The Tears of Jesus. . one time when I was 6 my mom caught the trying to eat pure sugar out of the container so she stopped and said would you like to have somet
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The Tears of Jesus

one time when I was 6 my mom caught the
trying to eat pure sugar out of the container
so she stopped and said would you like to
have something even sweater?“ and of
Course little naive 6 year old me said yes
we I would so she said "smell it first and
than deems" and handed the a bottle at
straight vanilla extract and of course it
smelled like the tears of Jesus so I said YES
give me and she let me take a huge swig
and this is why I have trust issues.
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#12 - puffolotti (08/26/2013) [+] (38 replies)
what is "trust issue" ?
User avatar #14 to #12 - thijsofbodom (08/26/2013) [-]
having issues with trusting...
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#1 - helldin has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#2 to #1 - dafuckisthisshit (08/26/2013) [-]
he probably got horny as **** and started humping things
#26 - hueyfreeman (08/26/2013) [+] (19 replies)
I drank a whole bottle of this delicious **** today and I'm not even sorry

Don't knock it till you try it
User avatar #6 - handsomeftww (08/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Thought it said "vagina extract" at first, that would be ****** up.
#72 - holyturkey (08/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
i have never seen or tasted vanilla extract? is it horrible?
User avatar #96 to #72 - icametocomment (08/26/2013) [-]
To quote somebody else:

Smells like tears of Jesus

Tastes like piss of Satan.
#24 - betastory ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Kids face when
#133 - acidtroll (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I thought she was gonna tell you to eat her out.
I thought she was gonna tell you to eat her out.
User avatar #44 - amegaara (08/26/2013) [-]
if you want us to read the whole thing why highlight a certain section of the paragraph...
#116 - lexieexile (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Once my cousin gave me a lollipop that was jalapeno flavored.
#139 - burningsmurfs (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I did that like twice so my mom just filled the sugar container with salt once. ONCE. I don't eat much sweets as an adult I think that day might be to blame.
I did that like twice so my mom just filled the sugar container with salt once. ONCE. I don't eat much sweets as an adult I think that day might be to blame.
#119 - FormerAnonAssassin (08/26/2013) [-]
******* vanilla extract. Smells like heaven, tastes like hell.
User avatar #23 - MythBuster (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i used to eat nesquik powder all the time.. i used to wake up, climb the counter top, and eat that **** by the handful
#151 - zozman (08/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Man I thought she meant pussy. I gotta stop watching porn this much.
User avatar #51 - infedel ONLINE (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
smells like the tears of jesus, but tastes like satan's ass sweat
#17 - inxtcy (08/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Seriously annoying that I got used to hitting the damned thumb and now I keep getting that " You must be level 2" crap!
#19 to #17 - reaperboy (08/26/2013) [-]
stop whining. it is preventing people from boosting their content as anons with fake IPs
#58 - pervertodores (08/26/2013) [+] (21 replies)
he has too
User avatar #31 - flaminggodzilla (08/26/2013) [-]
My uncle got me the same way..
User avatar #16 - admiralen (08/26/2013) [-]
my cousin eats that **** all the time
one time we found him in his bed covered in it and hugging the container
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