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Spongebob Seven Deadly Sins

Don't look at the tabs, you will turn into stone.

Each of the main characters in Spongebob
Squarepants was inspired by one ofthe
seven deadly sins.
This surprising revelation was made in the
audio commentary included with the episode
Plankton!" on the DVD boxset of the show' s
first season. The disc does not establish
which characters match up with each sin, but
as an avid Spongebob fan, I believe the com-
paragons are fairly straightforward:
l. Greed (Mr. Krabs) - this is by far the most
obvious comparison that can be made. The
avarice of Eugene Krabs is made painfully
clear throughout the series. He is constantly
thinking of ways to turn a profit, even if it in-
valves taking advantage of his friends or put-
ting them in harmful situations! In one epi-
sode, he sings a song called "Ifl Could Talk to
Money"... and there' s even a wiki page divot-
ed to compiling all of his greedy plans!
2. Envy (Plankton) - another no brainer. With
all of Krabs' wealth and good fortune, there
has been an equal amount of hard luck and
failure for his , Sheldon Plankton.
Plankton owns a struggling restaurant called
The Chum Bucket" and is consumed with the
desire to achieve the success of his adversary.
His life' s goal is to steal the Krabby Patty for-
mula from his Krabs and drive his primary
competitor out of business.
3. Sloth (Patrick) - the guy lives under a rock
for crying out loud! If that isn' t enough to
convince you, in the episode "Big Pink Loser"
Patrick is given an award for 'doing absolute-
nothing longer than anyone else'. He then
proceeds go back under his rock to protect
his title.
4. Pride (Sandy) - the fact that Sandy Cheeks
is from Texas alone should almost suffice for
this one. She is a squirrel that is very proud of
her heritage, so much so that in one episode
she nearly moved back home! Sandy also
takes a great deal of satisfaction in being the
only land critter living down in Bikini Bottom
among all the fishy folk. Though generally a
individual, Sandy is quick to
spout off about the greatness ofthe Lone
Star state or to show off her athleticism in a
karate match or a weightlifting contest.
5. Wrath (Squidward) - Squidward Tentacles
has no qualms about expressing his negative
outlook on life, whether it be by describing
how much he hates assjob at the Krusty Krab
or through outward disdain for his two ob-
noxious neighbors. He is portrayed as a gen-
eral failure who refuses to acknowledge his
own personal flaws. This constant
manifests itself in a sarcastic sense of humor
and resentment toward the society that
doesn' t 'appreciate' his creativity and
clarinet... erm..." skiils".
6. Gluttony (Gary) - now this one' s a bit tricky-
er. Those who have watched a great deal of
the series will have noticed a number injokes
about Spongebob having to remember to
feed his pet snail. To be honest, Gary doesn' t
do a whole lot besides eating and meowing,
and the meowing is often due to the fact that
he is hungry. Once when Spongebob hadn' t
fed his pet, Gary is shown eating parts of their
couch! In another episode, Gary runs away
from home because Spongebob forgot to
feed him for a while. Another time when
Spongebob had amnesia, Gary ate a year' s
supply food and became morbidly
obese! This proves beyond a doubt that
when left to his own devices, Gary would
rather do nothing but eat.
7. Lust (Spongebob) - our final analogy is
probably the least apparent because we typi-
cally think of' lust' in a sexual sense. However,
the alternative definition for lust is simply "a
passionate desire for something". In this
sense ofthe word, it cannot be denied that
our absorbent yellow friend is an extremely
lustful creature. Spongebob has a lust for life
that is incomparable to most other cartoon
characters - he yearns for the affections of
both friend and foe alike, is eager to please,
and will often stop at nothing to complete a
task.
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User avatar #8 - bothemastaofall ONLINE (08/25/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Sandy is wrath, Squidward is pride.
#16 - frysfrys (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Spongebob also hates the blacks..
#53 - baditch ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
I would think Squidward would be pride. He is the most arrogant ****** on the show. Sandy could be wrath since she beats the **** out of spongebob with karate gloves.
#26 - SovietGeneral (08/26/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Or it could just be a TV show.
#4 - luqmanr (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What about mrs. Puff?
#49 - defacedcreeper ONLINE (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So then who's the homunculus in the glass?
#29 - gizmotechie ONLINE (08/26/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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#18 - arreatface (08/25/2013) [-]
no problem
#2 - allnamesrtaken ONLINE (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I always used to watch Spongebob every morning before school form Kindergarten to 2nd grade, and this content thoroughly blew my mind.
I always used to watch Spongebob every morning before school form Kindergarten to 2nd grade, and this content thoroughly blew my mind.
User avatar #22 - lamnad (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I want to say, as a Texan, that the statement that Sandy could be labeled for Pride just for being Texan mildly insulting. there are plenty of humble and even insecure people in Texas, just like anywhere else.
#70 - captainwow (08/26/2013) [-]
I feel like Gary should be sloth and Patrick should be Gluttony. I mean, Gary is a ******* snail, he barely moves and when he does, it's slow. Also, Patrick stuffing his fat ******* face is shown way more frequently than Gary eating. You can say "well Patrick has more screen time" and that's true, but the very nature of Gary's character is moving slowly.

Jesus Christ why did I type all of that.
User avatar #12 - brettd (08/25/2013) [-]
This seems like a bit of a reach
#75 - shitflippingpattie (08/26/2013) [-]
Did you know that the homunculi from Fullmetal Alchemist were based on the seven deadly sins?
Did you know that the homunculi from Fullmetal Alchemist were based on the seven deadly sins?
#60 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
You thought a lot about this didn't you buddy ? :p You're completely right though !
User avatar #56 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You didn't make this... at all

I've seen this kind of thing repeatedly... Why do you put your name at the end of it, oh great faggot?
User avatar #59 to #56 - znigga (08/26/2013) [-]
he did say credit to OMGfacts
#47 - pokemonstheshiz ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
that's a stretch
#21 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
The phrase "One-eyed monster" is often used to express jealousy. Plankton is a one-eyed...single-cell organism that looks evil enough to be a "monster."

Adding to the theory, some people suggest that the town in Bikini Bottom is Hell itself.
#13 - macbookfan (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Magnificent OC
#11 - fuckatron (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Sandy didn't want to move back to texas because of her pride in it, she was ******* homesick, if I was living under the goddamned ocean surrounded by talking fish all the time, I would miss my home too.
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