Funny title here. . Oqhy are you scared to lose your virginity? hither. That proportion is believable only if she's a 12-year old midget and he's a centaur. Funny title here Oqhy are you scared to lose your virginity? hither That proportion is believable only if she's a 12-year old midget and he's centaur
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - kornison
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That proportion is believable only if she's a 12-year old midget and he's a centaur.
User avatar #9 to #1 - arkytior
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my best friend had this problem because her boyfriend is HUGE and she was a virgin. They had to try many times because she just couldn't handle him. I still don't know how she managed it in the end but...
User avatar #12 to #9 - Timmietim
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lube
User avatar #15 to #9 - vanoreo
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You clearly don't understand the human anatomy

there is no way you can hurt a girl with your dick unless you're genetically enhanced or ******* Ron Jeremy

Vaginas are really stretchy
#42 to #15 - vaginismus
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>there is no way you can hurt a girl with your dick unless you're genetically enhanced or ******* Ron Jeremy

It's possible without enough foreplay and/or lubrication. Also first time can be very painful, but most of it is because guys don't realize that foreplay is important, and girls end up being nervous and tighten their vaginal muscles unconsciously. That's also when guys end up ripping the hymen badly, even though that can be prevented.
User avatar #21 to #15 - arkytior
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it hurts when the hymen breaks.
I know that the vagina stretches so that the penis fits in but when the girl's a virgin, the hymen gets broken and she was afraid that it would hurt like hell with foreplay it doesn't
#36 to #21 - anon id: 3850a464
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There are few (if any, as some believe) nerve endings in the hymen. Any pain/discomfort a woman feels is not from/because of the hymen.
User avatar #23 to #21 - vanoreo
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(Minus hymen, I understand that)
User avatar #22 to #21 - vanoreo
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In your life, you will probably NEVER rip your vagina by having someone's dick in it
User avatar #25 to #22 - arkytior
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I never said I will. It's just a bit scary if the guy's big and it's your first time.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vanoreo
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Well no ****
User avatar #27 to #26 - arkytior
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I just feel that this image expresses the fear of virgins
User avatar #28 to #27 - vanoreo
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I'm just being a faggot
User avatar #29 to #28 - arkytior
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then carry on
#2 to #1 - anon id: e165b251
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found the guy with the small dick.
#3 to #2 - taurusguy
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Im not an expert on this, but the vajiin is actually built to accommodate dicks, shocking i know anon, but it is true, you really have to be a monster to do damage there (or just have to be bad at it)
User avatar #4 to #3 - kellik
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doesnt mean it wont hurt
#5 to #4 - taurusguy
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Im pretty sure if you know you will have intercourse and you "ready" yourself up for it with smaller items it shouldnt hurt much, its made to stretch, suddenly having something too big yes will hurt, but like i said if you know what you are doing it shouldnt be too bad.
User avatar #215 to #5 - kellik
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fair enough
User avatar #8 to #1 - AnAnonForLife
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This example was used because there is a sizable amount of women that are virgins with intact hymens. In which can be genetically very small in the circumference. The first act of intercourse is normally the hardest to enjoy for few females due to the requirement to break the hymen and cause defloration. Which to many females may feel like a banana destroying a fruitloop.
#13 to #8 - newall
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except that's wrong. you don't HAVE to break the hymen at all. it's elastic, in consistency, and if most of us actually bothered with foreplay, it wouldn't be painful.
#179 to #13 - lukchy
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implying that most of FJ community had sex
User avatar #93 to #13 - nandaaz
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Still, the first time hurts like hell for most women. I know because I am one, and a lot of people also talk about it hurting...
AnAnonForLife was 100% right (although not really about the hymen, as a sizeable amount of women finds it so painfull that they stop before the hymen is broken....)
User avatar #89 to #8 - mezznok
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You Can't POP Your Cherry! (HYMEN 101)

Take it.
#10 to #8 - anon id: 06f747cc
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>hymen
#11 to #10 - AnAnonForLife
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:^)
User avatar #65 to #8 - TastyBurger
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Hymens don't have any nerves.
User avatar #40 to #1 - manbearpiglet
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Hey, I've seen that movie.
User avatar #14 - vanoreo
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I'm straight and a vagina seems more threatening to me than a dick

