sleeping girl's face, and fart repeatedly. She finally stopped doing it when someone puked into her asshole.
#76 to #75 - slimeywaffles
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Christ.    
I'm trying to think of a memory of mine equivalent to that but I just can't, aha.
Christ.
I'm trying to think of a memory of mine equivalent to that but I just can't, aha.
User avatar #46 - Kyag
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Could somebody please give me the actual sex and the bees talk? Cause I never really learned what that meant. I just learned from Anatomy class and stuff my mom told me every once in a while.
User avatar #52 to #46 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random comment #3656426 posted by stalkerloo at Friendly ** :
wat
Since neither of these two explained it well enough, I will let this rolled comment show you the way.
User avatar #58 to #46 - Kyag
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Its just I'm having a hard time understanding how in the hell its called the "Birds and the Bees" when those things have no relation to sex whatsoever.
User avatar #69 to #58 - danniegurl
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www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/the-birds-and-the-bees.html

tldr; there are multiple possible reasons, but no one really knows exactly.
User avatar #50 to #46 - iamkagji
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>>>****
User avatar #47 to #46 - freedomreturns
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Stick your salami in her roast beef.
But always make sure your sausage is properly wrapped until you find the scrambled eggs between the legs you love.
#38 - bitchplzzz
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****** dead
****** dead
User avatar #61 - virallemur
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NOT THE BEES! would post the real deal, but... you know... Please accept me for the monster I am.
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