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Pony. Hey man check out that compressed horse.. an we have an Italian exchange student at em sweet. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he trie

Hey man check out that compressed horse.

an we have an Italian exchange student at em sweet. And he and I were
hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried he shew me but he didn' t
know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said "LUBE, the
compressed heme.‘
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English
language.
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User avatar #3 - jamcal
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Can we re-name the pony-time channel to compressedhorse-channel?
#37 to #3 - anon id: 1b8364fd
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how compressedhorsefa­gs would feel about this.
#47 to #37 - rednax
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Compressedhorsefag here. I say do it!
#87 to #3 - MotorstormLegend
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Okay, here goes...   
   
ADMIN/PHANACT, HERE US! We summon thee before us for an act of service: use thine unholy internet powers to convert the ponytime channel into compressedhorsetime, and the brony board into compressedhorseboard! In return, we shall provide thumbs, devotions, and this magical fairy thing sealed inside an antique mason jar. In the name of the launderer, the Huns, and the Holy Spirits est. 1911, Massachusetts, amen, gay men and Morgan Freeman.
Okay, here goes...

ADMIN/PHANACT, HERE US! We summon thee before us for an act of service: use thine unholy internet powers to convert the ponytime channel into compressedhorsetime, and the brony board into compressedhorseboard! In return, we shall provide thumbs, devotions, and this magical fairy thing sealed inside an antique mason jar. In the name of the launderer, the Huns, and the Holy Spirits est. 1911, Massachusetts, amen, gay men and Morgan Freeman.
#105 to #3 - anon id: f1804b94
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(08/25/2013) [-]
can we just delete the pony time channel
User avatar #125 to #105 - wtfduud
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(08/25/2013) [-]
He probably could, but it would cause a massive ************.
#139 to #3 - burdenedsoul
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(08/25/2013) [-]
make it happen!
make it happen!
User avatar #79 to #3 - tehinternetzguy
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(08/25/2013) [-]
yes... yes! YES YESS
User avatar #102 to #3 - majormoron
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I whole-heartily support this.
User avatar #54 to #3 - lightninghedgehog
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(08/25/2013) [-]
compressedhorse-time and the Compressed Horse Board, where we talk about all things My Little Compressed Horse
#44 to #3 - steppenwolfvg
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Yis
User avatar #34 to #3 - darkhaitsu **User deleted account**
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(08/25/2013) [-]
ADMON PLZ
#7 to #3 - sinery
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Spread the word all the way to admin's cave.
User avatar #5 to #3 - settlwlvs
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I'm a brony, and I approve of this.
User avatar #84 to #5 - thebacondroid
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(08/25/2013) [-]
*brompressed horse
User avatar #142 to #84 - spyrothehedgehog
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I actually thought that was sort of clever...
User avatar #148 to #142 - settlwlvs
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(08/26/2013) [-]
as did I...
#110 to #84 - anon id: 854b0c25
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(08/25/2013) [-]
no
#4 - ykaliber
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(08/24/2013) [-]
With over 9000 MS paint skills
User avatar #109 to #4 - blueej
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(08/25/2013) [-]
if that was done on paint i'd say you did a pretty good job sir
User avatar #80 to #4 - kolpster
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(08/25/2013) [-]
more like horse.... *zip*
#6 to #4 - hypex
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(08/25/2013) [-]
theres a thing the horse forgot to zip
#23 to #6 - AmaterasuNoOkami
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Well played, pic related, have a nice day
User avatar #24 - whatareyouon
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(08/25/2013) [-]
lets get this straight op...
he knew what the word compressed means, but not the word pony?
User avatar #25 to #24 - iRetaliate
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Well. Horse is "cavallo". Pony is "cavallino". They're so close that most people would assume that there's not a direct translation for each in English.

On the other hand, compressed is its own word.
User avatar #27 to #25 - byobgraffpro
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(08/25/2013) [-]
its weird but its random words people dont know. i knew a german guy that could speak perfect english and he had for a majority of his life but had no idea what a "comb" was, he had never heard the word, kinda funny
User avatar #57 to #27 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I'm still not entirely sure what penultimate actually means.