I can put my hand on my dick and it won't bite

but a vagina just might
User avatar #57 to #14 - dickstick
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Your dick doesn't bite?
User avatar #58 to #57 - vanoreo
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not today
User avatar #128 to #58 - folkflunky
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Not since the accident. Please don't send me to the red thumbs ocean.
#96 to #14 - sixtyeightplusone
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wat
#124 to #14 - yisumad
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What the hell did I just read
#47 to #14 - aguywithlonghair
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This image has expired
User avatar #48 to #14 - ryapr
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my girlfriend has actually told me she refuses to stick her fingers in her vagina, she says that she's afraid it'll suck them in and never give them back.
#64 to #48 - jackassalope
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I hate to ask, but how old is your girlfriend?
User avatar #81 to #64 - ryapr
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turning 18 in a couple months, she says it mostly as a joke, cause she thinks that vaginas are nasty in general, and men have odd tastes for liking them so much
User avatar #91 to #81 - clappedcrack
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**clappedcrack rolls 1,703** There's still time for Jackassalope
User avatar #19 to #14 - dudeyouisnasty
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I one saw a movie about a girl with teeth in the vagina. Now I worry everytime I have sex.
#20 to #19 - vanoreo
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#24 to #19 - fluffed
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#50 to #24 - gerggerg
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Im sickened, but curious.
#59 to #19 - misterobotunicorn
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User avatar #83 to #19 - ishalltroll
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I heard somewhere that that **** actually exists.
Just that it's not real teeth, its just like little useless bone parts or sth.
User avatar #98 to #83 - fukkendragonite
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{X} Doubt
#211 to #98 - anon id: 025e458f
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Mum SCREAMS!!! Playing Scary Maze Game
User avatar #44 to #19 - mintea
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nononononono, I'd forgotten about that.
the nightmares...
THEY RETURN
User avatar #212 to #19 - sweetime
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psyche
#17 to #14 - caseh
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#16 - tazze
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girls wouldn't have this problem with me
FML
User avatar #132 to #16 - jonajon
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Just remember girls can get off with their fingers.
#46 to #16 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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#31 - xsap
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they don't call me baby dick berry for nothing baby...
#191 to #31 - anon id: 57114c7e
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Because you're hung like an infant?

15 inches, 10 pounds?
#56 - sweetellie
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Ok, I'm a virgin. Is it normal that I can't even fit 2 fingers inside me?? Because I feel like a freak and it's making me terrified of sex...
Ok, I'm a virgin. Is it normal that I can't even fit 2 fingers inside me?? Because I feel like a freak and it's making me terrified of sex...
#69 to #56 - intrepidy
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From what i read, it isn't too uncommon. You shouldn't expect to be able to fit a horse in on the first go. You have to work over time to loosen up the muscles.
User avatar #107 to #56 - gayboard
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the average thickness of a dick is about two fingers.
#174 to #56 - tomahawkit **User deleted account**
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well no, but it would make it awfully hard to poop from there
#178 to #56 - animedudej
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**animedudej rolled a random image posted in comment #181855 at Shin Anime Social Board ** mfw i thought you were a guy and i kindof cringed...

i am so sorry and i apologize
User avatar #196 to #178 - luqmanr
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sauce?
User avatar #109 to #56 - starshroom
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It's normal, don't worry. Foreplay and fingering will make it more elastic with time, and the first time will likely hurt a little but NOT enough to not want to do it, believe me! For me the first couple of times was meh compared to oral sex but then there is a steep curve of enjoying it more and more, and soon you will be as obsessed with it as the rest of the world is, yay! Good luck and don't hurry losing your virginity.
PS if you use tampons finger yourself or ride horses you likely don't have a hymen like Flamingos suggests
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User avatar #74 to #56 - snored
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Here, take this. This girl is awesome. LET'S LOSE "VIRGINITY"
User avatar #79 to #74 - AnomynousUser
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I love Laci (on several levels)
User avatar #129 to #74 - fuzzypickles
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Shes so ******* hot, i don't even care if she a lickle voluptuous.
User avatar #101 to #74 - scootalooisyourgod
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I love Laci in a platonic and friend way, she's pretty badass
User avatar #67 to #56 - whatevermanitslike **User deleted account**
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No need to be afraid....just don't have sex with a black man first

