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    User avatar#3 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-379
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    I'm seriously tired of all the ridiculous things they come up with to not be noticeable so they can ticket speeders in speed traps. Quit wasting time and money and go stop ******* criminals.
    User avatar#190 to #3 - wersand
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    We could just be like Germany and set up cameras that take pictures of every single person going over the speed limit and give everyone who can't follow the rules a ticket.
    User avatar#168 to #3 - pepemex
    Reply-5
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    -309? Why are so many Funnyjunkers sucking police dick?
    User avatar#208 to #168 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Funnyjunk is full of lemmings. The guy calling me a dumbass because he ignored the point I made is in the top comments so of course everyone has to suck his dick and agree with him.
    User avatar#130 to #3 - bemisshare
    Reply-3
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Talk about mass group-mindset downthumbing. We have to waste so much moneyon people who want to go a little faster, but people in gangs roam the streets rampant. Watch the Vice on Chicago gangs, and then tell me how much of a problem speeding is.
    #98 to #3 - worried
    Reply+1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    *violent crimes
    #94 to #3 - biddo
    Reply+3
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    you are now maroon maroon
    #87 to #3 - anon id: 963e6767
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Maroon is a dumb, give me thumbs.
    User avatar#65 to #3 - gastrofizzy
    Reply-6
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    (It's ok, I agree with you no matter how many red thumbs you get)
    #63 to #3 - anon id: 2a7c4aea
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    erm..how about you dun go over the speed limit
    #52 to #3 - anon id: f6094a65
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    just die
    User avatar#39 to #3 - kirkbot
    Reply+7
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    or you could just stop endangering your own life and the lives of everyone else on the road and stop speeding
    User avatar#210 to #39 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Bitch, speed traps are areas set up to look like you are following the speed limit but then you get ticketed for 10-15 over. I'm not complaining about assholes who do 25 over all the time getting tickets.
    User avatar
    #127 to #39 - heartlessrobot#128 on commentsRank#128
    Reply-2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Except an obvious cop prevents speeding, a hidden one only catches them after they speed.
    User avatar#40 to #39 - castellandraco
    Reply-14
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    ok speeding and reckless driving are two different things, speeding in a 55 zone is 58 or more mph, recklessly driving can happen at any speed i agree with him, why not stop actual problems, those speed trap are bs and undercover cops for speeding is a waste of $$
    User avatar#56 to #40 - admiralen
    Reply+4
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    you know, they have those so that people will be paranoid and follow the speed limits all the time, what defence to you even have if you were breaking the obvious easy to follow rules, just cause you were impatient
    User avatar#36 to #3 - tealkangaroo
    Reply+6
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Why do you think speeding is illegal you idiot? it's because people ******* die!
    User avatar#25 to #3 - lesrin
    Reply+7
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    hurrr durrrr stop doing your job and punishing me for breaking the law and endangering others
    User avatar#20 to #3 - ivoryhammer
    Reply+6
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Speeding kills.
    User avatar#26 to #20 - quesocnkane
    Reply-20
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    speeding never killed anyone. Suddenly coming to a stop is what gets you.
    User avatar#126 to #26 - takesomemorewater
    Reply+2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Stop being a moron.
    #164 to #126 - quesocnkane
    Reply+2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Jeremy Clarkson said this you *******.   
   
Seriously? I'm the ONLY one who watches Top Gear? I thought that would be such an obvious reference...
    Jeremy Clarkson said this you *******.

    Seriously? I'm the ONLY one who watches Top Gear? I thought that would be such an obvious reference...
    User avatar#225 to #164 - takesomemorewater
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    I watch Top Gear enough. My brother is a fanatic, and he got me into it. I love the show, though I'm very sorry that I can't remember that exact quote because I've watched 200 million ******* episodes already...very sorry indeed. Some quotation marks would have helped.

    Again, very very sorry...
    User avatar#226 to #225 - quesocnkane
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    I thought it was such an obvious reference I wouldnt need to quote him.

