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#24 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I don't understand the world.
I'm nineteen and I've only gotten to second base. What am I doing wrong?!
#163 to #24 - taurusguy
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Im 18 and havent even found a base yet.
#157 to #24 - thenikohero
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Its all about meeting the right one.

or just some horny ass bastard
#164 to #157 - taurusguy
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(08/24/2013) [-]
What if you meet the right horny ass bastard? I dont like horns on someone's ass
#167 to #164 - thenikohero
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(08/24/2013) [-]
THat my friend.

It's the description of LOOOOOOOVE
#168 to #167 - taurusguy
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Sign me up for 2 orders of LOOOOOOOVE then
#169 to #168 - thenikohero
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Wait 2? Are you planning on getting a lesbian slave as well? Then the deluxe edition is much better

I've heard
#170 to #169 - taurusguy
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Lesbian slave? I just figured i would get two use one and put one in the closet for the threesomes and when one of them breaks down
#171 to #170 - thenikohero
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Kay 2 of those you'll get.

Now, you'll get them within 2-4 days.

*NEEDS*
-Cum

-Lots of cum

-A smile
#172 to #171 - taurusguy
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, well, how do i clean them?
#173 to #172 - thenikohero
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(08/24/2013) [-]
You don't.

You just don't.
#174 to #173 - taurusguy
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Well thats awesome, very modern.
#175 to #174 - thenikohero
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Yea. Just feed them with cum and they are good to go.
#123 to #24 - cazabrow
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(08/24/2013) [-]
second base.....

Sensei, teach me your ways
#177 to #123 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(01/28/2014) [-]
Now that people are sufficiently unaware of this thread, I shall teach you how to get to second base.



insecure chicks that are your age

And other stuff. But if I gave away everything I would take al the challenge out of it
#178 to #177 - cazabrow
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(01/28/2014) [-]
***** you been digging for fossils or something? that's how old this is.

#179 to #178 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(01/28/2014) [-]
I'm reliving my comment glory days.

And I also made a promise to come back here to tell you my secret when no one else would show up here.


Did you even remember this content until I replied?
#180 to #179 - cazabrow
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(01/28/2014) [-]
mm nope, I'd need to see my comment first to jog the ole' memory.
#181 to #180 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(01/28/2014) [-]
Exactly. Now imagine all the other people who where in this thread who've completed forgot about it.

That's why I waited so long.
#182 to #181 - cazabrow
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(01/28/2014) [-]
Genius
#183 to #182 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(01/28/2014) [-]
It's also insane, but thank you for calling it genius
#114 to #24 - iamsofakingawesome
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Are you using google chrome?
#89 to #24 - weenieandthebutt
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Jesus, it's honestly not THAT bad. Second base is still good. I only ever had my first kiss at 19 and it was to a really obese munter (don't ask). If you think being 19 and reaching second base is bad, then what does that make me as a 24 year old being on the same level?
#125 to #89 - gangsterish
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(08/24/2013) [-]
ugly.
#127 to #125 - weenieandthebutt
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(08/24/2013) [-]
If you think it's all based on looks with guys, then you're just a naive, misinformed cunt nugget. I don't mean to sound like the self-proclaimed guy who thinks he's attractive but I  take care of my body and hair by working out and eating healthily and I've been called goodlooking/hot by a lot of girls other than my friends or on the internet. My problem (which is the issue with most guys) is that we just simply lack the mental fortitude and adequate social skills to get laid.
If you think it's all based on looks with guys, then you're just a naive, misinformed cunt nugget. I don't mean to sound like the self-proclaimed guy who thinks he's attractive but I take care of my body and hair by working out and eating healthily and I've been called goodlooking/hot by a lot of girls other than my friends or on the internet. My problem (which is the issue with most guys) is that we just simply lack the mental fortitude and adequate social skills to get laid.
#129 to #127 - gangsterish
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#130 to #129 - weenieandthebutt
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Sorry, seemed like I went all potato and took your comment a little too seriously.
Sorry, seemed like I went all potato and took your comment a little too seriously.
#131 to #130 - gangsterish
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(08/24/2013) [-]
it's all good buddy
it's all good buddy
#74 to #24 - Durp
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(08/24/2013) [-]
One year older than I am and pretty much two bases ahead of me.. heh so at least you've got that.
#67 to #24 - theycallmeloye
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Nothing probably, but to put it in a general term: you just need to actually TRY to get past 2nd base. You may think you're TRYING but really you're just trying. I know that's a weird way to put it but hand to god that's the truth. You just need the right girl (which is the easy part if you're 19) and the right attitude. Source: I'm 18 and have been with quite a few girls and was once like you, thinking I was stuck.
#64 to #24 - Crusader
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Hookers
To be completely honest, get a hooker, and once you get passed that subconscious fear of "Is this going to be it" or "What if I'm not good enough" you will have the confidence to sit there and hit on chicks.

Not to mention, it's a numbers game
50 No's and a Yes is a Yes.
If you have a 1% success rate, you just need to hit on 100 girls.
#26 to #24 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
You logged onto your computer.
#27 to #26 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
......My god. It all makes sense now.
#113 to #27 - skaffanl
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Also, you probably eat to much pizza and smoke to much weed. Well, you're not alone my friend, you're not alone!
#28 to #27 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I knooowww riiigghhhhttt! Now I want pizza...
#29 to #28 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I'm not actually pizza... don't get any funny ideas
#30 to #29 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah.... You're like a magic pizza.
#31 to #30 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
...If you eat me things will always be awkward when we see each other in the comments
#33 to #31 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
That's like half my friends list tbh.
#34 to #33 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I.. I don't know if I'm ready for that level of friendship
#36 to #34 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I fed sirfisticuffs to hobos when I met him.
#166 to #36 - sirfisticuffs
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Like when I was going through that one guys intestines. Pretty ******.
#165 to #36 - sirfisticuffs
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Good times.
#40 to #36 - fullmetaloptimist ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Are you a vorephiliac?
#42 to #40 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
#37 to #36 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
hearing about your past friendships isn't really filling me with hope about this friendship..
#38 to #37 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Shhhhhhh......
Don't worry about it.

I'd worry if I was you.
#39 to #38 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
ok.. I'll trust you
#41 to #39 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
=d
#43 to #41 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
why are you licking your lips?
#44 to #43 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Oh, You noticed?
No reason....
#45 to #44 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
o.0
#46 to #45 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Ohgod, I looked away for a second and came back and my minecraft player was on fire q.q
#47 to #46 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
OH NO!
#48 to #47 - episode
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(08/24/2013) [-]
IKR? Now the world "I'm going to eat pizza" has a burning rainforest!
#87 to #48 - rockamekishiko
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(08/24/2013) [-]
That right there, all of your comments and replies to each other. I'm not saying i get any, i'm just pointing it out.
#60 to #48 - pwnedomega
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(08/24/2013) [-]
Someone archive this ****
#50 to #48 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I have the feeing I've made a friend with the Hannibal Lecter of food people
#49 to #48 - pizzaweed ONLINE
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(08/24/2013) [-]
........