one time when I was 6 my mom caught the
trying to eat pure sugar out of the container
so she stopped and said would you like to
have something even sweater?“ and of
Course little naive 6 year old me said yes
we I would so she said "smell it first and
than deems" and handed the a bottle at
straight vanilla extract and of course it
smelled like the tears of Jesus so I said YES
give me and she let me take a huge swig
and this is why I have trust issues.
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