/fit/ bros are "interesting". moo seeds. flit! i think i may have a problem. specifically umbra's i literally cannot get hyped, pumped up er motivated to work o
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/fit/ bros are "interesting"

flit! i think i may have a problem. specifically umbra's
i literally cannot get hyped, pumped up er motivated to work out unless i watch bargain hunt, a daytime antique dealing shew en bacl. i have resorted to watching every single
episode twice evanthe past year. i literally cannot leave the house unless i get my fix rewatching antiques being bought, sold and profited en.
ifa team makes a big profit, god help me. my dick ******* increases to the size ma submarine' s torpedo and my precum could drown a small village. i can lift like a *******
and reclaim backstair lifting
i sometimes cemo home andjust watch bargain hunt fer T hours straight. i don' t even like antiques. i don' t even watch porn, ijust masturbate to the ******* theme tune. it is my only seng en my ipod i use to workout. i
loop it fer about a ******* hour each time.
fer reference:
when i squat down, i imagine my rising up as the rising ofthe bids and the higher i go, the higher i' m being sold at auction. if i' m having a really good day and meeting my form well, i' m a perfect piece of hallmarked
silverware, if i' m not, i feel like a grubby piece reshipped china that would go WEE
this isn' t even ajoke. what the **** do i do
i' m tee ******* scared to go to a therapist because they' d laugh me out the place. bargain hunt is taking ever my life. what do
beast ofthis happens. ifa team makes a less, i literally mentally 'fight' forthe honour ofthe team that happened to lose. i consider myselfe knight ofthe valiant antique buyers,
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#2 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [-]
I like to watch Jeremy Kyle before I lift. If I can't make a rep I do it out of fear of being a failure and ending on that show
User avatar #1 - astraea (08/23/2013) [-]
I also watch bargain hunt too much.
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