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#79 - thermdiz (08/25/2013) [-]
christian bale: 8
athiest bale: 0
your move athiests
#91 to #79 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
You witty little ****
#6 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
Probably because he was trained by Liam Neeson
#62 - madshatter (08/25/2013) [-]
you missed equilibrium mate.
you missed equilibrium mate.
User avatar #120 to #62 - flareypwn (08/25/2013) [-]
One of the best movies I've seen, and I've seen a lot.
User avatar #187 to #120 - lasmamoe (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, but have you ever seen a man eat his own face?
User avatar #190 to #187 - flareypwn (08/26/2013) [-]
Surprisingly not.
#161 to #62 - jtjas (08/25/2013) [-]
hell yes!
hell yes!
User avatar #170 to #62 - eddymolly (08/25/2013) [-]
I literally just watched the film again because of seeing this gif
User avatar #130 to #62 - Temperance (08/25/2013) [-]
My only problem with that movie, everyone seems to have a mixture of smoke and ash for blood.
#69 to #62 - eddymolly (08/25/2013) [-]
Hell yeah! Awesome film!
Hell yeah! Awesome film!
#163 to #69 - jtjas (08/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#165 to #163 - jtjas (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #173 to #166 - eddymolly (08/25/2013) [-]
Also, as you seem to have a few gifs, I don't suppose you have a gif of the final fight scene with Preston and DuPont, where the bad guy and Christian Bale are flipping each other's guns round and stuff after he's done the sword fighting?
User avatar #175 to #173 - jtjas (08/25/2013) [-]
actualy no but i have been wanting that one and ill try and look for it
User avatar #169 to #166 - eddymolly (08/25/2013) [-]
I love how the guns make the cross symbol when they fire, just a great little touch.
#88 to #62 - avarius (08/25/2013) [-]
Equilibrium, my second favorite movie after Fight Club and my favorite movie with Christian Bale
Equilibrium, my second favorite movie after Fight Club and my favorite movie with Christian Bale
User avatar #73 to #62 - MikedelScorcho (08/25/2013) [-]
Its too bad how underrated that movie is. Seriously one of the coolest sci-fi movies ever
#12 - vidyagaems ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I feel bad now. Im taller than him and I still weigh less than he did in the machinist.
User avatar #95 to #12 - edgecutter (08/25/2013) [-]
It is tragic when someone is underweight.

It is idiocy when someone is overweight.
#31 to #12 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
thank you hungry skeleton
User avatar #46 to #12 - bladeboy (08/25/2013) [-]
Mr Bones if that you?
#70 to #12 - loluwutwo (08/25/2013) [-]
Go eat a ******* sandwich or something
#82 to #70 - vidyagaems ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I am.
#84 to #82 - loluwutwo (08/25/2013) [-]
Good for you!  not sarcastic
Good for you! not sarcastic
#168 to #82 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
N-no homo but you look kinda cute behind that sandwich
#23 - mrmeowmixmcgee (08/25/2013) [-]
Just goes to show weight loss is possible.
No excuses people.
#97 to #23 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Sure if you have millions of dollars,all the time in the world and at least 15 personal trainers you can do anything....
User avatar #102 to #23 - rockamekishiko (08/25/2013) [-]
to be fair, he was never overweight (at least no more than 5k overweight)
User avatar #182 to #23 - arandomjoe (08/25/2013) [-]
He's losing Muscle mass not Fat
User avatar #32 to #23 - largeheadphones (08/25/2013) [-]
People like you are so ignorant.
#193 to #32 - anon (08/28/2013) [-]
fat people are ignorant
User avatar #195 to #193 - largeheadphones (08/28/2013) [-]
The majority of fat people, Are fat because they're to ******* lazy to do anything, but there is also a percentage of them that are fat just because it's in their blood like they can't get skinny.
#28 to #23 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
Im not rich enough to pay for the supplements to lose weight like he is.
Im ready for the red.
#43 to #28 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
> Go outside.
> Run for atleast 30 minutes per day.
> Don't eat like a ******* whale.
> ???
> BAM you've lsot weight.
User avatar #50 to #43 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
I have siblings who eat like pigs and barely do more than I do yet I have a harder time losing weight than they do.
Not an excuse, but some people have to work harder than others.
That's the real world for you.
User avatar #47 to #28 - bladeboy (08/25/2013) [-]
He had one cup of coffee and a can of tuna as his meal every single day, no supplements.
User avatar #81 to #23 - FudgeCannon (08/25/2013) [-]
Its well known that actors in hollywood get access to the best doctor prescribed steroids available. Most people can't afford these drugs, they aren't the typical bathtub concocted crap you get for everyday people. It's the quality of stuff that ifbb pro bodybuilders take. It can cost well upwards of $50000 a year to sustain this drug lifestyle. The stuff they take are legal and safe, although they will never disclose what they used due to what mainstream society thinks of anabolic steroids.
#93 to #81 - hopskotch (08/25/2013) [-]
This is completely accurate. Thumb for you, educated sir or madam.
User avatar #30 to #23 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
Actually, having money really helps.
A person working minimum wage work and having very little time for personal thing won't have much time to be working out and dieting and have to be self sufficient.
While a rich person like bale can pay people to take responsibility for all the time consuming things like choosing his meal plan, have his gym equipment cleaned and in good condition, and pretty much nag him to not touch those damn twinkies.