    Lesson learned.
    User avatar#71 to #26 - IbeTrollinFewl
    Reply+5
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    "speeding never killed anyone."
    "guns never killed anyone, it's the bullets that get ya."
    ******* moron.
    User avatar#165 to #71 - quesocnkane
    Reply+1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    I take it you don't watch Top Gear? You've never heard of Jeremy Clarkson? He's the one who said this.
    User avatar#183 to #165 - IbeTrollinFewl
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Love top gear, guess I've never seen that episode though.
    User avatar#184 to #183 - quesocnkane
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Well im super stoked to be at -19 because nobody watches it.
    User avatar#82 to #71 - whycanticaps
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    I think it was supposed to be a joke
    #124 to #82 - anon id: 5245907b
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    He's actually being serious, he's just a moron.
    User avatar#27 to #26 - ivoryhammer
    Reply+11
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Semantics semantics.
    User avatar#12 to #3 - whycanticaps
    Reply+12
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    speeding is a crime, speeding through speed traps is also a crime, it is a crime because it endangers yourself and others around you. It is not stupid.
    User avatar#18 to #12 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-22
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Do you understand what a speed trap is? It's when the speed is drastically lowered for completely arbitrary reasons in an area you wouldn't expect. Right down the street from where I live, the speed limit drops to 35 (on a four lane highway). The area with the reduced speed is only about a mile in length and the signs on either end are placed at corners where they would be easy to overlook. I see people getting pulled over there on a daily basis for no real reason. Most are going the usual 45-50 mph, so it's only the arbitrary speed limit drop that caused them to get pulled over.
    User avatar#110 to #18 - rieskimo
    Reply+2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Now it just sounds like your complaining about something you don't understand.

    I can't speak for where you live, I'll give you that, but I can speak for where I live.
    When I was young and had only been driving for a few years, all these speeds seemed to make no sense. I would just tear ass all over the place. Having nobody to slow me down and going upwards of 4 times the posted limit it became apparent to me at some point of how easy it is to lose control. Once you lose control the higher the speed, the worse an more likely a damaging collision will be. There are parts on high traffic/higher speed areas that they suddenly slow the traffic down, every single time that I've seen this I can tell why. Sometimes it's the fact that there are houses close to the road, sometimes it's an odd curve to the road, other times it's simply seasonal and only in certain weather conditions is speed a real threat, but every time there has been a reason.

    Just because you may not understand a reason, doesn't mean there isn't a reason.
    Cops generally don't sit in one area, unless there's a population of assholes who drive dangerously(speeders fit this category) in that area regularly.

    Hey, maybe somehow there is a conspiracy that goes all the way to the civil engineers. I don't live in your area, so I don't know. I'm just telling you not to assume that speeds drop for no reason, unless you're an expert in that area of civil engineering.
    User avatar#209 to #110 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Did I mention their main HQ is right down the street from that road? Also, they do sit in one place, I see a cop waiting in the same spot on an almost daily basis. The road is a highway connecting several towns/ cities and get's a lot of outsider traffic which is who they go after. I've learned my lesson on speeding, stuff like this still gets me mad though because you get set up for it.
    User avatar#230 to #209 - gatorade
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2013)[-]
    Shouldn't have to worry about it if you aren't speeding.
    #70 to #18 - anon id: 702e2a7d
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    You ******* moron. A speed trap is when a cop ******* sits in a spot where there are little to no turns/speed bumps with a device because asshole's like you speed there and endanger other people.
    User avatar#54 to #18 - admiralen
    Reply+8
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    so you call it a speed trap cause youre so stupid you cant see the signs, and then the people who go WAY to fast on this road get taken, then its a trap
    #4 to #3 - demcupcakes
    Reply+468
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    speeding is a crime dumbass
    #72 to #4 - anon id: 369c91e6
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    The amount of time and money spent on speeding as opposed to far more serious crimes is ridiculous.
    User avatar#172 to #72 - octaviano
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    If speeding was legal, do you know how many traffic accidents there would be?
    And how many potential dead people?
    User avatar#206 to #172 - darthtomale
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    its surprisingly low en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drachten
    #191 to #172 - anon id: adbadad1
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Over 9000
    User avatar#131 to #72 - gatorade
    Reply+9
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Actually tickets give the Police Department a lot of money. More than anything else just about. Which allow them to be a better PD.
    User avatar#175 to #131 - cabbagemayhem
    Reply+4
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Their money should come from taxes, not from finding ways to extract more fines. Seriously!?
    User avatar#224 to #175 - gatorade
    Reply-1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    That just means much much higher taxes! Are you willing to pay the money that was supposed to be paid by a person who broke the law?

