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#11 - evilcookie
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Every single time this gets posted people still believe it again.   
I'm from israel, This does not, has not, and will probably not exist.
Every single time this gets posted people still believe it again.
I'm from israel, This does not, has not, and will probably not exist.
User avatar #31 to #11 - puut
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(08/26/2013) [-]
It does. I just went through it on a vacation to New Jersey.
#72 to #31 - happyfucktime
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(08/26/2013) [-]
yeah this machine exists but it is a scanner it doesn't blow people up
#86 to #11 - ipostfunny
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(08/26/2013) [-]
That's a metal detector, they have them in the Austin Texas Airport
I've gone through them several times
#90 to #11 - scouts
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(08/26/2013) [-]
but, how do we know you're from isrealetown?





I trust no one
#100 to #90 - evilcookie
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(08/26/2013) [-]
How would you like me to prove it?...
How would you like me to prove it?...
User avatar #148 to #100 - mondominiman
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Take timestamped photo of your town sign if there is one?
User avatar #93 to #11 - anygoodnames
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Where did this start up?
User avatar #14 to #11 - oikake
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(08/26/2013) [-]
which is a shame.... if Israel did have this I would forgive them for killing random arabs...
#77 to #14 - evilcookie
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(08/26/2013) [-]
Dont believe everything the media has to offer.

This was recently on CNN to my information, displayed as "Genocide in Jerusalem: The truth about the Holocaust in Israel."
It has raised much controversy.

You know whats funny? This is a photo from Syria.
Don't believe everything the media wants you to believe.
User avatar #52 to #11 - zenherp
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(08/26/2013) [-]
oh but it would be so awesome it was true
User avatar #60 to #11 - bothemastaofall
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Well yeah obviously, BUT I WANT IT SO BAD
User avatar #119 to #11 - Leopard
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Source of the pic?
#39 to #11 - macbookfan
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I'm not a smart man, so i wouldn't know how or even if it would/could be made.
But this needs to happen
User avatar #46 to #39 - stupro
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(08/26/2013) [-]
It doesn't need to and it won't. It's a public execution no matter how you look at it and no UN country will approve of it. No, it's not justified by them possibly killing hundreds of people.
#48 to #46 - macbookfan
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Oh, the humanity
#83 to #46 - irishlawyer
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Also that you can't find a way to detonate ANY sort of explosive that wouldn't harm the average human being
#16 to #11 - paracelsus [OP]
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#17 - ottox
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User avatar #38 - angelusprimus
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(08/26/2013) [-]
For those that don't have a background in physics and chemistry, let me try to explain something.
Machine like that is impossible. Why? Because there are hundreds of triggers for explosive devices. Some of them are quite fatal for people. so if you built a booth that can detonate EVERY kind of explosive it would kill EVERYONE who entered it.
Not to mention that even common triggers that would not hurt a healthy person would kill a person with, say a pacemaker or epilepsy.
Oh, and I forgot. It would do absolutely nothing for binary explosives. Explosives that are inert until exposed to a SECOND element at which point they become able to explode.

This is an old joke, that has been thoroughly debunked.
User avatar #40 to #38 - magicmace
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(08/26/2013) [-]
That and there is the fact of guns, knives, and drugs..
User avatar #92 to #40 - arjunz
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/26/2013) [-]
Detonate the guns, knives, and drugs.
User avatar #95 to #92 - anygoodnames
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Explosive knife... I love the idea.
#3 - technotoaster
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(08/26/2013) [-]
#28 to #3 - knowstoomuch
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(08/26/2013) [-]
All a terrorist needs to do is plant bombs i people's purses and pockets. Not only would the terrorist kill without any repercussions, but innocent people would be murdered and their names tarnished.
User avatar #10 to #3 - Jabberwocky
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(08/26/2013) [-]
Because there are thousands of different trigger mechanisms for bombs. It's impossible to make a universal bomb-exploder.
#26 to #10 - jojord
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(08/26/2013) [-]
+ being a hitman will become so much easier
User avatar #57 to #10 - mige
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Unless they just exploded everyone.
#66 - happyfucktime
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(08/26/2013) [-]
they're not going to blow someone up in front of everyone, and how are they going to clean up the mess quickly? and if they find a terrorist, wouldn't they want to interrogate him? or put him in prison?
they're not going to blow someone up in front of everyone, and how are they going to clean up the mess quickly? and if they find a terrorist, wouldn't they want to interrogate him? or put him in prison?
User avatar #80 to #66 - sinonyx
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(08/26/2013) [-]
they wouldn't do it in front of everyone

