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User avatar #24 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
I don't understand the world.
I'm nineteen and I've only gotten to second base. What am I doing wrong?!
#163 to #24 - taurusguy (08/24/2013) [-]
Im 18 and havent even found a base yet.
User avatar #157 to #24 - thenikohero (08/24/2013) [-]
Its all about meeting the right one.

or just some horny ass bastard
#164 to #157 - taurusguy (08/24/2013) [-]
What if you meet the right horny ass bastard? I dont like horns on someone's ass
#167 to #164 - thenikohero (08/24/2013) [-]
THat my friend.

It's the description of LOOOOOOOVE
#168 to #167 - taurusguy (08/24/2013) [-]
Sign me up for 2 orders of LOOOOOOOVE then
User avatar #169 to #168 - thenikohero (08/24/2013) [-]
Wait 2? Are you planning on getting a lesbian slave as well? Then the deluxe edition is much better

I've heard
#170 to #169 - taurusguy (08/24/2013) [-]
Lesbian slave? I just figured i would get two use one and put one in the closet for the threesomes and when one of them breaks down
User avatar #171 to #170 - thenikohero (08/24/2013) [-]
Kay 2 of those you'll get.

Now, you'll get them within 2-4 days.

*NEEDS*
-Cum

-Lots of cum

-A smile
#172 to #171 - taurusguy (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, well, how do i clean them?
User avatar #173 to #172 - thenikohero (08/24/2013) [-]
You don't.

You just don't.
#174 to #173 - taurusguy (08/24/2013) [-]
Well thats awesome, very modern.
User avatar #175 to #174 - thenikohero (08/24/2013) [-]
Yea. Just feed them with cum and they are good to go.
User avatar #123 to #24 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
second base.....

Sensei, teach me your ways
User avatar #177 to #123 - pizzaweed (01/28/2014) [-]
Now that people are sufficiently unaware of this thread, I shall teach you how to get to second base.



insecure chicks that are your age

And other stuff. But if I gave away everything I would take al the challenge out of it
User avatar #178 to #177 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
***** you been digging for fossils or something? that's how old this is.

User avatar #179 to #178 - pizzaweed (01/28/2014) [-]
I'm reliving my comment glory days.

And I also made a promise to come back here to tell you my secret when no one else would show up here.


Did you even remember this content until I replied?
User avatar #180 to #179 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
mm nope, I'd need to see my comment first to jog the ole' memory.
User avatar #181 to #180 - pizzaweed (01/28/2014) [-]
Exactly. Now imagine all the other people who where in this thread who've completed forgot about it.

That's why I waited so long.
User avatar #182 to #181 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
Genius
User avatar #183 to #182 - pizzaweed (01/28/2014) [-]
It's also insane, but thank you for calling it genius
#114 to #24 - iamsofakingawesome (08/24/2013) [-]
Are you using google chrome?
User avatar #89 to #24 - weenieandthebutt (08/24/2013) [-]
Jesus, it's honestly not THAT bad. Second base is still good. I only ever had my first kiss at 19 and it was to a really obese munter (don't ask). If you think being 19 and reaching second base is bad, then what does that make me as a 24 year old being on the same level?
User avatar #125 to #89 - gangsterish (08/24/2013) [-]
ugly.
#127 to #125 - weenieandthebutt (08/24/2013) [-]
If you think it's all based on looks with guys, then you're just a naive, misinformed cunt nugget. I don't mean to sound like the self-proclaimed guy who thinks he's attractive but I  take care of my body and hair by working out and eating healthily and I've been called goodlooking/hot by a lot of girls other than my friends or on the internet. My problem (which is the issue with most guys) is that we just simply lack the mental fortitude and adequate social skills to get laid.
If you think it's all based on looks with guys, then you're just a naive, misinformed cunt nugget. I don't mean to sound like the self-proclaimed guy who thinks he's attractive but I take care of my body and hair by working out and eating healthily and I've been called goodlooking/hot by a lot of girls other than my friends or on the internet. My problem (which is the issue with most guys) is that we just simply lack the mental fortitude and adequate social skills to get laid.
#130 to #129 - weenieandthebutt (08/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, seemed like I went all potato and took your comment a little too seriously.
Sorry, seemed like I went all potato and took your comment a little too seriously.
#131 to #130 - gangsterish (08/24/2013) [-]
it's all good buddy
it's all good buddy
User avatar #74 to #24 - Durp (08/24/2013) [-]
One year older than I am and pretty much two bases ahead of me.. heh so at least you've got that.
User avatar #67 to #24 - theycallmeloye (08/24/2013) [-]
Nothing probably, but to put it in a general term: you just need to actually TRY to get past 2nd base. You may think you're TRYING but really you're just trying. I know that's a weird way to put it but hand to god that's the truth. You just need the right girl (which is the easy part if you're 19) and the right attitude. Source: I'm 18 and have been with quite a few girls and was once like you, thinking I was stuck.
User avatar #64 to #24 - Crusader (08/24/2013) [-]
Hookers
To be completely honest, get a hooker, and once you get passed that subconscious fear of "Is this going to be it" or "What if I'm not good enough" you will have the confidence to sit there and hit on chicks.

Not to mention, it's a numbers game
50 No's and a Yes is a Yes.
If you have a 1% success rate, you just need to hit on 100 girls.
User avatar #26 to #24 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
You logged onto your computer.
User avatar #27 to #26 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
......My god. It all makes sense now.
User avatar #113 to #27 - skaffanl (08/24/2013) [-]
Also, you probably eat to much pizza and smoke to much weed. Well, you're not alone my friend, you're not alone!
User avatar #28 to #27 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
I knooowww riiigghhhhttt! Now I want pizza...
User avatar #29 to #28 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm not actually pizza... don't get any funny ideas
User avatar #30 to #29 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah.... You're like a magic pizza.
User avatar #31 to #30 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
...If you eat me things will always be awkward when we see each other in the comments
User avatar #33 to #31 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
That's like half my friends list tbh.
User avatar #34 to #33 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
I.. I don't know if I'm ready for that level of friendship
User avatar #36 to #34 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
I fed sirfisticuffs to hobos when I met him.
User avatar #166 to #36 - sirfisticuffs (08/24/2013) [-]
Like when I was going through that one guys intestines. Pretty ****** .
User avatar #165 to #36 - sirfisticuffs (08/24/2013) [-]
Good times.
#40 to #36 - fullmetaloptimist ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Are you a vorephiliac?
User avatar #42 to #40 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #37 to #36 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
hearing about your past friendships isn't really filling me with hope about this friendship..
User avatar #38 to #37 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhh......
Don't worry about it.

I'd worry if I was you.
User avatar #39 to #38 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
ok.. I'll trust you
User avatar #41 to #39 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
=d
User avatar #43 to #41 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
why are you licking your lips?
User avatar #44 to #43 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, You noticed?
No reason....
User avatar #45 to #44 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
o.0
User avatar #46 to #45 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Ohgod, I looked away for a second and came back and my minecraft player was on fire q.q
User avatar #47 to #46 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
OH NO!
User avatar #48 to #47 - episode ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
IKR? Now the world "I'm going to eat pizza" has a burning rainforest!
User avatar #87 to #48 - rockamekishiko (08/24/2013) [-]
That right there, all of your comments and replies to each other. I'm not saying i get any, i'm just pointing it out.
User avatar #60 to #48 - pwnedomega (08/24/2013) [-]
Someone archive this ****
User avatar #50 to #48 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
I have the feeing I've made a friend with the Hannibal Lecter of food people
User avatar #49 to #48 - pizzaweed (08/24/2013) [-]
........
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