like me
#88 to #67 - tsukaza
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Hurt?
User avatar #90 to #88 - whatevermanitslike **User deleted account**
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Just a lil lot
#94 to #90 - tsukaza
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Most of the females I know bar one have all said that black guys penis' are just as normal as white guys... I guess you got unlucky(?).
Was there a second time with said black guy?
User avatar #213 to #94 - whatevermanitslike **User deleted account**
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Yes, this black guy is my boyfriend

And he is a little above average...I was just kidding at first. But it still hurt the first couple of times.

he is my first
#216 to #213 - tsukaza
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Now I feel a little bit better about not apparently impaling my two girlfriends on their first time.
#76 to #56 - ragingflamingos
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I'm going to do something rarely seen on fj and give you actual advice.

First of all, what you are experiencing is totally normal. Since you are a virgin you hymen is likely still intact. The hymen is a thin piece of skin that covers a large portion of the opening to the vagina. Stretching/tearing the hymen hurts and is caused when you shove larger things up there. This is why a lot of girls complain about pain/blood when they first have sex.

Now how to deal with this? You're going to want to do several things. First-LUBE. Either the natural lubricant your body secretes or something artificial. More lube=less friction=less pain. Secondly you are going to want to focus on relaxing and loosening your vaginal muscles. Stressing out causes them to tighten narrowing your vaginal canal which makes shoving things up there more painful. Finally, go slow and work your way up. Try to find several similarly shaped and SMOOTH objects in gradually larger and larger sizes. The goal should be to slowly stretch out your hymen so penetration doesn't hurt anymore.

Hope this helps.
#77 to #76 - sweetellie
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I'm not going to be having sex for a LOOOOOOOOONG time, but thanks anyway, I guess.
I'm not going to be having sex for a LOOOOOOOOONG time, but thanks anyway, I guess.
User avatar #99 to #77 - nandaaz
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Just be prepared to try it several times before it actually starts being enjoyable
User avatar #218 to #99 - sweetellie
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Doesn't seem worth the trouble tbh.
User avatar #219 to #218 - nandaaz
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I might have a tip for when you've done it a number of times. When it starts being kinda boring search for "durex play", or for positions that might let him hit your g-spot
User avatar #220 to #219 - sweetellie
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Kind of useless advice.. There is no "him" and there probably never will be.
User avatar #221 to #220 - nandaaz
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I used to think I'd never meet someone I like, but met someone online ina shootinggame and we've been together for over a year now.

Just try to stay a little bit positive, there is always a chance (unless you're lesbian, then just ignore all my advice)
User avatar #222 to #221 - sweetellie
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But I think love is a joke, I don't want to involve myself in it.
User avatar #223 to #222 - nandaaz
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It's like I'm talking to myself from a few years ago, not joking.
I won't be able to change your mind, so have fun with your life ;)
User avatar #63 to #56 - xXMAQXx
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i feel that would come in handy someday
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#80 - drtortuga
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As an actual biologist, I think it's time to lay down some hard facts. The hymen is not a seal that covers the entire opening, it is more like a thin film that stretches over part of it. If your first time is done correctly and gently, the hymen doesn't tear, it merely stretches. The pain and discomfort associated with your first time is not really from your hymen breaking, (if it does break, then your partner was too rough or didn't allow for enough time for your hymen to stretch), the pain is more from having something twice the size of your vaginal opening stretching your muscles for the first time. In fact, if a woman goes without sex for a long time, it is possible for her hymen to stretch back over and be the same as before she first had sex. Sorry for the long post, but it was time to educate.
#204 to #80 - istompchildren
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Unidan?
User avatar #206 to #204 - drtortuga
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Nope, just a lady gettin her master's degree
User avatar #82 to #80 - thekillerwalrus [OP]
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Lol that is very interesting. I never knew that

But science doesn't exist in the world of FJ
#120 to #80 - yisumad
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#6 - robertelee
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**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Mmm **
its designed to take something up to the size of you wrist while being able to expel something the size of your thigh go figure
User avatar #61 to #6 - commontroll
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Key word is virgins.
#54 to #6 - sunflowerseeds
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That doesnt mean it wouldnt be painful
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User avatar #32 - andovaredoras
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Someone please illuminate me on this important matter:

Does it hurt for the guy?

