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    #65 - Emeexuqu
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    (08/27/2013)[-]
    You enter a diner after recently cutting yourself, you quickly attempt to find the nearest Sugar container.   
   
You see two identical containers in front of you, a man tells you that one of these containers holds sugar, and the other holds salt.   
   
   
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    You enter a diner after recently cutting yourself, you quickly attempt to find the nearest Sugar container.

    You see two identical containers in front of you, a man tells you that one of these containers holds sugar, and the other holds salt.


    What do you do?
    #141 to #65 - anon id: feead2df
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    (08/27/2013)[-]
    Apply both. Yolo
    User avatar#139 to #65 - lesrin
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    (08/27/2013)[-]
    salt is great for cleaning wounds, ever since i was a child ive never used anything on wounds but salt
    make sure theres no children around, depending on how deep the cut is you might invent some new colorfull words
    User avatar#96 to #65 - sadistikal
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    (08/27/2013)[-]
    you'd immediately see the difference.
    #87 to #65 - anon id: ef2149c6
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    (08/27/2013)[-]
    I actually look at them and pick the sugar. >_> Work in the kitchen long enough and it is easy to visually tell the difference between the two.
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    #100 to #66 - squeejee
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    You must be fun at parties.
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    I guess I didn't think this one through
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    tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MundaneSolution
    Mundane solutions, ruining plots since the dawn of man.
    User avatar#75 to #67 - bgskamikaze
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    magic surrounds them making it to where only one can be opened and only once
    User avatar#92 to #75 - myaccountisnew
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