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I Anonym caus (ID: Del) (/ 3( S am 944521
we me. living with 2 sisters I/ IO and Bill]
chalked in en em: in the bathroom "accidentally"
sshe is now the fuel fer my masturbatory pleasure
chap so much to her. steal her panties hem laundry hampered drape en face and fapto
gget SC) used to doing this I cant get off any other way
weed more excitement
pstart sneaking into her ream at night [she' s en hectic meds that make her sleep like she' s in acoma)
chap while staring at her about 10 inches hem hamface
ea few months down the line. she starts dating seine random
we to her mam to perform my usual ritual
idark as fuck in the reem
spuddenly light gees en and her His there. I thought that he was still at work [he' s a chef and works late)
shim and i awkwardly stare into each ether' s eyes fer a few seconds
we freaks out and starts yelling
Eventually calm him down and say I' ll give him my xbox in return fer him shutting up
aall is well
wmm
FIT: awkward stories about being caught battling the purplethunder yogurt winger
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Submitted: 08/25/2013
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#1 - pootington (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"purple-headed yogurt slinger"
"purple-headed yogurt slinger"
#7 - mormon ONLINE (08/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - AllYourBase ONLINE (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If any part of your "yogurt slinger," aside from maybe a vein, happens to be purple, you should probably go to a hospital.
#8 to #3 - anonymous (08/26/2013) [-]
When I was younger it would change from shades of red and blue all the time. Posted as anon because it's pretty fucking disgusting
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