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News in Britain: Stamps havesome up 14 pence.
News in America: Cannibal eats man' s face-
Britain: at?
News in America: Man throws his own intestines at police.
News in Canada: Body parts mailed to government.
News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son.
Britain: Erm.
News in Britain: Our butterfly population is still declining.
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User avatar #5 - swimmingprodigy
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(08/24/2013) [-]
News in Britain:
Bee sting kills man
Bees declared deadly weapon
Bees outlawed in Britain
Britain renamed "Ritain"
User avatar #41 to #5 - skaffanl
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News in Britain:

Soldier killed by crazy man with machete in the middle of the street.
#43 to #5 - anon id: e8f48c03
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Which country suspended students for pretending their fingers were guns?
#106 to #43 - ifsaz **User deleted account**
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Like catland?
#78 to #5 - dinosawtacos
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It was a part of her plan...
#115 to #5 - dafuckisthisshit
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#125 to #5 - royoten
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#34 to #5 - realvegzillar
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They'll never take me alive!
#16 to #5 - cockgeddon
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That made me chuckle, not exhale, chuckle
That made me chuckle, not exhale, chuckle
User avatar #21 - roflstorm
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"man throws own intestines at police"

Guess he
*puts on shades
Didnt have the guts
User avatar #22 to #21 - mrhotwings
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I'm conflicted whether to thumb you down or up....
User avatar #23 to #22 - roflstorm
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Do as you please.
I thought it was funny
User avatar #28 to #21 - ginginhunter
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That **** was funny, and smart
#30 to #21 - brobathehutt
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#46 to #21 - thewisedane
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Double flaming thumbs for you!
Double flaming thumbs for you!
#48 to #21 - thechosentroll
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User avatar #36 to #21 - danilawleit
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User avatar #73 to #21 - potrsr
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gues he had guts to do it i like this better
User avatar #12 - bakonforall
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You'd think Britain would have learned not to raise the cost of stamps after what happened in Boston.
#88 - valhalarising
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nothing ever happens in Britain
User avatar #118 to #88 - swagpony
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and one got a link for this
User avatar #149 to #118 - famouswillqc **User deleted account**
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#148 to #88 - anon id: 2c546d41
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wait a second, arent the lines meant to be orange?
User avatar #154 to #148 - deadmice
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no. double red line means no stopping on that route.
User avatar #96 to #88 - guiguito
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(08/25/2013) [-]
******* sand *******
User avatar #102 to #96 - swimmingprodigy
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He looks to me like a purebred ******
User avatar #99 to #96 - thebobinito
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(08/25/2013) [-]
Nope, he's pure black, no sandiness about him.
User avatar #100 to #99 - guiguito
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pretty sure worshiping mohamad makes you a **********.
#101 to #100 - thebobinito
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Either way.. ******!
#103 to #101 - guiguito
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I guess we came to a conclusion. Good thing we could find something we can agree upon.
#105 to #103 - thebobinito
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This has been very productive. Thank you for this.
This has been very productive. Thank you for this.
#116 to #100 - caplocker
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That's actually a pretty compelling point.
#147 to #100 - ghustla
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that rustled mah jimmies
but as DeStorm put it (a ****** btw):
opinions are like assholes everyone got them and they all stinks
#6 - scruffyguy
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Britain: Man brutally killed in the street with a knife and nobody tried to save him despite the large amount of people who could clearly view it occurring.
User avatar #39 to #6 - olmesy
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Didn't that happen like 8 years ago? Or has it happened again?
#51 to #39 - rovor
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It happened a few months ago, May i think
#80 to #6 - songemot
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Oh sure! Let's talk about all the knife killings! Let's just ignore the fact that we're prepared for banana attacks! I guess the prevention of thousands of banana murders isn't good enough for you, eh?
User avatar #60 to #6 - srapture
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It was 2 crazy ******* with machetes. I don't know about you, but I be weary approaching them under any circumstances.
User avatar #166 to #60 - thenukecity
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Hit em with a car.
User avatar #176 to #166 - srapture
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That would be a double attempted murder, and you'd be put in prison for a long time.
User avatar #177 to #176 - thenukecity
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Well then th fact that they had machetes doesn't matter now does it?
User avatar #178 to #177 - srapture
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The best course of action would clearly be to throw pillows at them that have been moistened with coke. This will be mildly unpleasant, and they know how sticky it'll be later if they leave it, so they will retreat.
#59 - warofdawn
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Canada is apart of America
can some one please teach Op the name of the country with this flag
#68 to #59 - nimba
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a_part*
#71 to #68 - kaslin
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There is "America", I.E. the USA. Than there is "The Americas", I. E. both continents.
There is "America", I.E. the USA. Than there is "The Americas", I. E. both continents.
User avatar #81 to #68 - Mahazama
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Why do euros refer to us as Americans?
User avatar #179 to #81 - demonicchimera
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I call you state-siders.
User avatar #91 to #81 - nimba
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Well who are you for a start
User avatar #92 to #91 - Mahazama
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I live in the US
User avatar #93 to #92 - nimba
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Because you live in America...
User avatar #94 to #93 - Mahazama
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Euros insist that we're the dumbasses, but you call us Americans........
User avatar #95 to #94 - nimba
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By the US I take it you mean the USA, right?
You're saying you're not an american?
User avatar #97 to #95 - Mahazama
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I'm a Floridian, and I live in the US.
Don't call us Americans, and then blame us for the demonym.
User avatar #98 to #97 - nimba
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But you are American. It would be like me saying that ' the main difference between Europeans and Germans is whatever '
User avatar #104 to #98 - Mahazama
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Do you want me to assume all Euros like each other, call you a European, and completely forget about your identity as a German?
My point is, we never get asked to be called Americans, and then we get **** for being called Americans (What we have no control over whatsoever.)
#141 to #104 - ninjawildcat
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>MFW I am American and I have no idea what you are saying.
#113 to #104 - nimba
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#69 to #68 - anon id: ed4a1be3
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There's a difference between "America" and "Americas."
User avatar #70 to #69 - nimba
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umad cos im rite
User avatar #61 to #59 - phawsy
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Maybe Canada doesn't want to be a part of 'murica? ever thought of that?
#63 to #61 - warofdawn
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well i would very much like to see them change their continent
User avatar #65 to #63 - phawsy
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Well they can't that's why america is just known for the USA cause mexico and Canada are a part of it but don't want
#66 to #65 - warofdawn
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No its because of ignorance that people call us America
User avatar #138 to #59 - sanguinesolitude
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I thought you were joking... then i realized you were a faggy european who gets butthurt over the name the majority of the world has called the united states of AMERICA for the past 200 years.
#181 to #138 - warofdawn
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actually i live in Vermont.
#182 to #181 - sanguinesolitude
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So you are American and you dont know that the USA is commonly referred to by nearly all cultures as America? and that we do not refer to the continent as America? What are you a terrorist?
So you are American and you dont know that the USA is commonly referred to by nearly all cultures as America? and that we do not refer to the continent as America? What are you a terrorist?
#162 to #59 - ragingflamingos
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#183 to #59 - continent
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I'll post this here for everyone, as you can see depending on where you live.. different places are called different things, because that's how they were taught... it's what they were brought up to believe, nobody is wrong, everybody shut the **** up and stop saying "continent".
User avatar #72 to #59 - anonymoose
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The Americas: N.America and S.America
North America: Canada, U.S.A, Mexico and all those other countries
America: Generally used to mean the United States of America. "The United States of America (USA or U.S.A.), commonly referred to as the United States (US or U.S.), America, or simply the States" - Wikipedia
User avatar #75 to #59 - rockerrocksixty
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I am not American
#137 to #59 - unncommon
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Canada is a part of this magical and great land called North America.
We call the United States of America "America" because it's a helluva lot easier than saying "The United States of America" in conversation.
#90 to #59 - responsibletim
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Everything is a part of America.
#76 - Loppytaffy
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Oh, you think Britain doesn't have problems?
User avatar #82 to #76 - bassline
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This can't be real can it? and if that did happen would we speak french or they speak English?
User avatar #110 to #82 - freakanator
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well i dont know about you but i'd still be speaking welsh
#112 to #110 - bassline
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Well said
Well said
User avatar #87 to #82 - apocalypticburrito
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they say they want to turn part of south England and part of north France into something else called arc manche
also England hates France more than the BP hates Muslims
there's talk of even leaving the EU cause they wont stop this crap till we do
quote “The Arc Manche is the perfect Euro project. Nobody wants it, nobody called for it and nobody knows what it’s for"
tl;dr **** this

