Surius?. No,Harry potter here. why are boobs even considered sexual they' re lumps of fat made to store milk fer babies what the fuck is sexual about that. They're not just full of milk. They are also full of every boy's hopes and dreams. Surius? No Harry potter here why are boobs even considered sexual they' re lumps of fat made to store milk fer babies what the fuck is about that They're not just full They also every boy's hopes and dreams
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - clockworkseven **User deleted account**
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They're not just full of milk.

They are also full of every boy's hopes and dreams.
#63 to #4 - anon id: e1f709e3
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I'm pretty sure i heard that before, wasn't it in tengen toppa ?
#83 to #63 - anon id: 29c85964
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The quote is from anime called Oda Nobuna no yabou ;)
#111 to #83 - anon id: 43b9aed1
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******* weeaboo nerds.
#64 to #4 - greengreg
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Well, maybe not every boy...
#78 to #64 - vellisipsi
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Actually it is a recorded fact that the gayfolk like boobies also
User avatar #176 to #78 - foxxywithpaws
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Putting 'also' at the end of your sentence, almost makes you sound like a Dutchman.

damn you, Jeremy Clarkson
#186 to #176 - anon id: c440936e
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no need to thank me, furrywithhands full of cum
User avatar #187 to #186 - foxxywithpaws
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I'm confused.
User avatar #42 - Funnel
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Scientists have actually found the evolutionairy reason why modern men like boobs, its because prehistoric men liked boobs.
#60 to #42 - jojord
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When a baby sucks on a nipple the mothers brain triggers a hormone that makes the mother love the child more. The same hormone can be "tricked" to activate when a man touches the boobs and more specifically the nipples of a woman, the woman will love the man more and this will increase his chances of having sex and thus reproduction.
User avatar #130 to #60 - kiingofaces
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So if I grab the nipples of random females they will have sex with me?
That's what I got and that's my excuse

I must test it for science!

I named my penis science
User avatar #80 to #42 - blbrian
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I once read that it's a reflex from when we where still walking on all fours. Men where hunting ass, and so women grew an ass on there chest once we started walking on 2 feet. Probably ********, but I like it
#113 to #80 - vycanismajoris
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#3 - thereclaimer **User deleted account**
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#54 to #3 - anon id: f23dad48
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And the objetively higher density of nerves on certain body parts relating to sexual activity and desire is nothing but scientific jibber-jabber and shennanigans, of course.
Get a load of this guy...
#59 to #3 - anon id: fe753e80
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might I also add, that because we tend to cover these parts up there is a little bit of a taboo curiosity involved
User avatar #56 - metalmind
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Evolution bitch:
Big breasts show that a woman is capable to feed a child very well, just like men are attracted to fine asses because they correlate with the size of the hips, and are indicators for good birthing hips.
It's all evolution.
Just like the courting rituals in all other animals.
And us falling in love is a mechanism that assures that often two people who will be able to cooperate very well will have children together.
So next time you look at nice boobs, or a fine ass, thank evolution for giving your brain the mechanisms that trigger good feelings when seeing them .
User avatar #62 to #56 - nuciferatu
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For that exact same reason (most) women find muscular men with large penises attractive. Muscles testify to an athletic and active individual that can probably hunt well and defend the cave while a big dick gives the sperm a better chance to fertilize the egg by shooting them closer to the cervix.
User avatar #65 to #62 - toensix
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Actually the size of the penis has very little effect on getting a woman pregnant faster. The reason why woman are attracted to big dicks is because of the same reason as does like big antlers: If you can survive and have such big member flopping around you must be a strong individual.
User avatar #150 to #56 - sunnyrain
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Oh my god I never thought of it like that
User avatar #151 to #56 - rieskimo
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Actually the size of the breast has just about nothing to do with milk production.

I believe there is a hypothesis out there equating the attractiveness of large breasts to humans starting to do it less in doggy position and more in missionary position. Something to do with big tits similar in the evolutionarily advanced missionary position emulating a big ass as was sought after when doggy position was more common.

But it's just a hypothesis right now, but scientists are actually considering it.
#117 to #56 - ataliania
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False. Just because a woman has big breasts doesn't mean she's 100% able to produce milk and keep producing it for a good amount of time. And small boobs doesn't mean a woman won't be able to feed her child. A woman can have large breasts and have her milk dry up, same as small breasts can produce enough milk for years.   
 I'm breastfeeding and I've been reading a ******** of books and articles.    
Holy **** I have my reaction folders back. Good day, good day.
False. Just because a woman has big breasts doesn't mean she's 100% able to produce milk and keep producing it for a good amount of time. And small boobs doesn't mean a woman won't be able to feed her child. A woman can have large breasts and have her milk dry up, same as small breasts can produce enough milk for years.
I'm breastfeeding and I've been reading a ******** of books and articles.
Holy **** I have my reaction folders back. Good day, good day.
User avatar #6 - ducksarekawaii
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Um, everything. Jeez, even gays and women like boobs, so men can't be wrong in liking them.
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#9 to #6 - starblood
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It's true. I'm a gay guy and pussy looks pretty much like
< this to me, but I still like boobs. I just want to grab and squeeze them. Hopefully I can get a female friend who will let me touch hers, because "omg it's okey becuz he's gay rite?"
#12 to #9 - laxwarriord
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To be honest, even as a straight guy, i find very little to be attractive about a vagina. Like, im not opposed to sticking my junk in it, but seriously, it looks pretty gross when you think about it
User avatar #10 to #9 - ducksarekawaii
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Gok Wan does it all the time, so you should have no problem.
#135 - twofreegerbils
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Big tits are one of the only things that make sense when you think of sexual attraction.

All the 14 year old girls on tumblr seem to be in love with guys with chiseled abs, what's sexual about chiseled abs? They're just rows of muscle tissue across your abdomen that enable you to sit upright.

But women actually like bodies like that because they're a sign of male dominance, that the genes he possesses are optimal, that he would be able to protect his mate and his offspring.

Big tits, however, are a symbol of fertility, that the female has reached child bearing age, which encourages you to want to procreate with her. A big ass means wide, child-bearing hips. Again, fertility.
User avatar #173 to #135 - heartlessrobot
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Why does it look like he's pressing it against his chin?
User avatar #174 to #173 - twofreegerbils
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He had an itch

do u kno nothing
#157 - gibroner
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It's genetic, large breasts indicate that a woman is sexually mature and capable of bearing children, and human beings like all organisms seek above all else to reproduce and spread their genes.
It's genetic, large breasts indicate that a woman is sexually mature and capable of bearing children, and human beings like all organisms seek above all else to reproduce and spread their genes.
#166 to #157 - jvcjvc
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Now i don't have to spread my wisdom, thank you
#77 - infinitereaper
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&gt;Breasts aren't mere lumps of fat they are soft and aesthetic    
&gt;They carry delicious milk   
&gt;They react to sexual tension   
&gt;Carry a good amount of nerves that when stimulated usually generate pleasure   
   
What isn't sexual about that?
>Breasts aren't mere lumps of fat they are soft and aesthetic
>They carry delicious milk
>They react to sexual tension
>Carry a good amount of nerves that when stimulated usually generate pleasure

What isn't sexual about that?
User avatar #102 to #77 - desuforeverlulz
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Saying they are aesthetic is technically incorrect, as it's defined as "concerned with beauty", not beautiful itself. It should be aesthetically pleasing or aesthetic pleasure.
User avatar #106 to #77 - justsomeunitedguy
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actually they are made of men's hopes and dreams.
#24 - lordraine
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Chemicals in your brain. Now stop asking stupid questions like they're society-shattering insights.