There's no excuse to be weighing over 200 pounds, but losing weight is easier when you got money and time to spare.
#42 to #30 - hypest (08/25/2013) [-]
It's also his job to lose/gain that weight as well.
User avatar #121 to #30 - jewpacabra (08/25/2013) [-]
Can I weigh over 200 pounds if I am 6'6?
User avatar #51 to #30 - burndt (08/25/2013) [-]
Well I mean if you were really muscular you could be over 200 pounds.
The only reason I'm over 200 pounds is because I'm ******* lazy.
User avatar #53 to #51 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
Yeah, I forgot to point out that you shouldn't be over 200 pounds of fat.
Over 200 pounds of muscle is completely your choice, because you're working hard for it and not bitching about how it's genetics fault.
#183 to #30 - anon (08/25/2013) [-]
I beg to differ. You can easily get all the nutrients you need, cheap, and just starve yourself. You don't need to cut the carbo, you don't need to cut the fat, you don't need to exercise. Just get the vitamins, nutrients, minerals, all that shyte, then just cut the calories. Torture? Kind of. Easy? Yeah. All you need to do is not eat.

Personally I were losing weight when I were living alone even tho I wanted to gain, simply because I'm a ******* jew who don't want to use money on food.
#33 to #30 - telfyr ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I can think of a good excuse to be over 200 pounds
User avatar #35 to #33 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
Glandular problem?
Still not impossible if you watch yourself.
#36 to #35 - telfyr ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Well Christian bale weighed 198.4 pounds, i'm pretty sure you could still get a little more muscular, or even just some fat, and still be damn good, i mean if he looked like that at barely under 200 i'm pretty sure you would still be pretty healthy weighing a few pounds more
#38 to #36 - telfyr ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Tl;r? Muscles
User avatar #52 to #38 - sketchysketchist (08/25/2013) [-]
I think it's about your height and what that extra weight is.
A short and tall person can weight the same but the short guy will either look fatter or buffer depending on what that extra weight is.
I think what matters in the end is if you're at a healthy weight and not gorging yourself with junkfood or starving yourself(though people used to large meals will tend to feel hungrier once they shrink start eating proper serving sizes).
#98 - Temperance (08/25/2013) [-]
> KG

I'm American what is this?
User avatar #105 to #98 - kennnny **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
Kilograms, 1 pound = 1lb = 0 kg 453.59g
#107 to #105 - Temperance (08/25/2013) [-]
Thank you for the education on what a Kilogram is, my inferior American brain has never grasped the concept of the Metric System...ever. I was well and truly confused about what those two letters meant and was in no way making a joke. We are all grateful you have decided to grace the comments section with your superior intellect.

Godspeed Scholar.
User avatar #149 to #107 - Mahazama (08/25/2013) [-]
American apologists are the saddest thing ever.
You're hearing this from a Colombian too.
Be proud of your country, malparido.
User avatar #155 to #149 - Temperance (08/25/2013) [-]
Okay...you all need to stop taking **** so seriously, or did we all forget the first word of this website?

I'm not apologizing for anything, I'm making a ******* joke about the differences of our measurement systems...that's all, Christ.
User avatar #184 to #155 - kennnny **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
#115 - mungeholio (08/25/2013) [-]
This is the reason that I like him so much, he actually puts A LOT of effort into a movie, he goes through all of that training just to make the movie more immersive and enjoyable. Christian Bale ftw
User avatar #7 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I hope to look like he does in american psycho...After I get my chest surgery...

Muscle doesn't look as good when your chest sinks in.
User avatar #26 to #7 - mtu (08/25/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro.
#67 to #7 - wlflvr (08/25/2013) [-]
I always love meeting Pectus bros. Here's a picture of me...

