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I never know what to put in the description.

TELLS YOU NOT ) lli) (
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#2 - retfarcenim (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
God is a bit like my dad
#4 to #3 - dour (08/25/2013) [-]
Yours doesn't?
#6 - gryphemthegryphon (08/26/2013) [+] (29 replies)
I'm not religious, but get it right. In Christian context, Satan is the one driving people to sex before marriage, not god.
#26 - AjaxTheGreek (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
The Bible is actually really pro sex. The first law given in the Bible is "Go forth and multiply." That would explain all the horniness. There is just also a butt load hee hee of rules.
#1 - kampi (08/25/2013) [-]
Here we go...
Here we go...
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#34 - vissova has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#37 to #34 - sadistikal ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
No. Educate yourself first.   
What makes us horny are our instincts from our hunter-gatherer era (where the goal was to reproduce as much as possible, so that the species may survive) and what stops us from acting on those instincts are the rules and norms of society, morals and ethics.
No. Educate yourself first.
What makes us horny are our instincts from our hunter-gatherer era (where the goal was to reproduce as much as possible, so that the species may survive) and what stops us from acting on those instincts are the rules and norms of society, morals and ethics.
#5 - RidgeRacer (08/26/2013) [-]
So the thought of a man in the sky turns you on?
So the thought of a man in the sky turns you on?
#70 - thewisedane (08/26/2013) [+] (6 replies)
What if the sexual drive is actually a natural part of the human being, and that God didn't create man? Why would a wise conciusness create mankind with these drives when we are not allowed to follow them?   
   
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What if the sexual drive is actually a natural part of the human being, and that God didn't create man? Why would a wise conciusness create mankind with these drives when we are not allowed to follow them?

Christians: 0
TheWiseDane: 1
User avatar #73 - halotalim (08/26/2013) [+] (14 replies)
The bible never said not to have sex.

Genesis 8:17 "be fruitful, and multiply upon the earth."

He said not to have adultery or have sex before marriage.

Exodus 20:14 "Thou shalt not commit adultery."
Hebrews 13:4 "Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge the sexually immoral and adulterous."
Genesis 2:4 "Therefore a man shall leave his father and his mother and hold fast to his wife, and they shall become one flesh."

Actually do some research before posting.
#57 - BNofuv (08/26/2013) [-]
**BNofuv rolled a random image posted in comment #122 at Printers comp ** this is why I*m horny all the time
User avatar #7 - fyaq (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Nothing makes me hornier than god.
User avatar #101 - unbelievable (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If God makes you horny, you have a serious problem and need to seek professional help...
#62 - holyshitcake (08/26/2013) [-]
** ************ rolled a random image posted in comment #370 at Choose **


My ultimate fetish
#61 - mcwachner (08/26/2013) [-]
**mcwachner rolled a random image posted in comment #446355 at Ponyville ** What makes me horny.
#69 - zakaizer (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**zakaizer rolled a random image posted in comment #232 at /b/ would like to know... ** What makes me horny all the time
User avatar #66 - drumtastic (08/26/2013) [-]
The other day, my teacher showed us a video seminar. This pastor was talking about marriage. We have never laughed so hard, and it really opened up our eyes. The pastor does not talk about marriage in the biblical sense, so much as the differences between men and women.

It's called Laugh Your Way to a Better Marriage. I recommend it to ANYONE. Religion or not.

"I know more heathens with better marriages that Christians." This is one of the jokes he likes to say.
#64 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
This is a depicted picture of Satan.
User avatar #47 - vortexrain ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
******* prick.
User avatar #39 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (08/26/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Who the hell is horny all the time?
#25 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
And if he didn't it would read:
>Gives you free will
>Except to sin, or do anything immoral.
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