Chess In Reality. checkmate . YOUR MAJESTY. THE ENEMY was YOUR POSITION, WE FEAR THAT THERE MAY BE ND .
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User avatar #99 - (08/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
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UR ALL A BUNCH OF FAGETS
JUSTIN BIEBER IS THE BEST ARTIST OF ALL TIME
UR ALL UGLY WHITE NERD PUSSIES
COME AT ME FAGETS
#27 to #26 - millex (08/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #27 - lawander **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
le i laughed le too hard on le this meme xD
User avatar #49 to #27 - bitchplzzz (08/24/2013) [-]
le may may
User avatar #48 to #27 - pepemex (08/24/2013) [-]
le lol may-may
User avatar #118 to #27 - Dwarf (08/24/2013) [-]
let's keep replying to millex saying le may may
User avatar #126 to #118 - millex (08/25/2013) [-]
I dont understand the hate I was just trying to share my .gif and express that the photo made me laugh.
#130 to #126 - Dwarf (08/25/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #3473496 at Friendly ** I don't know. I get thumbed down for that crap all the time.
User avatar #59 to #26 - theugandanhero (08/24/2013) [-]
AHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON
#10 - ffffyou (08/24/2013) [-]
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Extreme Amazing Super-Chess! (Chess.)
#75 to #10 - jakelax (08/24/2013) [-]
whats the source? i know ive seen this before but i dont remember where
User avatar #76 to #75 - ffffyou (08/24/2013) [-]
How could you even miss the video when it's in the youtube plugin
#78 to #76 - jakelax (08/24/2013) [-]
no you jackass ive seen this video on tv but i dont remeber what show it was
User avatar #80 to #78 - ffffyou (08/24/2013) [-]
Since the video is uploaded by BBC Comedy it might have something to do with that...
User avatar #82 to #81 - ffffyou (08/24/2013) [-]
You're the one asking stupid questions.
#83 to #82 - jakelax (08/24/2013) [-]
says the guy whose to stupid to answer stupid questions
#84 to #83 - ffffyou (08/24/2013) [-]
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#85 to #84 - jakelax (08/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 to #10 - fizzor (08/24/2013) [-]
This has been posted so ******* many times on chess related content that by now it's just unfunny.
User avatar #35 to #28 - mattyjay ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
The image I have seen a few times, but I havent seen the video so yeah, **** YOUUUUUUUU!
User avatar #36 to #35 - fizzor (08/24/2013) [-]
Alright. I guess that's fair enough.
User avatar #37 to #36 - mattyjay ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Hey! You didn't get mad and took it like a man.

I forgive you.
User avatar #40 to #28 - snakefire (08/24/2013) [-]
I had a smile on my face and after reading your comment it vanished.

I would say you made it unfunny.
User avatar #41 to #40 - fizzor (08/24/2013) [-]
Sorry snakey
#38 to #28 - John Cena (08/24/2013) [-]
"I have seen this so many times, it should no longer be shared on the internet for the amusement of others ever again because I memorized the internet and personally don't find it funny anymore."
This is how I interpreted your "repost" comment.

That aside, thank you for sharing this video, ffffyou.
I have never seen it before and I thought it was goddamn hilarious.
User avatar #39 to #38 - fizzor (08/24/2013) [-]
Well, I didn't say it shouldn't be shared with people, just that it's already been posted so many times that in my opinion it's not funny anymore.
User avatar #60 to #10 - ilovehitler (08/24/2013) [-]
...what
the guy who posted this the comment before you did, cheeziswin, got 2 thumbs.
How the actual **** did you get well over a hundred?
User avatar #64 to #60 - unclaimedusername (08/24/2013) [-]
image vs. video, most people are too lazy to watch the videos, let alone thumb them
User avatar #65 to #64 - shadowbreech ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Sad, but true
#127 to #60 - John Cena (08/25/2013) [-]
ffffyou is notorious for proxythumbing his own comments
Ask any of the top 10 commenters
User avatar #44 to #10 - bigboypants (08/24/2013) [-]


Typical British hubris when it comes to chess, YET AGAIN.

You see, Short made the schoolboy error of dealing the Stone Cold Steve Austin gambit too soon. If he'd not gone for such a bold and aggressive move, he might have held off and been able to put up a sturdy defence against Kasparov's devastating Urination Move.

