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#9 - loluwutwo (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I just tried this and I lol'd
#24 - petrocksforfriends (08/25/2013) [-]
My favorite- and so handy
#25 - WolfRider (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
this the best thing mine ever told me
i have an android and this ones called AIVC(alice). its the same thing as siri
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User avatar #4 to #2 - lnyanchl ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Make some ******* funny comments then.
#18 - srskate (08/25/2013) [-]
>put iPhone on table
>pick up Nexus S
>ask siri "Which is better, iPhone or Android?"

checkmate, siri
User avatar #15 - RequieminMortis (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Siri, what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"The last person who asked me that was thrown into a chasm."
#35 - martycamp (08/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I have "Assistant" on my Nexus 10

Sorry about the massive size
User avatar #22 - xpopups (08/25/2013) [-]
asked her what she was made of, she replied "I have a phoenix feather core."
User avatar #21 - mrwalkerfour (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
i want siri to have a glados voice and personality
#36 - brianhimself ONLINE (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #27 - buttholee (08/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Ask "Who is Mr.Universe"

NHL fans praise the heavens.
#54 - derpymudkip (08/26/2013) [-]
R.I.P. lightbulb
User avatar #43 - ellenrimbauer (08/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
The Siri Auto Tune Song - I Found Escorts (Close to You)
User avatar #34 - connorjacks (08/26/2013) [-]
You should have asked sir "who let the dogs out" if you want to know what happens scroll over the blue guy. Siri say Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who. Who.
#13 - Ragumshnagum (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
How is humus dirty?
How is humus dirty?
User avatar #10 - minnesotaids (08/25/2013) [-]
The lightbulb isn't going to tuck me in tonight...
User avatar #61 - usertwo (08/27/2013) [-]
-"Tell me a joke."
" How many iPhones does it take .. Ok, never mind"
I used an iPod
Would have posted pic, but it's not hard to see why I Couldn't
User avatar #11 - spawnconnery ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
The only reason it called the guy Dip **** is because he told it to
User avatar #7 - landartheconqueror ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
siri is sassy
User avatar #6 - howunexpected (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Wait, Wolfram Alpha is a math help service. I believe Siri uses Soundhound, iTunes lyrics, or Google for whatever, depending on the type of search.
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