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#11 - evilcookie (08/26/2013) [+] (17 replies)
Every single time this gets posted people still believe it again.   
I'm from israel, This does not, has not, and will probably not exist.
Every single time this gets posted people still believe it again.
I'm from israel, This does not, has not, and will probably not exist.
#17 - ottox (08/26/2013) [-]
#38 - angelusprimus (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
For those that don't have a background in physics and chemistry, let me try to explain something.
Machine like that is impossible. Why? Because there are hundreds of triggers for explosive devices. Some of them are quite fatal for people. so if you built a booth that can detonate EVERY kind of explosive it would kill EVERYONE who entered it.
Not to mention that even common triggers that would not hurt a healthy person would kill a person with, say a pacemaker or epilepsy.
Oh, and I forgot. It would do absolutely nothing for binary explosives. Explosives that are inert until exposed to a SECOND element at which point they become able to explode.

This is an old joke, that has been thoroughly debunked.
#3 - technotoaster (08/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #10 to #3 - Jabberwocky (08/26/2013) [-]
Because there are thousands of different trigger mechanisms for bombs. It's impossible to make a universal bomb-exploder.
#66 - happyfucktime (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
they're not going to blow someone up in front of everyone, and how are they going to clean up the mess quickly? and if they find a terrorist, wouldn't they want to interrogate him? or put him in prison?
they're not going to blow someone up in front of everyone, and how are they going to clean up the mess quickly? and if they find a terrorist, wouldn't they want to interrogate him? or put him in prison?
#131 - bronywhat (08/26/2013) [-]
Fake as this may be, I don't see the problem with the current body scanners. Even if they do show you naked, I mean, who cares? What is this, middle school? The world's not gonna end because some TSA guy saw your butt.
#129 - Mynameismario (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I read the original of this and it was in Texas.   
Why did they change it to Israel?
I read the original of this and it was in Texas.
Why did they change it to Israel?
#65 - erkaperkish (08/26/2013) [+] (9 replies)
mfw when people believe this
mfw when people believe this
#81 - nehger **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
Is there anything they can't do?
User avatar #8 - zhayce (08/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
... and the cleaners?
Everyone watching would see a person get spattered against the walls.
And if one had a bomb and saw this wouln't they just set it off infront of it?
Who the **** would go in there knowing they would die with the bomb on them.
#45 - hueyfreeman (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**** that **** , I'm not stepping into a box where people have EXPLODED
#43 - crosskill (08/26/2013) [-]
OP comfirmed for deceitful faggot.
OP comfirmed for deceitful faggot.
User avatar #23 - coolioshades (08/26/2013) [-]
Pretty sure the picture is of a 360 x-ray. Which do exist in airports, obviously. But yeah you pretty much have to be retarded to believe this.
#157 - pikininja (08/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
That is 						*******					 terrifying. I feel like something could go horribly wrong.
That is ******* terrifying. I feel like something could go horribly wrong.
User avatar #144 - animedudej (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
honestly... if you're going to suicide bomb a plane and take with you 100-200+ passengers then you deserve to die- literaly
#115 - macespo (08/26/2013) [-]
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#82 - slimeywaffles (08/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Would if someone puts an explosive in your pocket?
Would if someone puts an explosive in your pocket?
#85 to #82 - sreggin (08/26/2013) [-]
what*

also what
User avatar #49 - zomitlu (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What about innocents who are forced to wear bombs or have even got bombs equipped that they don't even know about?

Then it becomes murder.
User avatar #50 to #49 - Nihatclodra (08/26/2013) [-]
they would die anyway then, this way just means they won't be taking anyone with them.
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