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I never know what to put in the description.

TELLS YOU NOT ) lli) (
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#2 - retfarcenim (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
God is a bit like my dad
#4 to #3 - dour (08/25/2013) [-]
Yours doesn't?
#6 - gryphemthegryphon (08/26/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I'm not religious, but get it right. In Christian context, Satan is the one driving people to sex before marriage, not god.
#26 - AjaxTheGreek (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The Bible is actually really pro sex. The first law given in the Bible is "Go forth and multiply." That would explain all the horniness. There is just also a butt load hee hee of rules.
#1 - kampi (08/25/2013) [-]
Here we go...
Here we go...
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#37 to #34 - sadistikal (08/26/2013) [-]
No. Educate yourself first.   
What makes us horny are our instincts from our hunter-gatherer era (where the goal was to reproduce as much as possible, so that the species may survive) and what stops us from acting on those instincts are the rules and norms of society, morals and ethics.
No. Educate yourself first.
What makes us horny are our instincts from our hunter-gatherer era (where the goal was to reproduce as much as possible, so that the species may survive) and what stops us from acting on those instincts are the rules and norms of society, morals and ethics.
#5 - RidgeRacer (08/26/2013) [-]
So the thought of a man in the sky turns you on?
So the thought of a man in the sky turns you on?
#70 - thewisedane (08/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What if the sexual drive is actually a natural part of the human being, and that God didn't create man? Why would a wise conciusness create mankind with these drives when we are not allowed to follow them?   
   
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What if the sexual drive is actually a natural part of the human being, and that God didn't create man? Why would a wise conciusness create mankind with these drives when we are not allowed to follow them?

Christians: 0
TheWiseDane: 1
User avatar #73 - halotalim (08/26/2013) [+] (14 replies)
The bible never said not to have sex.

Genesis 8:17 "be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth."

He said not to have adultery or have sex before marriage.

Exodus 20:14 "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
Hebrews 13:4 "Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous."
Genesis 2:4 "Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh."

Actually do some research before posting.
#57 - BNofuv (08/26/2013) [-]
**BNofuv rolled a random image posted in comment #122 at Printers comp ** this is why I*m horny all the time
User avatar #7 - fyaq (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nothing makes me hornier than god.
User avatar #101 - unbelievable (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If God makes you horny, you have a serious problem and need to seek professional help...
#62 - holyshitcake (08/26/2013) [-]
** ************ rolled a random image posted in comment #370 at Choose **


My ultimate fetish
#61 - mcwachner (08/26/2013) [-]
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #446355 at Ponyville ** What makes me horny.
User avatar #100 - dragmasterd (08/26/2013) [-]
Actually, it was a punishment to Adam and Eve for eating the forbidden fruit, Temptation of women was one of Adams punishments and a painful childbirth was on of Eves punishments, I think us guys got the better part of the deal haha
#98 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2013) [-]
Here is how I dealt with being Horny all the time, granted this only works for Christians.

Unmarried so not having sex, Age 20;
Step 1. Abstain from watching porn. Step 2. Abstain from Masturbating

Been about 5 weeks since I abstained from these things, now I'm never Horny unless I actively think about sex, the reason you're always Horny is because you're a Slave to your body - You can't/won't be tempted any more than you are capable of resisting. Overcome what the body desires and you're free from the "Addiction"-(For lack of a better word) of being Horny all the time.

You may say how boring, but actually it's just normal now, you don't actually get upset about not Masturbating or watching porn because the temptation is no longer there to do said things.

You can still make yourself Horny whenever you like, but only when I became a Christian could I handle abstaining, because I wasn't doing it on my strength alone. With Jesus; all things are possible.
#95 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2013) [-]
What the **** ?
When did funnyjunk become pro god? (looks at comments section)
#94 - famouswillqc **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #39 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Who the hell is horny all the time?
#25 - Womens Study Major (08/26/2013) [-]
And if he didn't it would read:
>Gives you free will
>Except to sin, or do anything immoral.
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