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As you journey along the path you meet an old man.
He tells you that modern neuroscience has proved
that all our Edens and decisions are merely the
machinations of a predetermined universe and that
our concept of free will ' is naught but a comforting
illusion.
If you agree with his hypothesis, turn to page 72
If you disagree, turn to page 72
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#12 - pappathethird (08/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#72 - mostlyjunk (08/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
What if i just close the book then
What if i just close the book then
#29 - junkinator (08/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I don't care if you agree or disagree, it's my opinion and you're going to 						*******					 deal with it!
I don't care if you agree or disagree, it's my opinion and you're going to ******* deal with it!
#2 - pocoyothegreat (08/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Thinking about this always leaves me uneasy
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#28 - hellspawner has deleted their comment [+] (10 replies)
#30 to #28 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
Cause it's predetermined that they look. I don't get this one
#140 - gamingtales (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Option 3: Say nothing and beat him over the head with a lead pipe.
#107 - tehcashew (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't like being told what to do
User avatar #152 - vanoreo (08/27/2013) [+] (7 replies)
hang on

why are both sides on page 72?
#154 to #152 - jaysquigglez (08/27/2013) [-]
It's because if free will is an illusion, it doesn't matter what you want to do, it's predetermined that you will turn to page 72
#113 - wobblyloo (08/27/2013) [-]
what do you do?
User avatar #8 - spikethepony (08/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The way I see it, if the universe is predetermined by causality, than for whatever reason, I will continue to believe otherwise, as it is what I am destined to believe.
#117 - bardofpellinor (08/27/2013) [-]
you know what, I would really rather just turn to page 57
User avatar #51 - bakonforall (08/26/2013) [+] (13 replies)
what do you mean by "Predetermined?"
User avatar #59 to #51 - chuckbillrow (08/26/2013) [-]
lets assume for a second that there is a work around for the uncertainty principal (so you can know with absolute precision where a sub atomic particle is AND its velocity) now lets assume you knew exactly where every particle in the universe was and its velocity mere moments after the big bang
presumably you could use that data to accurately predict everything that would ever happen ever
if all of the above were true (and it may be) everything that happens happens because it was going to happen and nothing you or anyone else does can change that because everything you and everyone else does was going to happen
and that is what he meant by "predetermined"
#109 - smellmyfaceforswag (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
God damn!!! Light bulb has it's 						****					 together this time.
God damn!!! Light bulb has it's **** together this time.
#129 - biggerlenny (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Looking at all the comments describing this as like 						******					 up. What if there's two different paragraphs/sections on that page?
Looking at all the comments describing this as like ****** up. What if there's two different paragraphs/sections on that page?
#98 - bowler (08/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)
but whats on pages 57-71?
User avatar #100 to #98 - ferrettamer (08/27/2013) [-]
Other outcomes for the other pages
#206 - michaelsam (08/27/2013) [-]
"Free will" you say
User avatar #191 - andrewolfzoom ONLINE (08/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)
i always wanted a book like that but i could never find one
User avatar #194 to #191 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (08/27/2013) [-]
I believe they're called "Choose Your Own Adventure" books.
#126 - macarenaoftime (08/27/2013) [-]
**macarenaoftime rolled a random image posted in comment #84 at Internesting ** what is on page 72
User avatar #81 - spyrothehedgehog (08/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)
is my text still purple?
#89 to #81 - abbaabbaabba (08/27/2013) [-]
no
#68 - englman (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I  was LITERALLY talking about this same thing just a few days ago. I started an enormous discussion about it and everything.
I was LITERALLY talking about this same thing just a few days ago. I started an enormous discussion about it and everything.
#87 to #68 - atma (08/27/2013) [-]
It's been going around the 'Nets a lot lately
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