Because I've only seen posts about the ''Receiving'' people.
#33 to #32 - anon id: 125132b9
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lel
#41 to #32 - justleaving
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Being totally honest here, didn't hurt a bit, nor for her. First thoughts: "wow, that's slippery" (realy, the softest smoothest thing I ever felt), followed by "wait a minute, where did the condom go, I had it on me a second ago" and "wait, I got this, when I lay like this, and she moves over like that, and I put my leg up like so, then we must be able to ..."

It was a weird and funny experience.
User avatar #60 to #32 - tiagodisouza
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it doesn't and if the guy isn't a ******* insensitive bastard he'll do his best not to hurt the girl as well
User avatar #73 to #32 - zombiesnipertwo
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In my case it does...but it gets fixed with lots of foreplay and lubrication to loose it up
User avatar #84 to #32 - drtortuga
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During my first time, my boyfriend was very uncomfortable because everything was just too tight. Neither of us enjoyed it, but after the first couple of weeks, it started to get fun. It just takes time to adjust. Hope this helped.
User avatar #106 to #32 - sonofposeidon
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Last year, on prom night, my girlfriend and I gave into our carnal desires...
And it was tight, a bit too tight, and I felt discomfort for the first ten minutes.



Then there was naught but glory.
#55 to #32 - bodysnatchers
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No, it doesn't.
User avatar #34 to #32 - partnerintroll
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I'm not exceptional by any means, but my girlfriend is pretty small, and her parts are even small for her size. So the first couple of minutes or so of penetration are trying to get in carefully without hurting each other.


I've had some slip ups, and it will hurt both of us, but it feels more like putting your dick in hard plastic. It hurts and scratches a little. But my girlfriend has quit on me a couple times so i imagine it hurts like hell for her.



oh and this is when she's not extremely wet. If she is, and i slip in too fast, it will hurt her and be like the bliss of a thousand nutella unicorns ******** bacon on my chest or whatever you internetfags like these days
User avatar #53 to #32 - andovaredoras
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I'm glad there are actual non-troll responses to this.
User avatar #35 to #32 - Walnuts
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It hurts so good.
#122 - fromtheinternet
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I regret losing my virginity.. It hurt like a bitch and the guy was an asshole. I was in a really sensitive state after and he just ****** off. MFW I was alone.
I regret losing my virginity.. It hurt like a bitch and the guy was an asshole. I was in a really sensitive state after and he just ****** off. MFW I was alone.
User avatar #170 to #122 - neutralgray
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Likewise.... She was no one special. I threw it away just to get rid of it before high school. Didn't think about how special it was until it was gone.
#153 to #122 - shitflippingpattie
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Its okay.
Because one day you'll meet a nice guy who really cares about you, and the sex will be amazing.

... And he will spend every night wishing you had saved yourself for him
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#200 to #157 - shitflippingpattie
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I guess you're right, but girls smell so much nicer than cats (usually)
I guess you're right, but girls smell so much nicer than cats (usually)
#181 to #157 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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Seconded.
Seconded.
User avatar #202 to #181 - mircavera
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sauce for this gif? I need it for scientific purposes.
#214 to #202 - wilvine **User deleted account**
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Doctor Who season 3, the episode is gridlock. Amazing show, and a great episode. Enjoy.
Doctor Who season 3, the episode is gridlock. Amazing show, and a great episode. Enjoy.
#209 to #153 - hirollin
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What an genius way to summarize that feeling. I'd honestly rather die alone than have to think about my significant other getting rammed by X number of guys every time I see her.
It's painful as hell.
User avatar #210 to #209 - hirollin
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*a genius