Content. . Clal' ! DIES: why the Cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in house and you' re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone wi
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User avatar #15 - ugottanked (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Canada we apologize to the murderer
User avatar #13 - pathatter (08/26/2013) [-]
In sweden we apologize to the murderer for feeling opressed by not allowing him access to our house and stuff.
User avatar #4 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Here in Finland we offer him beers and drink until we both pass out.
User avatar #6 to #4 - scoobi (08/26/2013) [-]
your username is an actual Finnish word or you just typed furiously without looking at the keyboard
User avatar #7 to #6 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Is your comment a question or did you just furiously type without looking at the keyboard? And yes, my username is an actual Finnish word.
User avatar #8 to #7 - scoobi (08/26/2013) [-]
Sometimes I don't like to capitalize some of my sentences at the beginning but sometimes not. I also usually put punctuation in my sentences as well
User avatar #9 to #8 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
It´s not the capitalization or punctuation, but the sentences themselves, that confuse me. Your sentences are very weirdly built.
User avatar #10 to #9 - scoobi (08/26/2013) [-]
Well your username is kikkelikeiju or what ever.

If you typed furiously without looking, you would get a jumble of letters. It as kind of a joke though
User avatar #17 to #10 - anno (08/26/2013) [-]
FYI his username means "Dickfairy"
User avatar #11 to #10 - kikkelikeiju ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Yes I understood the joke. But the sentence was formed like... well, a sentence, when it should have been formed like a question. And "Sometimes I don´t (...) but sometimes not" doesn´t make any sense.
#18 - John Cena (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Brazil we turn the murderer into politicians....
#14 - HolyArachnid (08/26/2013) [-]
.....and in Soviet Russia, the police text you.
#19 - mhden (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in greece we help the murderer kill our Mother-in-Law.
JK. We are the murderer .
#12 - aetri ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
In Holland we offer the murderer some weed. Stoned murderers are an easy target.
User avatar #5 - mads (08/26/2013) [-]
I think you'll find in england we offer them tea.
#1 - macbookfan (08/25/2013) [-]
In France we say "Please don't murder me" and run liek crazy.
User avatar #20 to #1 - mykoira (08/26/2013) [-]
with a white flag
#2 - mitnyrollie (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm Scottish, I don't always carry paint on me but I find getting my dick out and running strait at them screaming is surprisingly effective. I have been practicing this secondary technique at my local supermarket, its about 70/30 effective so far.
#23 - Tyranitar (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Latveria...
NOBODY ROBS DOOM
DOOM IS PERFECTION
YOU ARE BUT A WEAK, FEEBLE PEASANT
I ******* HATE REED RICHARDS
WHY DID I SUCK ASS IN THAT MOVIE
#22 - nickotak ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Norway we yell at the murderer and run at them with axes.
User avatar #21 - payseht (08/26/2013) [-]
Here in Romania we steal the murderers weapon
User avatar #16 - mayormilkman (08/26/2013) [-]
A picture on FunnyJunk of a screenshot of Facebook with a screenshot of Tumblr. That's nice.
User avatar #3 - deepgreen (08/25/2013) [-]
In belgium we tell him the children are upstairs.
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