User avatar #107 to #87 - bassline
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What the **** is that arc machine?
User avatar #108 to #107 - apocalypticburrito
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arc manche
its the "new" south Britain
they said there's gonna be clowns
User avatar #109 to #108 - bassline
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So would France loose some of its land or England? Because I live in Kent so this would effect me.
User avatar #111 to #109 - apocalypticburrito
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its a bit of both
south england and north france would merge and have travel routes the combined would be called arc manche
that's what the news articul said anyway
[spoiler] also they want to spend 5.5 mill on a clown tour
yay clowns [/spoiler]
User avatar #83 to #82 - Loppytaffy
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Pretty sure Canada gets along fine with both languages.
User avatar #84 to #83 - bassline
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But the UK isn't Canada is it.
User avatar #85 to #84 - Loppytaffy
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The merge never happened.
But the point is you cannot judge it on laungage.

Most of England speaks Polish these days anyway...
#119 to #85 - eastii
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everyone here is now more stupid for reading your comments.
User avatar #156 to #82 - picamix
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it couldnt happen both countries would protest, we hate each other for no reason
User avatar #155 to #76 - picamix
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dude this could never happen, English and French people hate each other unconditionally.
User avatar #174 to #155 - Loppytaffy
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England owned Calais after the 100yrs war.
England used the back of the 7yrs war to take Canada or Seychelles from France. France chose to lose Canada.
England and France faught in America's Revolution, too. (Hesse, Germany helped the English side but just got blind drunk instead of fighting).
But in 1655, France and England attacked Spain, together.

See, France and England are like those brothers that claim to hate eachother, fight over everything, constantly at eachother's throats. But you don't **** with one without getting the wrath of the other; "it's my job to piss off England/France, not your's, **** off."
User avatar #136 - thoracrian
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Britain: Queen goes to Scotland
America: Terrorist strikes Boston
Britain: What did Kate Middleton wear today
America: Detroit goes bankrupt
Britain: Royal baby's first steps.
#144 to #136 - maddboiy
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#130 - ShockedNazi
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meanwhile in Britain
meanwhile in Britain
#145 to #130 - jelhajj
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User avatar #15 - dancingTrooper
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******* ********, some sick twisted **** goes on up in britian
User avatar #54 to #15 - ghettograndpa
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Yeah, the stamps are getting expensive like this