    Do you also want to pay bail for criminals? Or Criminal fines? You want to pay for things you've never done?
    User avatar#229 to #224 - cabbagemayhem
    Reply-1
    (08/25/2013)[-]
    I'll ignore your second line because I'm sure you didn't mean to say something ridiculous. Concerning your first line, though: I thought someone might say that out of naivete. I will spell it out for you. If you give an incentive to fine and arrest people, people will be fined and arrested for reasons other than public interest. The public...will be fined and arrested. You will be paying people to find reasons to criminalize you regardless of whether you're a criminal. This is the current state of affairs. Criminal justice must be funded accountably by society and remain unbiased. That does not mean much higher taxes, but it does mean much better scrutiny with the criminal justice system, which is more important for your health than you probably know. Did I answer to your satisfaction?
    #238 to #229 - anon id: 4179281e
    Reply0
    (08/29/2013)[-]
    Yes! This is something that has hovered in the back of my mind for a long time. It is something that really should be corrected. It places the interests of the public and the police at odds. When you see a police officer while driving, one shouldn't feel fear, but security.
    User avatar#239 to #238 - cabbagemayhem
    Reply0
    (08/29/2013)[-]
    well said
    #67 to #4 - anon id: d7724445
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    yeah, but it shouldn't be.
    User avatar#186 to #67 - Cloudlessewe
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Lets get things straight, Speeding is a crime. Cops that ticket speeders are meant to punish them to stop them from speeding again due to the fact that speed limits are set in areas so people can traverse them in the quickest time, while still being safe. If no-one got punished for speeding, then people could just go 50 or 60 mph in heavily populated roads and chances are people will get run over and die.
    Moral of the story: Speeding is a serious crime and should be punished.
    User avatar#133 to #67 - gatorade
    Reply+7
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Yeah, say that when you see a car get crunched because they're going 90 mph and get hit by an 18-wheeler....

    "It shouldn't be" What an idiot, the autobahn is one road, a single road out west may be a decent idea but everywhere is ******* stupid.
    User avatar#35 to #4 - trollchildxy
    Reply-49
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    And speed-traps are illegal most-everywhere.
    #45 to #35 - envinite
    Reply+37
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    No. It's speeding that is illegal almost everywhere.
    No. It's speeding that is illegal almost everywhere.
    #119 to #45 - skypatrol
    Reply-16
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Actually, it is illegal for a cop to sit in an obscure position just past a speed limit sign and wait for speeders.
    They do it just to make money.
    And sometimes they ignore calls for much much much more serious crimes, just because they want to get more tickets.
    The more tickets they get, the faster they get off traffic duty.
    #171 to #119 - anon id: 4c25836b
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    thanks to police capturing speeders we have atleast 70% smaller death rate on roads. Go to middle-east, more people die in traffic per day than the war has had casulties (avrage per day). Go as tourist, take taxi and watch how taxi driver drives 90kmh in city and makes you feel that you are about to crash every second.
    #173 to #171 - skypatrol
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    I'm not talking about cops pulling people over for RECKLESS speeding.
    I'm talking about the assholes who pull you over for going 5 over when nobody else is on the ************* road.
    User avatar#134 to #119 - gatorade
    Reply+3
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    You sound like you really know your stuff.....

