Not OC, but truth.. . You know how people buy drinks for girls in bars? Why can' t people do that in book stores'? Like if I' m looking at a novel in Barnes and
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Not OC, but truth.

You know how people buy drinks
for girls in bars? Why can' t people
do that in book stores'? Like if I' m
looking at a novel in Barnes and
Noble and some person walks up
to me and strikes up a
conversation and offers to buy the
book for me there is a lot better
chance of that working out in their
favor
I' m going to reblog this until it' s a
cultural norm.
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Submitted: 08/24/2013
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#10 - twofreegerbils (08/24/2013) [+] (21 replies)
You can't put a roofie in a book.
User avatar #1 - kranthee (08/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Because I would rather buy a woman a 3$ drink than a 30$ book. If we hit it off, then come the 30$ books..
User avatar #16 - DiabloStrawhat (08/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
"Hey baby, can I buy you a hardback?"
User avatar #21 - shinku (08/24/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Because women at bars are easier and tend to be less intelligent than women at bars.
#18 - diegotan (08/24/2013) [-]
Buying you many books won't make you easier.
#70 - AnonymousDonor (08/25/2013) [-]
ive done that

got her a book on numerology and she later became one of the most intelligent girlfriends i ever had
#82 - yuukoku (08/25/2013) [+] (15 replies)
Too bad bookstores are dying.
I hope they don't die completely.
User avatar #12 - adu (08/24/2013) [-]
Because books don't lower a woman's standards.
Or at least not as quickly.
User avatar #48 - rinkashinugget (08/25/2013) [-]
You can't roofie a book.
#157 - fuckgaryoak (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
DO you have any idea how hard it is to roofie bitches with a book?  its not easy at all
DO you have any idea how hard it is to roofie bitches with a book? its not easy at all
User avatar #11 - vpngtn (08/24/2013) [+] (19 replies)
does the text look slanted to anyone? its bugging the **** out of me
#35 - stagger (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can see the logic in this, it's an amazing idea.
However I don't see this happening, drinks tend to be cheaper than books.
Albeit, I would certainly be more interested in a man that would buy me books, not because of "gold digger", I just think I'd appreciate words over whiskey. Agh...Time to go lurk around Half-Priced Books.
User avatar #84 - skeetskeetskeeeeet (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why is this picture crooked?
#31 - hopskotch (08/24/2013) [+] (13 replies)
Your average drink will cost 5 bucks tops at your local bar, versus a 30 dollar novel.
User avatar #41 to #31 - bearinganhourglass (08/24/2013) [-]
The majority of books I get at Barnes and Noble are around the $7 range. I have a few nice books for $20, but that's it.
User avatar #136 - Orb (08/25/2013) [-]
I found giving them a cigarette works just as well as a drink, hah.
#128 - blackbolta (08/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it just me or is the writing tilted a bit?
User avatar #111 - achimp (08/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
See, girls would be so easy to talk to if they didn't have to hang around in ******* packs. Everywhere they go, there has to be more of then. I might actually be able to talk to a girl if she wasn't surrounded by her giggling friends.
#13 - infinitereaper (08/24/2013) [-]
I can't even afford to buy my own books
I can't even afford to buy my own books
User avatar #7 - derik (08/24/2013) [-]
met a girl in a pet shop, bought her a fish. She payed my back with chipoltle, not a bad day.
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