I know the feeling. . lil I You Ga. Nah she's just getting ready for her 'the kids are finally back in school' party. I know the feeling lil You Ga Nah she's just getting ready for her 'the kids are finally back in school' party
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User avatar #4 - fireprincess
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Nah she's just getting ready for her 'the kids are finally back in ******* school' party.
#8 - lordraine
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(08/25/2013) [-]
That's probably for a wedding, actually.
User avatar #19 to #8 - chrispybeef
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(08/25/2013) [-]
i'm trying to thumb you up, but I'm not allowed.... Funnyjunk is pointless for me now
#22 to #19 - lordraine
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Eh. Thumbs don't matter too much to me anyway. I'm not in it for the dickwaving contests. I'm here because I'm bored. Here, hold one of mine.
User avatar #23 to #22 - chrispybeef
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Thanks. Again, I would like to thumb up your comment. Well done sir
User avatar #31 to #23 - robouteguilliman
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Thumbs for you to help.
User avatar #54 to #31 - ironmercenary
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(08/27/2013) [-]
Ave Imperator
#25 - godofcorndog
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I would think either for a wedding, or for a re-stock of communion wine..? Other than that, maybe she just wants to fill a bathtub with it and touch herself to old movie posters of Denis Quaid..?
User avatar #34 to #25 - prisonerzero
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(08/26/2013) [-]
That was oddly specific
#39 to #34 - godofcorndog
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Well..if you like, I could make it more random up in here for you, you saucy bitch. Now gaze into my eyes and call me Samantha.
Well..if you like, I could make it more random up in here for you, you saucy bitch. Now gaze into my eyes and call me Samantha.
User avatar #27 to #25 - dedaluminus
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Communion wine often comes from special holy wineries.
User avatar #29 to #27 - animedudej
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(08/25/2013) [-]
holy **** spirits!
#28 to #27 - godofcorndog
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I was not aware of that.
User avatar #37 to #25 - commontroll
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(08/26/2013) [-]
To be fair, who wouldn't do that?
#38 to #37 - godofcorndog
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User avatar #40 to #25 - mcfattyfatty
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Or she owns a restaurant and has to restock the supply.
#42 to #40 - godofcorndog
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Now for that I know they -usually- have a company that delivers for their stock for alcohol. But hey, it could be like a..locally owned restaurant or something.
User avatar #43 to #42 - mcfattyfatty
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(08/26/2013) [-]
That's what I was thinking. I was at Costco and saw a man buying about 300 bottles of wine. When I asked what it was for, he said he had to stock up for the week for his restaurant.
#44 to #43 - godofcorndog
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Sounds like a good possibility then. Or maybe she is just a raging alcoholic who is happy and successful enough to make enough money to support her habit.
Sounds like a good possibility then. Or maybe she is just a raging alcoholic who is happy and successful enough to make enough money to support her habit.
#47 to #44 - mcfattyfatty
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Like she won a small lottery or something haha. Sounds like something my mom would do. She loves her wine.
#49 to #47 - godofcorndog
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(08/26/2013) [-]
My grandma is a wine fiend.
User avatar #50 to #49 - mcfattyfatty
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I've only drank wine once. Mainly because I'm 17 but hey, It was Chateau Ste Michelle Riesling. Pretty damn good.
#51 to #50 - godofcorndog
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I've been known to enjoy a merlot every once in a while...but I'm more of a beer/liquor sort of guy.
User avatar #52 to #51 - mcfattyfatty
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I'll have to give them a try sometime in the future. I've never been much for any type of alcohol but I can't say no until I try it.
User avatar #26 - nocnovus
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(08/25/2013) [-]
that ass is flat enough to land a plane on.
#32 - crazyitalian
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(08/26/2013) [-]
any else's mom like this stuff?


i swear my mother could drinl gallons of this stuff
this stuff is fruity as ****, more like a wine cooler than actual wine
#33 to #32 - drunkasaurus
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(08/26/2013) [-]
my mom likes this ****. Tastes like red velvet cake. ******* nasty as ****.
#46 - chickenfarting
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(08/26/2013) [-]
**chickenfarting rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at Jurassic Park ** what i buy when i have a bad week
User avatar #7 - Tvfreek
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I work at Kroger, and yesterday someone bought 10 gallons of milk.

They were alone.
User avatar #9 to #7 - rokulda
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(08/25/2013) [-]
My family of 4 consumes about 10 gallons a week. Damn.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Tvfreek
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(08/25/2013) [-]
WHY.
User avatar #11 to #10 - rokulda
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***** good, yo.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Tvfreek
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My family of 3 takes about 2 weeks to go through one!
User avatar #13 to #12 - rokulda
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I eat about 10 bowls of cereal across the spam of a weekend, so yeh.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Tvfreek
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Wow. I guess to be fair, i drink an entire 24 pack of waterbottles in a week.
User avatar #15 to #14 - rokulda
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(08/25/2013) [-]
damn *****
User avatar #16 to #15 - Tvfreek
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(08/25/2013) [-]
#SWEG
User avatar #17 to #16 - sweg
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(08/25/2013) [-]
yeah
#20 to #17 - Tvfreek
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Happy new christmas year.
#30 to #20 - yisumad
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(08/26/2013) [-]
I'd play the **** out of that
I'd play the **** out of that
User avatar #21 to #20 - sweg
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User avatar #18 to #16 - rokulda
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#Yewlew
#3 - missjaykay
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Or there is a sale...
User avatar #2 - itemsitemsitems
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(08/25/2013) [-]
How to tell when your mom has had a bad week?
Maybe when she capitalizes every single word in the sentence!!
User avatar #1 - AllYourBase
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Or... you can tell when Mom is going to have an awesome ******* weekend.
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