Death. . did you know? In ‘I 847, a doctor performed an amputation in 25 seconds, operating so quickly that he accidentally amputated his assistant' s fingers a
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Death

did you know?
In ‘I 847, a doctor performed an amputation in 25
seconds, operating so quickly that he
accidentally amputated his assistant' s fingers as
well. Both later died of sepsis, and a spectator
reportedly died of shock, resulting in the only
known procedure with a ', mortality rate.
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Submitted: 08/24/2013
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User avatar #253 - drunkasaurus (08/26/2013) [-]
A surgeon is one job where you probably should not be trying to set any sort of record besides amount of successful completed surgeries. Honestly, it makes me kind of mad that one surgeon found the need to turn the profession into some sort of twisted time trial game.
User avatar #246 - hjgamer (08/25/2013) [-]
Put a fact website in the end of a post and everyone will believe it.
#242 - funmanigro (08/25/2013) [-]
where's the funny?
#233 - donaldducksdick (08/25/2013) [-]
**donaldducksdick rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Incest now this ** What I will die of
User avatar #238 to #233 - jbthegiant (08/25/2013) [-]
death via masturbation...... I cant think of a better, more depressing way to go
#226 - flashbob (08/25/2013) [-]
Hahaha, does anyone belive this ******** ?
How did it happen? Some doc decides to do an amputation with a ******* guillotine?
Well, a doctor with a child with downs for an assistant might go ahead and do that.
But someone dying of shock... Bitch please.
User avatar #244 to #226 - retrotroglodyte ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
but it actually happened
#241 to #226 - Roxorz ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
I bet you feel really special now, do you?
#255 to #241 - flashbob (08/26/2013) [-]
Special like downs?
User avatar #257 to #255 - girloninternet (08/29/2013) [-]
no, special like being thrown off a cliff as a baby
#254 to #228 - flashbob (08/26/2013) [-]
Thank you for the link that proves that this is actually wrong. Even with the shady references on wikipedia it is stated that the operation in question took 2,5 minutes. And the writen reference of the fact is from 2001. Have you guys ever heard of the feather that turned into 5 hens.
#220 - pandataco (08/25/2013) [-]
That's pretty metal
#211 - auditor (08/25/2013) [-]
I have a new account, and according to this thing, i can't post images until i get 55 thumbs.

MFW
#225 to #211 - auditor (08/25/2013) [-]
Oh come on! I KNOW that was funny! Get it? MFW? But theres no image? Because i can't post images?

Yall ****** better start laughing real ****** soon.
#214 to #211 - applemoose (08/25/2013) [-]
I guess we should give thumbs to us newfags
#213 to #211 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk got so fcuking stupid, thats why i go on anonymous now, and only come here once a week, cause you guys made this site ******* ****
#210 - imawhitekid (08/25/2013) [-]
anyone notice how on the admins page it says he's banned for too many down thumbs
#208 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#199 - djfood (08/25/2013) [-]
**djfood rolls 51**
#200 to #199 - djfood (08/25/2013) [-]
**djfood rolls 73**
#196 - optimussum (08/25/2013) [-]
Quite a good kill/death ratio for a medic
Quite a good kill/death ratio for a medic
#161 - eyecontacthandjob (08/25/2013) [-]
How do you perform an operation with an 82% mortality rate?

(pic not related, not on my normal computer so had to grab a sample image)
#160 - rippercrust (08/25/2013) [-]
>Spectator died of shock   
(X)
>Spectator died of shock
(X)
User avatar #198 to #160 - sora2534 (08/25/2013) [-]
If you have a weak heart, it's possible to die of a heart attack from great fear.
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#155 - ianistheman has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #157 to #155 - ihateelfs (08/25/2013) [-]
uh oh
#156 to #155 - mkgt (08/25/2013) [-]
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#144 - anonymous (08/25/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#148 to #144 - runswithdragons (08/25/2013) [-]
this, sir, is the most racist thing i have ever seen outside of 4chan.
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