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INT Hm: was ME.
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#26 - trollmobile (08/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
keira knightley is a pirate's nightmare, a sunken chest and no booty.
#22 - KayRed (08/25/2013) [-]
Can we get really specific, cuz I always wanted to yell "FORTH EORLINGAS!" and mean it.
#28 - scarmanagent (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I hope i can say this in the future
I hope i can say this in the future
User avatar #14 - abject (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What I hope my last words are:

Before I die, there's something you need to know... I inherited ten million dollars from
my grandparents when they passed away. The money is hidden in the --
#19 to #14 - transgendered (08/25/2013) [-]
And then you dont die immediately.
Everyone's staring at you, saying "in the what?"

Then you just sit there, staring back at them...
waiting for death so you can get out of that awkward situation...
#1 - iamnuff (08/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
And so it begins.
#15 - midgetmania ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I also hope to say this
I also hope to say this
User avatar #43 - kanatana (08/25/2013) [-]
A list of things that I eventually want to say, in context-- I've been writing this for a couple years now.

"He got stabbed in all of his organs, alphabetically."
“Sometimes, fear is the appropriate response.”
“Seeing as you’re already wounded, I figured I’d just scar you a little more.”
"Nah, I don't need any more beer, Mister President."
"Who cut the cheese?"
"IT'S A GUNDAAAAAM!"
"I'm off my meds, and I DO CRAZY THINGS WHEN I'M OFF MY MEDS!"
"Thank you, The Universe!"
"He's dead. Initial observations suggest that it was from a seventeen-pound frozen turkey. Looks like this was... murder most fowl."
#24 - matralith (08/25/2013) [-]
I thought this was the weirdest comic, but then I read the title.
I thought this was the weirdest comic, but then I read the title.
#36 - ishotthedeputy (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random comment #131 posted by iftheshoefits at Mcurica ** :did they chop a snake's head off and put it on a cake?!?! 
 I've always wanted to say this
**ishotthedeputy rolled a random comment #131 posted by iftheshoefits at Mcurica ** :
did they chop a snake's head off and put it on a cake?!?!
I've always wanted to say this
#71 - beckilaa (08/25/2013) [-]
I would like to say this, in the serious way he says it though, not just jumping out at a friend or something
#54 - CatholicPriest (08/25/2013) [-]
one thing i would like to say, and it be relevant to the conversation
one thing i would like to say, and it be relevant to the conversation
#35 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I actually did said the first one, back when Fukushima plus Tsunami happend.
#76 - shakalakaboomboom (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I kind of want "Quickly! To the spaceship!" to be replaced with "Get to da choppa"
#4 - macabrealucard (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Its all in the build up.
Its all in the build up.
User avatar #67 - starshroom (08/25/2013) [-]
You probably will say WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY but it may be whilst screaming at the whore/dick who is breaking your heart :/ This will quickly be remedied by dating movie stars tho, no worries ^.^
#63 - gtfonaonao (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
iv'e used the first four i have two to go

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User avatar #65 to #63 - bossguycumsplash (08/25/2013) [-]
Men do, through the roads they walk.
User avatar #57 - bggeddevtwo (08/25/2013) [-]
my tank is better than your tank
#46 - phoenixtc (08/25/2013) [-]
**phoenixtc rolled a random comment #12 posted by commit at Anon Walks Home From Gym ** :
or are you a total retard because he was joking?
what I must say
User avatar #34 - dkkhafif (08/25/2013) [-]
Ah, you must be wondering why I brought you here today..
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