Damn it, God.. Shut the door to the ark... the door he opened was to HELL Jesus HAIL Satan God Noah ark Penis
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Damn it, God.

Shut the door to the ark.

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Submitted: 08/23/2013
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#1 - teranin ONLINE (08/23/2013) [+] (10 replies)
the door he opened was to HELL
#19 - ggdhindo (08/24/2013) [-]
swim damn it!
#12 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (08/24/2013) [+] (19 replies)
well i mean    
   
big man did tell Noah to warn everyone about the flood.    
   
did they listen? 						****					 yea they did.. how else are they suppose to hear?
well i mean

big man did tell Noah to warn everyone about the flood.

did they listen? **** yea they did.. how else are they suppose to hear?
#31 - bandykoot (08/24/2013) [-]
Aren't they like two feet from the shore?
User avatar #34 - klokwork (08/24/2013) [-]
God is air pressure?
#28 - copyhat (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
We're ready for the next flood.
User avatar #27 - hideyoshi ONLINE (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
so, did no other people at this time have boats? serious question
User avatar #26 - SlowpokeForever (08/24/2013) [-]
Well, he shut the door to the Ark and opened the door to the afterlife. Not entirely a sane move, but the quote's not technically wrong.
#25 - buddydms (08/24/2013) [-]
God Damnit God. Quit letting all the cool air out of the house its 100 degrees outside.
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