Marine friends. Not me. wrr. try bringing a sniper to the beach : -"so jim how do yo- where is he" scope glint in the distance -"son of a-"
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Marine friends

Not me

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#45 - adrianking (08/25/2013) [-]
I tried.
#42 - gerggerg (08/25/2013) [-]
THERES A SHARK IN THE-

*gun shot*

Nevermind
#39 - clappedcrack (08/25/2013) [-]
**clappedcrack rolls 6,685**
#41 to #36 - nocandy (08/25/2013) [-]
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#44 to #41 - psyachu (08/25/2013) [-]
I remember I got into that web comic thing when I saw a few pictures of it here. I finished up to the point where it's at now and I love it! Thanks for the pic, btw.
User avatar #37 to #36 - yuukoku (08/25/2013) [-]
The Human Marineopede.
User avatar #22 - darkor (08/25/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about them, you little bitch?
User avatar #31 to #22 - yaybacon (08/25/2013) [-]
I thought it was funny
#28 to #22 - therealgraficscat (08/25/2013) [-]
Come on don't tell me you guys don't get it. That made me laugh at least.
User avatar #29 to #27 - therealgraficscat (08/25/2013) [-]
It's a copypasta.
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #38 to #21 - waffledragon (08/25/2013) [-]
"I'm a bush!"
#20 - tannerninja (08/25/2013) [-]
**tannerninja rolled a random image posted in comment #613388 at Video Games Board - console gaming, pc vs console gaming, video console and games ** Try going anywhere with someone that has served time in spec ops. My buddy can't sit still without checking around for all possible sniper spots no matter where we go
User avatar #14 - semperkillusmc (08/25/2013) [-]
Lol **** you OP I go to the beach all the time
User avatar #17 to #14 - sparkofinsanity (08/25/2013) [-]
I think it was a joke.
User avatar #18 to #17 - semperkillusmc (08/25/2013) [-]
I know its a joke...that's why it started with a lol... as in I think its funny
User avatar #19 to #18 - sparkofinsanity (08/25/2013) [-]
oh. carry on then
User avatar #13 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
You would be surprised how common digging holes and trenches in beaches is amongst German tourists.
User avatar #40 to #13 - mkeller (08/25/2013) [-]
I seriously do that all the time
#33 to #13 - chinosquad (08/25/2013) [-]
I did Nazi that coming
User avatar #47 to #33 - lordlolland ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Ever been to just about any popular tourist beach in Denmark when the Germans have summer vacations?
They act like they own the part of the beach they are on and have to protect it against other beach guests.

Apologies to any Germans who feel like I am generalizing. If you want me to stop generalizing on this point, please tell your countrymen to stop ******* digging in our ******* beaches. Sincerely lordlolland and every Dane who don't like Germans digging up our beaches.
#10 - kaslin (08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, but how deep is fox hole?
User avatar #24 to #10 - hawaiianman (08/25/2013) [-]
Well I am officially scared of Rangers, someone else please watch episode one of Surviving The Cut.
User avatar #43 to #24 - commontroll (08/25/2013) [-]
Two of my friends are Rangers. They're ******* badass.
User avatar #30 to #24 - acharminbear (08/25/2013) [-]
Made me want to be a Ranger
User avatar #48 to #30 - kaslin (08/26/2013) [-]
Ranger School parody
User avatar #34 to #30 - hawaiianman (08/25/2013) [-]
I would do it, except it would suck that you only have three hours to sleep
User avatar #35 to #34 - acharminbear (08/25/2013) [-]
And I'm ******* lazy as hell.
User avatar #32 to #30 - hawaiianman (08/25/2013) [-]
I wanted to, too. after that, lolnope.
User avatar #26 to #24 - jacksipian (08/25/2013) [-]
i watched that, that show is awesome, its on netflix.
#8 - toastiepie ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I read that as marine in terms of things from the ocean

I am not a smart man
User avatar #5 - crazycommando (08/24/2013) [-]
try bringing a sniper to the beach :

-"so jim how do yo- **** where is he"
*scope glint in the distance*
-"son of a-"
User avatar #23 to #5 - repostforlife (08/25/2013) [-]
That sounds like one hell of a friend.
#12 to #5 - durkadurka ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #15 to #12 - xplosevdiarrhea ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
Mohammed Jihad
#6 to #5 - oxYKellark (08/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - crazycommando (08/25/2013) [-]
well you say no, but when i went to the beach with some of the guys from my unit when i was serving...guess where the sniper went childish little asshat decided to go hide haha.

hence my comment above
User avatar #2 - pilgrimalert (08/24/2013) [-]
Because they become dismembered?
#1 - okamibanshu (08/24/2013) [-]
sand castle? hold on, i think i've got a mortar in here some where.
User avatar #3 to #1 - csondi (08/24/2013) [-]
Hold on, let's put this MMG on the Nort side.
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Anybody brought some landmines?
User avatar #4 to #3 - crazycommando (08/24/2013) [-]
**** it get the mk19 it'll be more fun !
#49 to #4 - okamibanshu (08/28/2013) [-]
hey now, lets be realistic...landmines are a little outdated, they would just call in an airstrike.
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