Just a question. are you doing it for cosmetic or medical reasons?
#114 to #67 - DarkLogic (08/25/2013) [-]
My Pectus Carinatum
User avatar #157 to #7 - advicedude (08/25/2013) [-]
Situps. So many situps.
User avatar #13 to #7 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/25/2013) [-]
So many feels.
User avatar #8 to #7 - DarkLogic (08/25/2013) [-]
them feels bro, cept mine sticks out, Pectus Evacatum and Pectus Carinatum unite!!! I couldnt get surgery on mine
User avatar #9 to #8 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear that. At least yours is only cosmetic.
User avatar #10 to #9 - DarkLogic (08/25/2013) [-]
yeahh, turns out i have an increased lung capacity so in fact its improved me really. Does yours restrict your breathing or is it effecting your heart?
User avatar #15 to #10 - olmesy (08/25/2013) [-]
Become aquaman
User avatar #11 to #10 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
My breathing.
#111 - lmaobutts ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I can understand how you can bulk up a lot, but how does one go from 			*******		 being ripped as hell to looking like an emaciated sack of skin and bone in just two years. This vexes me beyond comprehension.
I can understand how you can bulk up a lot, but how does one go from ******* being ripped as hell to looking like an emaciated sack of skin and bone in just two years. This vexes me beyond comprehension.
User avatar #129 to #111 - fizzor (08/25/2013) [-]
I can tell you how, it's easy when you follow these steps.
Step one: be Christian Bale
Step two: Repeat step one.
#133 to #129 - DarkPhoenix (08/25/2013) [-]
Aside from that, I'm pretty sure his diet almost everyday was just an apple and a cup of black coffee for breakfast and that was it.
User avatar #135 to #133 - fizzor (08/25/2013) [-]
Woah, Bale doesn't screw around when it comes to getting into the right shape for his movies.
#192 to #178 - jakedertree (08/28/2013) [-]
Not now Val....
Not now Val....
#164 - forcequest (08/25/2013) [-]
That's right, admire me
That's right, admire me
User avatar #109 - mrbuu (08/25/2013) [-]
that is extremely bad for your health. to keep on gaining and losing weight like that. It seems he needs to keep being batman for his own health.
#122 to #109 - swejennie (08/25/2013) [-]
sexy as hell that way too!
User avatar #148 - RisenLichen (08/25/2013) [-]
I would assume that that's very dangerous for him
User avatar #174 to #148 - tarnis (08/25/2013) [-]
it would be for peasants like us, but not for gods like him.
User avatar #40 - injerseyforever (08/25/2013) [-]
As a fellow person who lifts, I would like to say this has to be an absolute nightmare to do, however, the commitment level to do all this is phenomenal.
User avatar #22 - NeucularNINJA (08/25/2013) [-]
Or he's just a committed actor
#19 - manollette (08/25/2013) [-]
I know I'd do it for the kind of money he makes.
User avatar #48 - empithree (08/25/2013) [-]
bale is life, bale is love.
User avatar #45 - Riukanojutsu (08/25/2013) [-]
8 different weight?
the difference between 81 kg and 83 is not that big honesltyl its like 4.4 pounds.
#94 to #45 - backdafuqup (08/25/2013) [-]
ya but going from 83 kg to 55 then to 86 is huge, thats losing 61.6 pounds in muscle then gaining 68.2 pounds in muscle again in 1 year. He probably just used steroids.
User avatar #106 to #94 - Riukanojutsu (08/25/2013) [-]
I was talking about 83 to 86 not 83 to 55.
User avatar #56 to #45 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
The weight he put on after The Machinist to get ready for Batman Begins was impressive for any actor to do though. He did it in a short period of time too.
He's lucky he has the kind of body that can withstand such dramatic weight shifts so often
User avatar #58 to #56 - Riukanojutsu (08/25/2013) [-]
I dont know how much time passed between the 2 movies but dont make 4.4 pounds sound like a big deal.
User avatar #59 to #58 - ithyphallophobia **User deleted account** (08/25/2013) [-]
...I never did?
User avatar #61 to #59 - Riukanojutsu (08/25/2013) [-]
well I wasnt talking about you specifically but like in general. 4.4 pounds is nothing
#76 to #61 - thermdiz (08/25/2013) [-]
i dont think the first 2 are the important ones
User avatar #78 to #76 - Riukanojutsu (08/25/2013) [-]
Then Dont include them at all.
#80 to #78 - thermdiz (08/25/2013) [-]
why not theyre both good movies
User avatar #83 to #80 - Riukanojutsu (08/25/2013) [-]
The quality of the movie has nothing to do with the point of the content.
#54 to #45 - kingbulbasaur (08/25/2013) [-]
But check this out -- while 4.4 pounds of fat might be easy to gain / lose, 4.4 pounds of muscle makes a really big difference.
But check this out -- while 4.4 pounds of fat might be easy to gain / lose, 4.4 pounds of muscle makes a really big difference.
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