P.S. look up the actual definition. I bet you don't know what it means. English is a hard ******* langauge.
User avatar #70 to #57 - bbbegley
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(08/25/2013) [-]
It doesn't help we have a metric ******* of homonyms, including names. Example, the sentence "Will Will Smith smith?" makes perfect ******* sense. Wat.
User avatar #73 to #70 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
English is dumb. You wonder why the English as a Second Language teacher positions around the world are so plentiful and lucrative. We only go with the most inefficient ********: privatized healthcare, privatized second education, and rejection of the metric system. You shouldn't be surprised that we went with a ******** language too.

At least in England they have flim-flom willy-winkers to deal with this tomfoolery.
User avatar #75 to #73 - bbbegley
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(08/25/2013) [-]
"flim-flom willy-winkers"
I wish I could thumb that comment
User avatar #77 to #75 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
All of us level one's can just hold each other and just hope admin repeals the rules or we get enough thumbs...
User avatar #78 to #77 - bbbegley
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Yes, hold me :3 I'd rather have to wait though than have spammers and "vote cheaters" though. Not sure how you can cheat on votes but apparently it's possible.
User avatar #89 to #78 - ilovehitler
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(08/25/2013) [-]
proxy thumbing, often with scripts as well.
Basically, people would make a ******* of new accounts, and use a script or something to thumb themselves or somebody else up dozens of times, and anyone who argued with them down to oblivion.
User avatar #88 to #57 - iRetaliate
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Penultimate: adj - The one preceding the last. The second to last.
User avatar #149 to #88 - catburglarpenis
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Most people think it means "something better than ultimate".
#150 to #149 - iRetaliate
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Who the **** thinks that?
Who the **** thinks that?
User avatar #151 to #150 - catburglarpenis
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Most people <-------
User avatar #152 to #151 - catburglarpenis
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(08/26/2013) [-]
Just take a listen next time someone uses it in a sentence, or just search for the word on blog posts. You'll see them use it so incorrectly that your jimmies will never get unrustled.
User avatar #60 to #57 - RamzaBeoulve
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Speaking as someone with English as a second language; Yes. This happens much too frequently for me to enjoy it. I understand 'Penultimate' entirely fine, but spelling certain words (Especially goddamn 'Necessary') always makes me hesitate.
User avatar #61 to #60 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Auto Correct is my friend. And my worst enemy...
User avatar #62 to #61 - RamzaBeoulve
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Oh god yes. I rely on it, and then still triple-check it to make sure before hitting 'Send'.
User avatar #63 to #62 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Can't let The Spelling Spetsnaz get you.
User avatar #64 to #63 - RamzaBeoulve
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(08/25/2013) [-]
They'll put you in their Gulags.
User avatar #66 to #64 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
*Grammar Gulags
User avatar #67 to #66 - RamzaBeoulve
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I was seriously tempted to make that joke, but I stopped myself.
User avatar #68 to #67 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Don't patronize me Delita. I, too am a Beoulve.

