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My father will hear of this friendship!

not mine, found on pleated jeans

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Submitted: 08/23/2013
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User avatar #1 - IAmManbearpig (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
"their friendship destroyed all of the horcruxes, brought harry's parents back to life, everyone was Nic Cage, and nothing hurt. The End"
User avatar #8 - bigmroark (08/24/2013) [+] (10 replies)
I wanna read a version of harry potter, where he let the little piece of voldemort that is inside him to influence his actions to become the darkest wizard of all time, one that is so evil and powerful that voldemort himself fears the evil that is the boy who lived.
#20 - Loppytaffy (08/24/2013) [-]
Actually, I think it woudl have been easier for him to get along with Snape, had this been the case. And he'd have access to more information about the Death Eathers related to Slytherin students.
It would have been easier for Harry to confide in Snape and to prevent deaths and such.

And Malfoy could have turned out better, less confused, if he had a close friend helping him come to terms with his inner conflict over where his loyalty lies.
User avatar #2 - hhhghhg (08/24/2013) [+] (38 replies)
"Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality" is kinda like this, but changes more then just the handshake

link to the story: www.fanfiction.net/s/5782108/1/Harry-Potter-and-the-Methods-of-Rationality
User avatar #28 - lordlolland (08/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Both Harry and Neville fitted the prophecy, Voldemort feared and choose Harry because Harry was a half-blood like himself.

But what if he had chosen Neville because he feared that a pure-blood could become more powerful than himself?
#38 - deadpeople (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I can't read fanfics for the reason that they don't have the same writing style as the real author and it annoys the **** out of me.
User avatar #42 - Tiwtin (08/24/2013) [-]
I want a book in the same universe that isn't revolving around Harry. Because he's not powerful at all. He's just lucky.
#37 - CptDinosaurMagee (08/24/2013) [-]
Basically it would be Mean Girls except with magic.
#29 - emberstar (08/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #77 - atrumaliger (08/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Before anybody could respond to this ominous pronouncement, the dormitory doors opened
again and Mr. and Mrs. Weasley hurried up the ward. They had done no more than satisfy
themselves that Ron would make a full recovery on their last visit to the ward; now Mrs. Weasley
seized hold of Harry and hugged him very tighty.
“Dumbledore’s told us how you saved him with the bezoar,” she sobbed. “Oh, Harry, what can
we say? You saved Ginny…you saved Arthur…now you’ve saved Ron “Don’t be…I didn’t…” muttered Harry awkwardly.
“Half our family does seem to owe you their lives, now I stop and think about it,” Mr. Weasley
said in a constricted voice. “Well, all I can say is that it was a lucky day for the Weasleys when Ron
decided to sit in your compartment on the Hogwarts Express Harry.”
#49 - lefish (08/24/2013) [-]
If the Hogwarts Express got real tired of Voldemort's **** .
#45 - lefish (08/24/2013) [-]
They would have been friends, and Ron would have been all "He's an evil Slytherin!" and Harry would have been like "He's my FRIEND!" but then two days later Harry would be like, wait, Malfoy's racist and Ron's dumb, and then he'd make a friend who wouldn't hold him back, or be hella isolated and lonely, and throw himself into magic to escape that crushing desolation.
User avatar #32 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (08/24/2013) [-]
inb4 potter nerd tells you otherwise
User avatar #22 - phoeniz (08/24/2013) [-]
Chaos Therory
User avatar #19 - epie (08/24/2013) [-]
This is one of the best fanfictions i have ever read it should be like a second book to be honest. Its from Snapes point of view and very Snape/Harry focused and yes, he and draco become friends ^^ www.fanfiction.net/s/4912291/1/The-Best-Revenge
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