Funny title here. . Oqhy are you scared to lose your virginity? hither. That proportion is believable only if she's a 12-year old midget and he's a centaur.
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Oqhy are you scared to lose your
virginity?
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Submitted: 08/25/2013
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User avatar #1 - kornison (08/25/2013) [+] (27 replies)
That proportion is believable only if she's a 12-year old midget and he's a centaur.
User avatar #14 - vanoreo (08/25/2013) [+] (21 replies)
I'm straight and a vagina seems more threatening to me than a dick

I can put my hand on my dick and it won't bite

but a vagina just might
#16 - tazze (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
girls wouldn't have this problem with me
FML
#31 - xsap (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
they don't call me baby dick berry for nothing baby...
#56 - sweetellie (08/25/2013) [+] (28 replies)
Ok, I'm a virgin. Is it normal that I can't even fit 2 fingers inside me?? Because I feel like a freak and it's making me terrified of sex...
Ok, I'm a virgin. Is it normal that I can't even fit 2 fingers inside me?? Because I feel like a freak and it's making me terrified of sex...
#80 - drtortuga (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
As an actual biologist, I think it's time to lay down some hard facts. The hymen is not a seal that covers the entire opening, it is more like a thin film that stretches over part of it. If your first time is done correctly and gently, the hymen doesn't tear, it merely stretches. The pain and discomfort associated with your first time is not really from your hymen breaking, (if it does break, then your partner was too rough or didn't allow for enough time for your hymen to stretch), the pain is more from having something twice the size of your vaginal opening stretching your muscles for the first time. In fact, if a woman goes without sex for a long time, it is possible for her hymen to stretch back over and be the same as before she first had sex. Sorry for the long post, but it was time to educate.
#6 - robertelee (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**robertelee rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Mmm **
its designed to take something up to the size of you wrist while being able to expel something the size of your thigh go figure
#86 - nightstar (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #32 - andovaredoras (08/25/2013) [+] (10 replies)
Someone please illuminate me on this important matter:

Does it hurt for the guy?

Because I've only seen posts about the ''Receiving'' people.
User avatar #35 to #32 - Walnuts (08/25/2013) [-]
It hurts so good.
#122 - fromtheinternet (08/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I regret losing my virginity.. It hurt like a bitch and the guy was an asshole. I was in a really sensitive state after and he just 						******					 off. MFW I was alone.
I regret losing my virginity.. It hurt like a bitch and the guy was an asshole. I was in a really sensitive state after and he just ****** off. MFW I was alone.
#153 to #122 - shitflippingpattie (08/25/2013) [-]
Its okay.
Because one day you'll meet a nice guy who really cares about you, and the sex will be amazing.

... And he will spend every night wishing you had saved yourself for him
#70 - ohmygwad (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #72 to #70 - memealert (08/25/2013) [-]
why would you need to circle that. What else would I see besides the only thing in the picture.
#184 - heathz (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**heathz rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at Poke my cat ** virgins
#75 - thecanadiankush (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #85 - Durp (08/25/2013) [+] (43 replies)
That's another reason why I don't wanna lose it. I'm too worried that it's gonna hurt like hell.
User avatar #102 to #95 - vortexrain (08/25/2013) [-]
I got a small penis, and I'm a virgin. We doin' this?
#38 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [+] (8 replies)
>19, almost 20
>Female
>Virgin
>Scared of not losing it, not actually losing it
User avatar #105 to #38 - hazelino (08/25/2013) [-]
>24, turning 25 in 4 weeks
>Female
>virgin
>Don't care anymore. I'll become a unicorn in a few more years.
#37 - thekillerwalrus (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This reminded me of a Family Guy episode
#127 - kameronkaaos (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#198 - thearcher (08/26/2013) [-]
My girlfriend showed me this so I could understand her nerves

I'm sure she's exaggerating but I'm still flattered :L
#183 - kaycie (08/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I've had two opportunities to lose it.   
I regret not doing it.   
The only thing I was afraid of was that it would hurt.   
mfw I'm going into my 3rd year of college a virgin.
I've had two opportunities to lose it.
I regret not doing it.
The only thing I was afraid of was that it would hurt.
mfw I'm going into my 3rd year of college a virgin.
#175 - mrmask (08/25/2013) [-]
a simple solution
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