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The Tears of Jesus
one time when I was 6 my mom caught the
trying to eat pure sugar out of the container
so she stopped and said would you like to
have something even sweater?“ and of
Course little naive 6 year old me said yes
we I would so she said "smell it first and
than deems" and handed the a bottle at
straight vanilla extract and of course it
smelled like the tears of Jesus so I said YES
give me and she let me take a huge swig
and this is why I have trust issues.
trying to eat pure sugar out of the container
so she stopped and said would you like to
have something even sweater?“ and of
Course little naive 6 year old me said yes
we I would so she said "smell it first and
than deems" and handed the a bottle at
straight vanilla extract and of course it
smelled like the tears of Jesus so I said YES
give me and she let me take a huge swig
and this is why I have trust issues.
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hueyfreeman ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-] I drank a whole bottle of this delicious **** today and I'm not even sorry
Don't knock it till you try it
Don't knock it till you try it
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Javapenguin (08/26/2013) [-] Well it's only creamer, not sweetener so it really wouldn't be that bad.
Picture is of a legendary mythical "Hoop-Snake"
Picture is of a legendary mythical "Hoop-Snake"
#64 to #26
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holycrapimacupcake (08/26/2013) [-] Drank one yesterday, ************* Vanilla Caramel.
#44
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amegaara (08/26/2013) [-] if you want us to read the whole thing why highlight a certain section of the paragraph...
#10 to #9
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taurusguy (08/26/2013) [-]
You know you have watched too much porn if you actually care about the story, or like me only porn i dont "watch" is gay porn, everything goes... i dare someone to give me some porn i wouldnt enjoy, ive watched a woman get "killed" and then raped, it was all an act by a professional team but still.
#139
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burningsmurfs (08/26/2013) [-] I did that like twice so my mom just filled the sugar container with salt once. ONCE. I don't eat much sweets as an adult I think that day might be to blame.
#23
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MythBuster (08/26/2013) [-] i used to eat nesquik powder all the time.. i used to wake up, climb the counter top, and eat that **** by the handful
#151
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zozman (08/27/2013) [-]
Man I thought she meant ***** . I gotta stop watching porn this much.
#51
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infedel ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-] smells like the tears of jesus, but tastes like satan's *** sweat
#141 to #106
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Sabre (08/26/2013) [-] I adore Akerfeldt's voice; I don't think anyone in metal has such a good clean voice in addition to amazing growls. I'm realizing now that I'm thinking about them there's really only one that's properly thrash, and that's Sanktuary. Cottus and Black Moor are both really good too though with thrash influences. Hellacaust is good too.
#134
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2scared2login (08/26/2013) [-]
I used to grab a stick of butter and dip it in the sugar jar and take a bite....
#101
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gimlimax (08/26/2013) [-]
My uncle's a butcher, i used to help him in his shop, one day he told me after i said i loved white chocolate"would you like to try white chocolate spread? i have a keg of it in the freezer" being a naive little Belgian i was i said yes, he then proceeded to take a huge key of animal grease which was of course white and looked like a paste, being a butcher he didn't care about the taste and put a finger full of it in his mouth. of course i beleived him, and that is why i also have trust issues
