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#6 - caramelfox (08/23/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Unrealistic. The USB never goes in on the first attempt!
Unrealistic. The USB never goes in on the first attempt!
#17 - harbingerwolf (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I thought they were his legs at first.
User avatar #64 - huttero (08/23/2013) [+] (22 replies)
Most people think that hackers just put a usb and let it charge, that police breaks into the hackers house in no time, that by throwing water into his laptopt every evidence is destroyed and that it takes one guy only 10 minutes to brek into the FBI page (as example) when really its a buncho of dudes working for several days, months even years, if you dont believe me I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#32 - tiddycats (08/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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#111 - onceman (08/24/2013) [-]
His forehead kinda looks like a sad worried face
#1 - itskirbybitch ONLINE (08/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#33 - crazyolitis (08/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Saw that coming miles away.
Saw that coming miles away.
#120 - thempc (08/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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<---hacking in movies
#121 to #120 - thempc (08/24/2013) [-]
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<----hacking irl
#25 - trolololcat (08/23/2013) [-]
the suspense was totally worth it
#139 - chokinandtokin (08/24/2013) [-]
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#107 - leafonthewind (08/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
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I thought this was going somewhere else when I first saw it

it looked like he was masturbating
#78 - elektinoir (08/23/2013) [-]
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#186 - vladhellsing (08/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Lol, real hackers use smartphones.
Lol, real hackers use smartphones.
#124 - bazda (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm actually laughing! On Funnyjunk! Holy **** !
#27 - ffffyou (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#63 - silverlance (08/23/2013) [-]
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#47 - advicedude (08/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Maybe he wouldn't be caught if he were hiding behind 7 proxies like me.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - itsmewaffle (08/23/2013) [-]
your face is a fist?
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