How can British Super Chess ever hope to compete with that of the superior Russian players with amateurs like Short?
#92 to #17 - John Cena (08/24/2013) [-]
das racist
#106 to #92 - John Cena (08/24/2013) [-]
omfg, 10 year olds who dont see its not serious thumbing this down

******* fagggot ***********
#89 to #17 - dross (08/24/2013) [-]
Ever laughed so hard at something that you tried to explain it to someone you know, who proceeded to walk out half way and make a phone call while you're still chuckling away and explaining?
User avatar #124 to #17 - udungoofedup (08/24/2013) [-]
I would say the 300 Spartans would be better than simple pawns. It should be 18 queens against the rest.
User avatar #98 to #17 - thegamerslife (08/24/2013) [-]
The black king has ALL the bitches. lol
#47 - dreamzz ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
#3 - snored (08/24/2013) [-]
#54 to #3 - John Cena (08/24/2013) [-]
maxist chess is just a slightly different checkers game.
User avatar #66 to #54 - shadowbreech ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
*Marxist
#29 to #3 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
fixed
I voted for ron paul, but I still like poking fun at stereotypes
User avatar #43 to #29 - kommandantvideo (08/24/2013) [-]
Ron Paul called literally everything that is happening to us right now. He should have won, but all the corporations kept him from winning.


Seeing as they ignored the **** out of him
User avatar #67 to #43 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call it the corporations fault; not a lot of people voted for him, majority of Americans assumed he would loose and chose the lesser of two evils.
User avatar #68 to #67 - kommandantvideo (08/24/2013) [-]
There were a lot of people that supported Ron Paul, yet he had the least coverage of all of the Republican candidates. A bit off that a man with so much support, and so much ambition for change would be ignored, right? Wrong. He wanted to take away the power of the federal government (good for the people, bad for the corporations) and strip power away from other various groups. He also strongly opposed acts like the patriot act, and if he were president the NSA would not be allowed to be doing what it is doing right now. The US government is stealing our civil liberties, but if Ron Paul were president, I think that our country would be in a much better spot.
User avatar #70 to #68 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
taking power away from the government would also mean taking regulation power away.

making It good for corporations

logic.
User avatar #122 to #29 - PadreRasta (08/24/2013) [-]
Paint skills off the charts, bro. Could even try tot align the lines...
Still made me laugh, thumbs up.
#61 - suiker (08/24/2013) [-]
#74 to #61 - John Cena (08/24/2013) [-]
Is that KKK guys starting with a Polish opening?!
#71 - silverhellion (08/24/2013) [-]
queen takes bishop
queen takes bishop
#58 - sirbutterballs (08/24/2013) [-]
related
User avatar #87 to #58 - entarasu (08/24/2013) [-]
imposible you cant put king near king
User avatar #97 to #87 - thegamerslife (08/24/2013) [-]
agreed, this picture is bs.
User avatar #111 to #87 - alarmdemon (08/24/2013) [-]
that is a queen
User avatar #115 to #111 - alarmdemon (08/24/2013) [-]
plus that would be a stupid ass move.when it was the white sides turn they could take the black sides queen.
User avatar #117 to #115 - Dwarf (08/24/2013) [-]
What? The knight prevents him from doing that.
User avatar #128 to #117 - alarmdemon (08/25/2013) [-]
oh.your right good thinking.
User avatar #113 to #111 - entarasu (08/24/2013) [-]
ah **** i am stupid
#21 - MasterManiac (08/24/2013) [-]
Soz for quality, but related.
#91 to #21 - dross (08/24/2013) [-]
Quality? Fine. Size? Too small.
Quality? Fine. Size? Too small.
#104 to #103 - iftheshoefits (08/24/2013) [-]
here even smaller
here even smaller
User avatar #108 to #104 - wtfduud ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
You still need to see what it is.
#23 to #21 - MasterManiac (08/24/2013) [-]
Also related.
User avatar #77 to #23 - dsgbiohazard (08/24/2013) [-]
Did YOU save these as thumbnails...?
#94 to #77 - MasterManiac (08/24/2013) [-]
I saved them in the best quality I could find. I even Tineyed them to try and find better quality or size, but there was nothing.
I saved them in the best quality I could find. I even Tineyed them to try and find better quality or size, but there was nothing.
#95 to #94 - dsgbiohazard (08/24/2013) [-]
Don't be sorry, pity the fool who saved them as thumbnails.
User avatar #9 - cheeziswin (08/24/2013) [-]
How Chess Was Meant To Be Played
#100 - turretbuddy (08/24/2013) [-]
I don't know why but a pet peeve of mine is when people call a knight a horse.