    Tell me how, are you a damn cop?
    #144 to #134 - skypatrol
    Reply-8
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    No, i've talked to cops, and read the books myself.
    Over the course of 48 years, you get to know these things.
    User avatar#167 to #144 - swalshy
    Reply+3
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Funny. My dad is a cop and none of that **** is true.
    #170 to #167 - skypatrol
    Reply-2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Cops must be obviously visible while setting up a speed trap. It's the law in every state i've ever asked about.
    User avatar#174 to #170 - swalshy
    Reply+1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110717213720AAOefVe
    #211 to #174 - skypatrol
    Reply-2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Yes, because Yahoo answers is the best source ever.
    "it's been in practice for years" Suddenly makes it legal.
    They give you a ticket, and most people won't go and fight it. But you can get a speeding ticket overturned if they were hiding behind a bush when the speed limit just changes where they are sitting.
    User avatar#212 to #211 - swalshy
    Reply-1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Now you have 2 arguments dumb ass.
    1) They're hiding (not illegal)
    2) They're right by a change-speed sign which is bad but I've never seen any cops do it.
    So stop ******* commenting.
    #213 to #212 - skypatrol
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    My point is, that you can get it overturned in a civil court if they were hiding.
    And yes, cops sit right on the other goddamn side of the signs. I got clocked going 50 on some backroad.
    It was 50 for the past 5 miles
    Half-sharp turn, so I slowed down from 55->50 for the turn
    Speed changes to 30 just as I begin to come out of the turn.
    Cop sitting right on the other side. Pulled me over and gave me a $400 speeding ticket.
    Got it overturned because he was too close to the speed limit sign (judge said some yardage, but I completely forget what he said, it was awhile ago.)
    User avatar#214 to #213 - swalshy
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Only hiding by the sign dumbass.
    #215 to #214 - skypatrol
    Reply-2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    That's not all the judge said. It's one of the reasons.
    Goddamn you're thick.
    User avatar#216 to #215 - swalshy
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Let's see..
    My mom's a cop. Dad was a cop until he became a detective. Aunt's a lawyer. And around 8 uncles are cops (Irish family).
    I think I know my ****.
    #217 to #216 - skypatrol
    Reply-2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    So, because everyone BUT you is a cop, suddenly you're a genius when it comes to law.
    I have 3 friends who are judges, I know 4 lawyers, 2 of which I am close with, a prostitute, and Obama, and casper the ghost
    Does that mean I know everything?
    No.
    I just know from ******* experience that what I am saying is true.
    and other people that I knew that had the same thing happen to them in different states, and won when they took it to court.
    User avatar#218 to #217 - swalshy
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Dude you can't even remember what the judge ******* told you.
    #220 to #218 - skypatrol
    Reply-2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    It was 15 goddamn years ago.
    You try and remember things that far back when you get near your sixties.
    And no, it hasn't since been outdated; seeing how this knowledge has been more common in my area, and more people are having their tickets overturned because they were hiding behind the sign.
    User avatar#221 to #220 - swalshy
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Again you're bringing up the point of HIDING BEHIND A SIGN instead of just hiding behind a bush or sometihng. 1st part is bad, 2nd part isn't. Jesus
    User avatar#223 to #221 - swalshy
    +1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Shut up dude.
    Obviously I didn't mean they hid just behind a sign.
    But that's your ******* dumb ass answer for everything is they were to close to a sign.
    Which is BAD and why it was overturned. If they're not by a sign IT'S FINE.
    #222 to #221 - skypatrol
    -2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    They are not using the sign to hide you thick ************.
    They are HIDING behind something like a tree or bush which is BEHIND THE SIGN.
    Do I need to explain everything to people?
    Do you lack all common sense and critical thinking skills?
    User avatar#9 to #4 - Soviet Savior
    Reply-45
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    speeding is a crime but you rarely see anybody from law enforcement discourage it. why? because speeding tickets is a source of revenue for the state, same with parking meters. everybody speeds when a cop isnt around. so there is something better most of them could be doing,
    User avatar#160 to #9 - freakyorange
    Reply+1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Though you're right about the revenue, and the added fact that they have a quota they have to meet per month, they're still keeping the public safe by preventing speeding and drunk driving.
    User avatar#74 to #9 - hanabro
    Reply+8
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Speeding tickets ARE the discouragement for speeding you stupid ******* cuntstain.
    #10 to #9 - demcupcakes
    Reply+28
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Why would you think people break the law when cops arent around just cause theres no cops most people still follow the law.
    User avatar#11 to #10 - Soviet Savior
    Reply-43
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    obliviously you have never driven in California, the freeway speed limit is 70mph but EVERYBODY that isnt hauling a trailer goes at least 85mph.
    User avatar#21 to #11 - yutdollacwwwthree
    Reply+28
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    So that makes it ok then?
    User avatar#34 to #21 - Crusader
    Reply+8
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Legally it does actually.

