a true fact about spiders is they can' t
run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. all
spiders are nerds. even tarantulas.
have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? i doubt it spider flashing
his cash in the club'? nope. spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a Lamborghini? never happened.
they' got so many eyes because
they love reading. nerds, all of them.