It's called a knight you tards
#123 to #100 - semantic (08/24/2013) [-]
Here we say
(Translated)
King
Queen
Horse
Tower
Runner
Farmer
#125 to #123 - acask (08/24/2013) [-]
**acask rolled a random image posted in comment #4318721 at Click an item and pick it up ** but they really are
king
queen
knight
rook
bishop
pawn
...
#129 to #125 - semantic (08/25/2013) [-]
**semantic rolled a random image posted in comment #336 at Choose ** That would be correct
#93 - John Cena (08/24/2013) [-]
BACON AND NUTELLA ARE OVERRATED. MAN OF STEEL WASN'T AS BAD AS PEOPLE SAID IT WAS. I'VE NEVER WATCHED AVATAR. MY LITTLE PONY IS THE MOST HIDEOUS CANCER ON THE INTERNET. 2010 FUNNYJUNK > 2013 FUNNYJUNK. ARCEUS IS ALSO OVERRATED. OCARINA OF TIME IS NOT THE BEST GAME EVER. ANCHORMAN 2 IS PROBABLY GOING TO SUCK, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO WATCH IT ANYWAY. THE HALF-LIFE GAMES REALLY AREN'T THAT GREAT IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT. POKÉMON'S 5TH GENERATION REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD. TUMBLR IS FOR TEENAGE "DEPRESSED" GIRLS, WHO CRAVE ATTENTION LIKE ZOMBIES DROOL OVER HUMAN FLESH. THE 90'S WEREN'T THAT GOOD. DBZ IS NOT THAT BAD. THE SIMPSONS HAVEN'T BEEN FUNNY IN WELL OVER A DECADE. SOUTH KOREA IS BEST KOREA. I BET MOST FUNNYJUNKERS WON'T KNOW WHO THE DESIGNER WAS. ROCK IS DEAD. SMOSH AREN'T FUNNY ANYMORE.
User avatar #96 to #93 - thegamerslife (08/24/2013) [-]
idk how I feel about this post.
User avatar #119 to #93 - mrnoodlez (08/24/2013) [-]
I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
User avatar #120 to #93 - russianbusinessman (08/24/2013) [-]
You are right, Man of Steel wasn't as bad as people said it was. IT WAS ******* WORSE.
User avatar #30 - mienkampf (08/24/2013) [-]
source is buttersafe!!!!! Even if you already knew, I think they deserve the mention, they're great www.buttersafe.com
User avatar #31 to #30 - yuukoku (08/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for doing what OP neglected to do, although he probably got this from a couple weeks ago, so he probably didn't know himself.
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User avatar #4 - reican (08/24/2013) [-]
more like a fortified moveable tower with troops inside, a knight on the horse ready to cut your head off and a lady that flirts her way into security then backstab.
#5 to #4 - John Cena (08/24/2013) [-]
lady? really? really? lady is what you think the third one is? really?
User avatar #20 to #4 - assdoreponyfucker (08/24/2013) [-]
Actually the rook symbolizes a chariot, not a fortified moveable tower.
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User avatar #121 to #69 - reican (08/24/2013) [-]
stop begging for green you Swede
User avatar #6 to #4 - adu (08/24/2013) [-]
The one with a hat is actually a bishop. Not sure what military significance they have.
#15 to #6 - announcement (08/24/2013) [-]
Wololo
Wololo
#56 to #15 - rieskimo (08/24/2013) [-]
Dat spoiler.
#7 to #6 - nonumbershere (08/24/2013) [-]
I don't believe they are intended to have military significance. I think they are supposed to be representatives of the church in the king's court.
User avatar #18 to #7 - highpriestcaco (08/24/2013) [-]
Well, in the original chess:

King = King
Queen = Nationalism of the people
Bishop = Viziers
Horse = Cavalry
Tower = War elephants
Pawn = Infantry

I read somewhere that bishops where supposed to be archers. Although could explain their movement (they can sneakly hit a piece) this theory lacks on historical sources.
User avatar #22 to #18 - assdoreponyfucker (08/24/2013) [-]
I do believe that Rooks were used to symbolize chariots, explaining their movements since chariots were hard to turn
#16 to #6 - nakedclothes (08/24/2013) [-]
they're the only people in the world who can move diagonally, that's how you get a job in a church, by learning how to walk diagonally
User avatar #79 to #16 - itsnotfunny (08/24/2013) [-]
Then I guess everybody in the new pokemon are bishops.
User avatar #25 to #6 - ishitniggers (08/24/2013) [-]
wolololooooo
User avatar #11 to #6 - threeeighteen (08/24/2013) [-]
They could be used to convert the enemy troops, like in Age of Empires.
User avatar #14 to #6 - reican (08/24/2013) [-]
wolollolo
User avatar #12 to #6 - crowdpleazer (08/24/2013) [-]
i forget who said it but "an army that believes its god will protect them even fallen in battle is a army that cannot be destroyed" . course i might also be think of father mortello or whats his name from full metal alchemist
#34 to #12 - pozeby (08/24/2013) [-]
Cornello
User avatar #24 to #6 - thornberry (08/24/2013) [-]
bishops were extremely powerful in the medieval times, they were more statesmen than clergymen
User avatar #19 to #6 - completeaddiction **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [-]
Well in most other parts of the world the bishop is an elephant. I think only European cultures value religious leaders to have any significance in war.
User avatar #13 to #6 - schmuxy ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
wizardry
User avatar #52 - vrthbvyfa (08/24/2013) [-]
In 1066 in the battle between King of England Godwinson and William the bastard of Normandy, when William was mistaken for dead his entire army started to flee.

If you are fighting a war for someone, if they die then there isn't much point in continuing.

William wasn't dead, took off his helmet and exclaimed, his army got back together turned around and cut down some of godwinson's troops who had been slaughtering the fleeing Normans.
#102 - cesary (08/24/2013) [-]
even Kasparow would have a problem
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