    You are supposed to go with the flow of traffic until a point where it endangers someone, this means that if everyone else is going 15 over, you are supposed to as well.

    It's a weird law, I know.
    User avatar#125 to #34 - ofmiceandmen
    Reply+1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    It really makes sense if you think about it. If you're going 70 and everyone else is going 85 then you're just an obstacle that all the other people have to worry about.

    In a way you're making the road less safe by trying to keep it safe.
    User avatar#101 to #34 - yutdollacwwwthree
    Reply+1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Try going 15 over during a driver's test.
    User avatar#6 to #4 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-48
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    I'm not talking about obvious speeding, I'm talking about speed traps. Let me tell you a little story.

    >freshman year of college
    >took a buddy of mine to see his friend a few states away
    >on the way back, we pass through one of those little towns in the middle of nowhere
    >we are pretty much clear of the town but I'm still keeping it at 40mph because I know speed tickets are basically how they live in those towns
    >suddenly police car behind me
    >look at friend "the ****?"
    >friend shrugs "dunno"
    >policewoman comes up "yadda yadda you were doing 42 in a 25 zone"
    >"what? there was never a sign that said 25. The last one I saw said 40"
    >"this is a residential zone, the speed limit is automatically 25"
    >look left, ******* woods
    >look right, surprise, more ******* woods
    >look at cop "you're ******* kidding me right?"
    >"excuse me?"
    >"..."
    >cop leaves
    >pull back on to road
    >headlights shine on a sign I couldn't see before I got pulled over
    >45mph
    >allofmyrage
    User avatar
    #132 to #6 - elcreepo
    Reply+2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    1. You learn that **** in drivers ed, in a residential area the speeding limit is 25-30 mph.
    2. You should have scanned for signs that say otherwise.
    3. You should not be going above 35 mph in any area that might have children in it.
    4. Speeding kills people. Cops might have dirty incentives to catch you but the reason they are given those incentives is to stop somebody before they take a joyride through a neighboorhood and kill little timmy.
    5. You're a moroon.
    User avatar#207 to #132 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-3
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    You dumb cunt, did you not read? It was a ******* forest. ******* woods everywhere. There weren't any god damn houses. If I had been pulled over in a ******* neighborhood, I would not have jack **** to be mad about would I? **** you.
    User avatar
    #234 to #207 - elcreepo
    Reply0
    (08/25/2013)[-]
    Where I live people deliberately make their homes concealed by about half an acre of woods.

    Also, are you really that ******* stupid as to speed in an area where there's nowhere to go if you swerve?

