Damn it, God.. Shut the door to the ark... the door he opened was to HELL Jesus HAIL Satan God Noah ark Penis
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - teranin
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(08/23/2013) [-]
the door he opened was to HELL
User avatar #2 to #1 - xalfalfax **User deleted account**
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(08/23/2013) [-]
whats the sauce on this picture?
#3 to #2 - teranin
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Diebuster.  great anime, watch Gunbuster first.
Diebuster. great anime, watch Gunbuster first.
User avatar #11 to #3 - whycanticaps
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(08/24/2013) [-]
oh **** yes that looks awesome. I'm watching those, thanks
User avatar #10 to #3 - zenherp
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(08/24/2013) [-]
that animation looks like gurren lagann mixed with trigun
User avatar #4 to #3 - xalfalfax **User deleted account**
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is it a just a fight anime or is there a romance sub-plot too
User avatar #5 to #4 - teranin
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well I don't know if I'd call it "romance" per se but there is a deep, compelling plot. Much more of a romance type arc in Gunbuster.
User avatar #6 to #5 - xalfalfax **User deleted account**
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when i said romance i ment like is it JUST fighting or is there any love
User avatar #7 to #6 - teranin
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that's what I'm saying, it's not that clear-cut of a dichotomy. It's not all fighting, and the plot is compelling.
User avatar #8 to #7 - xalfalfax **User deleted account**
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ok so gunbuster then diebuster?
User avatar #9 to #8 - teranin
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Yeah. Without gunbuster the context of the subplot of diebuster won't make much sense.
#19 - ggdhindo
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(08/24/2013) [-]
swim damn it!
#12 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
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well i mean    
   
big man did tell Noah to warn everyone about the flood.    
   
did they listen? **** yea they did.. how else are they suppose to hear?
well i mean

big man did tell Noah to warn everyone about the flood.

did they listen? **** yea they did.. how else are they suppose to hear?
User avatar #13 to #12 - skypatrol [OP]
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Listening and hearing are two different things...
User avatar #14 to #13 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
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Tell that to the drowning ancestors

I bet they will listen.

User avatar #15 to #14 - skypatrol [OP]
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Technically, following the bible's idea of how things happened:
They aren't our ancestors at all. No human would be related to anyone that had died from the flood.
User avatar #17 to #15 - javalavalay **User deleted account**
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You got a good point there.

#16 to #15 - sanguinesolitude
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User avatar #20 to #16 - vilememory
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So... were all the product of incest then?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sanguinesolitude
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biblically doubly so.

adam and eve first...
Though the ark had noah and his 3 sons, and they each had an unrelated wife. So its less incestuous, but still definitely incestous.
#22 to #21 - anon id: 142a1bab
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adam and eve were not sibling... Eve was a clone splice from Adam's rib. Technically it was masturbation.
#37 to #22 - nhk
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Even if Eve was a clone she would still be a separate entity. I'm not sure if it technically counts as "incest" but it's definitely even worse than incest.
User avatar #23 to #22 - sanguinesolitude
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i meant their kids... if there are only 2 people, then everyone is a product of incest between their children.... obviously.
User avatar #29 to #23 - listerthepessimist
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and they had two sons, work that out
User avatar #39 to #29 - skypatrol [OP]
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Everyone banged Eve.
User avatar #30 to #29 - sanguinesolitude
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"When Adam had lived one hundred and thirty years, he became the father of a son in his own likeness, according to his image, and named him Seth. 4 Then the days of Adam after he became the father of Seth were eight hundred years, and he had other sons and daughters."

Genesis 5: 3-4

he had daughters too, they just werent worth naming. traditionally It is thought to have been 33 sons and 33 daughters. Who of course married eachother. But no banging mom.
User avatar #33 to #30 - listerthepessimist
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an incredible lifespan too
User avatar #35 to #33 - coolcalx
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they were using a lunar calendar, not a solar one.

they lived normal lifespans.

also, even if that WASN'T how life was created, we're still sort of products of incest in the long run.
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User avatar #40 to #20 - skypatrol [OP]
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Back then, incest wasn't so bad... It was morally and socially acceptable.
Plus, there wasn't many genetical impurities yet, and the ones they had, were too small to notice... yet; because man had not been around for too long.
So the incest would have produced perfectly normal babies.
Whereas today, we all have genetic impurities, but they are contained to us, and are too small to show in out own bodies.
BUT - If you were to **** your sister and have kids, since your sister probably has the same genetical mistake; that mistake would be doubled in the kid; and can cause things like 6 toes, an extra arm, an abnormally long tail (we all have them in the fetus, but this one may not go away)
and will then lead to complications because of blood pressure.... etc.
#18 to #12 - slumberdonkey
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>Be me
>Be living thousands of years ago
>Some crazy guy comes up to me saying that a man in the sky is going to make it rain until everything dies
>He says he's going to make a boat and put two of every animal on it

mfw
User avatar #24 to #18 - stgfilitov
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that story might not go well up in scotland.....
#31 - bandykoot
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Aren't they like two feet from the shore?
#36 - trollzoll
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User avatar #34 - klokwork
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God is air pressure?
#28 - copyhat
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We're ready for the next flood.
User avatar #32 to #28 - unikornanarkyh
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Something is out of place here... I can't... I just can't figure it out.
#41 to #32 - skypatrol [OP]
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is this it
User avatar #27 - hideyoshi
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so, did no other people at this time have boats? serious question
User avatar #38 to #27 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account**
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well the story said that the flood was world wide, but it was probably in just the area where noah lived if it did happen, the place was quite poor so there would only be fishing boats that wouldn't last for long.
User avatar #26 - SlowpokeForever
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Well, he shut the door to the Ark and opened the door to the afterlife. Not entirely a sane move, but the quote's not technically wrong.
#25 - buddydms
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(08/24/2013) [-]
God Damnit God. Quit letting all the cool air out of the house its 100 degrees outside.