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Best Comebacks Of History

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WHITE HOUSE )
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against a fellow, ' aid it was
impossible to ' e than two words
Coolidge: You lose.
MUHAMMAD All VS. NE tht/ ll)
Frazier: Hre, msrp, hen. oksis his
blackness to\ get R
Ali: Joe Frazier, {B s 'gly he should
donate his face tdi t LES Bureau of
WINSTON _ VS. A MEMBER ll; PARLIAMENT
Churchill, must you fall
savile I' m oaking?
W didyou are drunk!
Churchill: You' re right. Bessie. And you' re
ugly. But morning, I' ll be sober.
And you' ll still be ugly. fto
WOLFGANG AMBER MOZART VS. AN r.%
Admirer: Hen Mozart, I am of writing
Can you give me any suggestions as to
how to get started?
Mozart: A symphony is a very complex musical form
Perhaps you should begin with some simple lieder and
work win" way up to a symphony.
Admirer: But Heir Mozart. you were writing symphonies
when you were 8 years old.
Mozart: Yes. but I never asked anybody how
THOMAS REED VS. HENRY CLAY
Reed: The gentleman need not trouble
himself. He' ll never be either.
kevman.. How any in This is for the
ladies! V
Barrymore: And so. ma'am, is rhis.
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REVEREND EDWARD EVERETT HALE VS. THE Ibo SENATE
WEN with ll ME Fun ml THE .
SENATER FRITZ M HENRY MCMASTER
vitiate test,
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DOROTHY PARKER VS. NEW YORKER lolilol:, HARDED RUSS
Tm too ******* busy, and
vice versa."
PARKER Inn KEEN Juu' ' l. " A' Russ
NEH In ASK mu SHE WAS LITE mm y Inn! REVIEW.
DEAR WILDE VS. LEWIS MARRIS
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#1 - anonymous (08/24/2013) [-]
Woman to Churchill - Sir, if I was your wife, I would poison your coffee.

Churchill to woman - Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.
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