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#68 - bummerdrummer
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(08/26/2013) [-]
So... kermit was behind 9/11!

#71 to #68 - willindor
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(08/26/2013) [-]
What the baa did you just say about us, you little goat? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the herd, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret grazing raids on cow pastures, and I have over 300 confirmed shavings. I am trained in manure warfare and I’m the top grazer in the entire herd. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the baa out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, **********. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the farm and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, goat. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my wool. Not only am I extensively trained in grazing combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the farm and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piece of manure. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn goat. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, goat.