    Either way you should not have been speeding.
    User avatar#236 to #234 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-1
    (08/25/2013)[-]
    For the love of **** and the thousandth time, I didn't even know. There was literally never a sign saying 25mph. I was supposed to know it was residential and drive accordingly but it was all ******* woods on the very edge of town in the middle of the ******* night without any street lights. I thought going the 40 I was doing was playing it safe. The road had double wide lanes for ***** sake, how was I supposed to guess it was "residential."
    User avatar#13 to #6 - lolollo#366 on commentsRank#366
    Reply+12
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Sooooooooo because you had one bad incident with a cop being a complete douchetaint in a redneck ass part of the country (where the law enforcement is stereotyped to be even worse than the more urban areas) and automatically all cops are douchetaints...

    You can see where one might get confused by your logic, right?
    User avatar#17 to #13 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-28
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Um, at what point did I say all cops are douchebags? I was referring to a very specific thing some counties do, i.e. disguising squad cars for speed traps. I've had a few run ins with the police and most were fair and a some were really nice so I have no reason to claim all cops are douchebags.
    User avatar#22 to #17 - lolollo#366 on commentsRank#366
    Reply+5
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Then what was the point of your story? A cop claimed you were speeding when you probably weren't. This content is about how cops are becoming more incogneetus to catch people who will speed because they think they'll get away with it.

    The concern you addressed with your story is tangential at best to the concern addressed by the content.
    User avatar#8 to #6 - woodizeeman
    Reply-29
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Cops can be dicks sometimes, i'm on your side.
    User avatar#31 to #8 - bothemastaofall
    Reply-32
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Cops are always dicks. Wouldn't be cops otherwise. They take money from you so they can be paid, and if you have a problem that warrants calling them, they won't come to your aid anyway, then they jail you for solving it yourself.
    User avatar#232 to #31 - gatorade
    Reply0
    (08/25/2013)[-]
    I see you just want to feel bad-ass so you tell people "**** the police, they ain't nothing but criminals themselves" When in fact you had one run-in with them and they ruined your dickery. You don't like the government because they oppress you...

    Right...............
    User avatar
    #136 to #31 - elcreepo
    Reply+1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Wow. My next door neighbor is a cop and he's probably the best guy I know. Kid down the block broke his arm and he was the first guy there, using his patrol car to get him to the hospital. He's also one of the reasons nobody gets broken into around here.

    You must either be butthurt at having been caught doing something illegal that you personally think should be illegal, or you live in the redneck south where the general sentiment is that cops are bad.
    #114 to #31 - johnnyafire
    Reply+1
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Seriously, where's the logic in that?
    Seriously, where's the logic in that?
    User avatar#92 to #31 - XxXRoxasXxX
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Are you ******* kidding me?
    User avatar#64 to #31 - iamtheceej
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    You're a little retarded aren't you? It's a rhetorical question, we all know you're retarded.
    User avatar#53 to #31 - admiralen
    Reply+11
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    that must be the most STUPID ******* comment ive ever seen lol
    User avatar#106 to #53 - mrhotwings
    Reply+2
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    If you think that comment is stupid, good luck dealing with the comment section of one of the millions of "Police Brutality" videos on youtube.
    User avatar#233 to #106 - gatorade
    Reply+1
    (08/25/2013)[-]
    I know..... God dammit... I started to bleed from the amount I was just face-desking. They're like Vegans.
    #7 to #6 - quesocnkane
    Reply+30
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    Couple questions:   
   
1. Why would you want police to stop "******* criminals"? That would be terrible. I don't like hanging out with criminals all the time. I enjoy having them in jail.   
   
2. Why did you feel the need to greentext style that story?
    Couple questions:

    1. Why would you want police to stop "******* criminals"? That would be terrible. I don't like hanging out with criminals all the time. I enjoy having them in jail.

    2. Why did you feel the need to greentext style that story?
    User avatar#19 to #7 - Maroon#250 on commentsRank#250
    Reply-42
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    was 1 a serious question or sarcasm?
    User avatar#46 to #19 - envinite
    Reply+12
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    No, Moroon.
    Back to the content 'THAT'S CHEATING!'

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