know those do it youself carwashes, with the big ass hose that aslo does soap? those things
User avatar #87 to #66 - heartlessrobot
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Maybe it has a system like a dishwasher. And it's a lot cheaper than court costs, housing them in prison, and giving them food for trying to kill people. Also, free fireworks for people in line behind them.
User avatar #68 to #66 - bossguycumsplash
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/26/2013) [-]
Explosions are cooler.
#131 - bronywhat
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(08/26/2013) [-]
Fake as this may be, I don't see the problem with the current body scanners. Even if they do show you naked, I mean, who cares? What is this, middle school? The world's not gonna end because some TSA guy saw your butt.
#129 - Mynameismario
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I read the original of this and it was in Texas.   
Why did they change it to Israel?
I read the original of this and it was in Texas.
Why did they change it to Israel?
#150 to #129 - thahobomaster
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(08/26/2013) [-]
It's simple   
   
pic related
It's simple

pic related
#154 to #150 - Schillsifer
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #180 to #129 - sefyu
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/27/2013) [-]
You just kind of made this ****** content funny with your comment.
#65 - erkaperkish
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(08/26/2013) [-]
mfw when people believe this
mfw when people believe this
User avatar #71 to #65 - Haruhi
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(08/26/2013) [-]
mfw mfw when... really?
User avatar #73 to #71 - erkaperkish
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(08/26/2013) [-]
No..no, not really, rather a sense of disappointment of the world.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Haruhi
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU FOR SAYING MY FACE WHEN WHEN. YOU DIDNT NEED THE SECOND WHEN.
#75 to #74 - erkaperkish
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Oh, mfw when I realised what I wrote
Oh, mfw when I realised what I wrote
User avatar #99 to #75 - tightybrighty
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(08/26/2013) [-]
You did it again lol
User avatar #101 to #99 - erkaperkish
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(08/26/2013) [-]
For ffs
User avatar #104 to #101 - tightybrighty
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(08/26/2013) [-]
And btw, "ffs" means "for ***** sake" so you technically just said "For for ***** sake"
User avatar #112 to #104 - erkaperkish
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Yes, that's the joke.
User avatar #76 to #74 - erkaperkish
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Oh for ffs, I did it again
#81 - nehger **User deleted account**
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Is there anything they can't do?
User avatar #8 - zhayce
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(08/26/2013) [-]
... and the cleaners?
Everyone watching would see a person get spattered against the walls.
And if one had a bomb and saw this wouln't they just set it off infront of it?
Who the **** would go in there knowing they would die with the bomb on them.
#15 to #8 - anon id: 476d1f4d
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Arabs aren't exactly the smartest people.
User avatar #18 to #8 - corso
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(08/26/2013) [-]
But they would die anyway.
#37 to #18 - toensix
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(08/26/2013) [-]
why? Do you get the death penalty by default in Israel?
why? Do you get the death penalty by default in Israel?
User avatar #155 to #37 - corso
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(08/26/2013) [-]
No, because they have a bomb. Those tend to kill the people close to them.
User avatar #178 to #155 - toensix
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Yes but that's what they want, isn't it? If they kill only themselves there would be no point.

Oh and a gun is an explosive device too.
User avatar #179 to #178 - corso
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(08/27/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, but I don't understand your point here. And why are you bringing up guns?