Content. . Clal' ! DIES: why the Cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in house and you' re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone wi
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User avatar #15 - ugottanked (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Canada we apologize to the murderer
User avatar #13 - pathatter (08/26/2013) [-]
In sweden we apologize to the murderer for feeling opressed by not allowing him access to our house and stuff.
User avatar #4 - kikkelikeiju (08/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Here in Finland we offer him beers and drink until we both pass out.
#14 - HolyArachnid (08/26/2013) [-]
.....and in Soviet Russia, the police text you.
#23 - Tyranitar (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Latveria...
NOBODY ROBS DOOM
DOOM IS PERFECTION
YOU ARE BUT A WEAK, FEEBLE PEASANT
I ******* HATE REED RICHARDS
WHY DID I SUCK ASS IN THAT MOVIE
#22 - nickotak (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Norway we yell at the murderer and run at them with axes.
User avatar #21 - payseht (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Romania we steal the murderers weapon
#19 - mhden (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in greece we help the murderer kill our Mother-in-Law.
JK. We are the murderer .
#18 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Brazil we turn the murderer into politicians....
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (08/26/2013) [-]
A picture on FunnyJunk of a screenshot of Facebook with a screenshot of Tumblr. That's nice.
#12 - aetri ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
In Holland we offer the murderer some weed. Stoned murderers are an easy target.
User avatar #5 - mads (08/26/2013) [-]
I think you'll find in england we offer them tea.
User avatar #3 - deepgreen (08/25/2013) [-]
In belgium we tell him the children are upstairs.
#1 - macbookfan (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
In France we say "Please don't murder me" and run liek crazy.
#2 - mitnyrollie (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm Scottish, I don't always carry paint on me but I find getting my dick out and running strait at them screaming is surprisingly effective. I have been practicing this secondary technique at my local supermarket, its about 70/30 effective so far.
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