5 Life hacks. Some tips for you to use, not made by me.. Life Hack Thirsty? Every restaurant in the US is required to give you free tap water. Just ask! Life Ha tips Lifehacks
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5 Life hacks

Some tips for you to use, not made by me.

Life Hack
Thirsty? Every restaurant in the US is
required to give you free tap water.
Just ask!
Life Hack tta
Mess with telemarketers! Some aren' t
allowed to hang up, so answer the call,
take a shower, have a snack, then say
no thanks"
Life Hack .
If you' re going to a ZOO, wear the same
colors as the employees do The animals
will come right up to you instead of
backing away.
Life Hack
C) utting onions? (C) gurra You
won' t tear up
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#4 - Hightower (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Let the telemarketer go through the entire spiel. When they get to a point in their script that they pause to wait for your answer say "Don't stop, I'm almost there. "
They hang up quiiiiiiiiiiiick.
User avatar #1 - fuckingdaltonapple (08/26/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Even if telemarketers are annoying, #3 would be a dick move.
#6 to #3 - flemsdfer ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
You're right. I had one of those jobs for awhile. My first job actually. You're stuck in a room. A grey room, with solid black blinds so no sun comes in. You go in when it is dark outside, and come out when it is dark outside, and spend this whole day in a bland room full of morbidly obese people squeaking their chairs under the weight as you repeat the same dialogue to people, and getting yelled at. Then you get reprimanded by your superiors if you are too quick or too slow with the call. That's right. You get punished if the person on the other end doesn't let you finish in a certain time frame that's ideal for the company. I was horribly depressed working there.
You're right. I had one of those jobs for awhile. My first job actually. You're stuck in a room. A grey room, with solid black blinds so no sun comes in. You go in when it is dark outside, and come out when it is dark outside, and spend this whole day in a bland room full of morbidly obese people squeaking their chairs under the weight as you repeat the same dialogue to people, and getting yelled at. Then you get reprimanded by your superiors if you are too quick or too slow with the call. That's right. You get punished if the person on the other end doesn't let you finish in a certain time frame that's ideal for the company. I was horribly depressed working there.
User avatar #20 - Onemanretardpack (08/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Please don't **** with telemarketers. They're just doing their job, and it's a mindless and menial job. They really don't need people getting them in trouble with their bosses for not keeping their call times down
User avatar #53 - platapus (08/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
how is chewing gum going to stop me from thinking about when my mother chocked to death on an onion?
User avatar #42 - roflstorm ONLINE (08/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#3
That is commonly referred to as "being a douche"
Telemarketers are just doing their jobs. ****** jobs, but jobs they have to do.
Just say no thanks and hang up.
User avatar #5 - leglesslegolegolas (08/26/2013) [-]
#3 is the reason why telemarketer jobs make people want to an hero.
User avatar #15 - tomowrath (08/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
FYI, Telemarketers are real people with real deadlines.

people that have done this probably made someone lose their job.
User avatar #63 - ruebezahl (08/27/2013) [-]
For telemarketers, I sometimes used the Arnold Schwarzenegger sound board:
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The point where they hung up was usually "I'm a cop you idiot!"
#58 - fuckyosixtyminutes (08/27/2013) [-]
I actually have a silent sound file I set as the ringtone for people I don't like so I just never hear them call.
#127 - Nameloc (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>phone rings   
>pick it up   
>"Hi this is Samantha with-"   
>"Excuse me, ma'am"   
>"...Yes?"   
>"I'm not interested in your product, however I shall return the favor by asking if you would like to purchase my couch..."   
>"Uh-"   
>"Don't worry, it only has a few love stains on it, nothing too noticeabl-"   
>*click*
>phone rings
>pick it up
>"Hi this is Samantha with-"
>"Excuse me, ma'am"
>"...Yes?"
>"I'm not interested in your product, however I shall return the favor by asking if you would like to purchase my couch..."
>"Uh-"
>"Don't worry, it only has a few love stains on it, nothing too noticeabl-"
>*click*
#88 - liamdurf (08/27/2013) [-]
Unless the animals don't like the people working there.
Unless the animals don't like the people working there.
#46 - microhendy (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
If you chew gum whilst chopping onions, you will spit all over the buggers. You can't see it, but loads and loads of tiny flecks of saliva will coat them. Don't do it.
User avatar #48 to #46 - taokami (08/27/2013) [-]
or you know, you chew gum with your mouth closed.
#36 - thehandthatfeeds (08/27/2013) [-]
If you didn't know water was free, I envy you. You rich bastard
#29 - thecowmastor (08/27/2013) [-]
What if the zookeepers abuse their animals. Then the animals would either be scared of you or angry at you.
User avatar #123 - Loppytaffy (08/27/2013) [-]
The tap water thign works in Europe too, as part of the European Convention of Human Rights that states people are entitled to clean water.
User avatar #111 - askafj (08/27/2013) [-]
#3 is just being a dick
User avatar #106 - mechaemperor (08/27/2013) [-]
3 is just mean, that's how those people make a living, and I don't think they had much choice.
#99 - andovaredoras (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Onions dont usually make me cry...but the smell is a bit difficult to get off my fingers, sometimes sticking for almost 3 days or so...   
   
   
   
unrelated gif..I think?
Onions dont usually make me cry...but the smell is a bit difficult to get off my fingers, sometimes sticking for almost 3 days or so...



unrelated gif..I think?
User avatar #97 - marioslmg (08/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)
MFW i can't use pictures...
User avatar #135 to #97 - gitanisme (08/27/2013) [-]
**** off thumbwhore. Be funny and you'll get thumbs.
#2 - flutterdoc (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
telemarketers still exist?   
don't have a land line anymore
telemarketers still exist?
don't have a land line anymore
User avatar #10 to #2 - theavatarspupil (08/27/2013) [-]
I used to get at least three or four a day on my old cell phone. Never knew why.
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