*uses accumulate*
User avatar #69 to #68 - RamzaBeoulve
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Yell all day to yell faster. Final Fantasy Tactics taught me a lot about life. Fear the peasantborn? Kill their sisters! Then when they turn king, you'll have nothing to worry about!
User avatar #71 to #69 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Hands do far more damage than swords. FAR MORE.
User avatar #72 to #71 - RamzaBeoulve
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(08/25/2013) [-]
If you know maths, you control the goddamn universe.
User avatar #74 to #72 - catburglarpenis
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Only those who can blow on reeds can save the world.
User avatar #76 to #74 - RamzaBeoulve
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Thunder God Cid might as well be an actual god.
User avatar #45 to #25 - danyrambo
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I'm italian and we call "pony" a pony..."cavallino" is generic for a little horse
#59 - nimithecat
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(08/25/2013) [-]
My little Compressed Horse:
Frien-ZIP. is magic.
#39 - ffffyou
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(08/25/2013) [-]
This image has expired
Family Guy - Speaking Italian
#98 to #39 - safebot
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Italian on Malta
User avatar #51 to #39 - snuifduif
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(08/25/2013) [-]
The Italian language at its finest. Inglourious Basterds - Italian scene
#123 to #51 - rockamekishiko
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#65 - gustaviaable
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(08/25/2013) [-]
inb4 red thumbs
inb4 red thumbs
#116 to #65 - schizoidfreak
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#83 - weardowar
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Nooo, i'm pretty sure THIS is compressed horse...
#113 to #83 - slugnugget
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(08/25/2013) [-]
We need to go deeper...
#85 - stagger
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I remember when I first started learning English a few years ago...

I wish I didn't...
User avatar #108 to #85 - SgtObvious
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Imparo italiano in scuola. Posso parlare un po`.
User avatar #131 to #108 - stagger
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Che è grande. Essere multilingue è impressionante.
User avatar #144 to #131 - SgtObvious
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Grazi. Parlo Russo anche, ma piu bene.
User avatar #146 to #144 - stagger
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Beh, io sono italiano, ma sono stato cresciuto in Francia. Anche fluente in danese e inglese naturalmente. Imparare il tedesco in questo momen
User avatar #8 - Karibookiller
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(08/25/2013) [-]
hey my names levi
#50 to #8 - Loppytaffy
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#32 to #8 - WtfStrawberries
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I read you're comment, automatically looked at the thumbs...
was a real shocker, that could've gone far worse.
#38 to #32 - kirkbot
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(08/25/2013) [-]
>you're comment
User avatar #33 to #32 - Karibookiller
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(08/25/2013) [-]
dude... I know. I'm relieved myself.
User avatar #9 to #8 - Thehappyemu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #10 to #9 - Karibookiller
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(08/25/2013) [-]
they guys username in the picture has levi in it. just so you know.
User avatar #11 to #10 - Thehappyemu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I saw.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Karibookiller
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(08/25/2013) [-]
that's good, I just wanted to make sure, ya know man? You have no idea how weird my original comment would seem without that context.
User avatar #13 to #12 - Thehappyemu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I read you comment and thought you were some jackass spamming, then I thought a second, checked the content, then replied. Now we're here.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Karibookiller
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(08/25/2013) [-]
well I can assure you, I'm not a jackass. I like to think I'm a nice guy. I once volunteered at a homeless shelter for Christmas day.
User avatar #15 to #14 - Thehappyemu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
You seem to be legitimately nice; I'm sorry for even thinking you were a jackass.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Karibookiller
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Hey man, no harm done. I thought your first comment was a little rude, but you seem like a pretty nice guy.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Thehappyemu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I was being a smartass. Thank you, you've made my day nice.
User avatar #18 to #17 - Karibookiller
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(08/25/2013) [-]
No man, thank you, you've my day nice. Have a great one.
#19 to #18 - Thehappyemu
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(08/25/2013) [-]
No homo, but that made me giggle like a schoolgirl. Internally of course.
User avatar #20 to #19 - Karibookiller
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I'm happy for you.
User avatar #21 to #20 - stonedplatypus
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(08/25/2013) [-]
That convo was so chill man
#31 to #19 - gmshini
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(08/25/2013) [-]
I logged in solely to thumb this comment. The picture just made my night.
#86 - jewnicorn
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Oh god, I have a friend who moved here from France last year, and stuff like this happens sometimes and it's so funny... One time we were talking about hooking up with girls, and he said something like "Yeah, but it sucks if they don't want to," so I was jokingly like "Does it matter?" and he laughed and just shouts "No! I am not a rapester!"

I thought it was hilarious.
User avatar #138 to #86 - dragonock
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(08/25/2013) [-]
a rapist hipster is to cool for consentual sex