#SpiderNerd. yep i found another one xD. a true fact about spiders is they can' t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are ner Spidernersd
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#SpiderNerd. yep i found another one xD. a true fact about spiders is they can' t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are ner

yep i found another one xD

a true fact about spiders is they can' t
run for extended periods of time
because they have asthma. all
spiders are nerds. even tarantulas.
have you ever seen a spider dating a
hot babe? i doubt it spider flashing
his cash in the club'? nope. spider
pulling up beside you at the lights in
a Lamborghini? never happened.
they' got so many eyes because
they love reading. nerds, all of them.
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User avatar #9 - mrtwilightsparkle (08/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Spiders have what is called a book lung, which strangely enough, resembles the pages of a book. The way it's designed doesn't allow spiders to respirate quickly, hence asthma.
User avatar #8 - shinyarmor ONLINE (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
have you ever seen a nerd kill? or spawn 2000 children at a time? oh thats right. spiders are nerd.... small and unnoticed until their venom is in your neck.
#21 - bobindun (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Spiders kick ass.
Spiders kick ass.
User avatar #22 - mutzaki (08/25/2013) [-]
This explains why Peter Parker remained a nerd even after being bitten.
#2 - nowitspersonal (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
valid point OP.
#23 - tightastic (08/25/2013) [+] (23 replies)
User avatar #4 - ninjabadger (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Except for the fact that they scare a lot of people...

#10 to #4 - eshaythewolf (08/25/2013) [-]
Mostly girls. Still makes sense.
Mostly girls. Still makes sense.
#20 - beerterror (08/25/2013) [-]
I don't think so m8
#5 - marinedisco (08/25/2013) [-]
And when they do get laid, it's some massive landwhale 4x their size that ends up eating them (in some cases)

Makes a surprising amount of sense.
#50 - jojord (08/25/2013) [-]
The "crack-cocaine spider" has quite the ride..
#47 - swaggerwagon (08/25/2013) [-]
infact they dont have asthma, their muscles only work one way so they use a hydraulic method to extend their legs. this means they must take a break every so often for the legs to get ready for some hydraulic lovin'.

this is also the reason they curl up when dead.
#46 - scantoz (08/25/2013) [-]
My one friend has asthma but is no nerd, in fact this mother ****** is a party animal.
User avatar #45 - danzmanz (08/25/2013) [-]
*AHEM*
SOME people have asthma.
#41 - splyt (08/25/2013) [-]
i wish i had extra eyes to watch porn.
#13 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
You're right about the books and nerds part. ******* losers living in your little fantasy worlds because you're scared of reality. It's cute when you're ******* 5 and have an over active imagination but when you hit a certain age it's just pathetic.
#11 - jamker (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Eating a Live Tarantula
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#7 - metarzan (08/25/2013) [-]
You kidding me? Spider is a ************* bad ass, he owns a hugely popular club in new york, a big time cocaine dealer, and can smell a nark from a mile away. Ya ya he got murdered but he was blindsided by a dirty cop could happen to anyone.
User avatar #6 - snakefire (08/25/2013) [-]
I think this is making fun of spiderman?
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