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User avatar #46 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
On a happy note, my birthday's tomorrow!
User avatar #113 to #46 - comandante ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Happy birthday dude. if our timezones aren't too off
User avatar #119 to #113 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
It's 12:30 am here.
User avatar #104 to #46 - vortexx (08/24/2013) [-]
Mine too bro. (Well, today now..) Happy birthday. How old?
User avatar #106 to #104 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
19, and you?
#108 to #106 - vortexx (08/24/2013) [-]
18. Also, ************* Vortex-in-the-username buddies.
User avatar #118 to #108 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
I noticed that too. Our names are almost the same color as well. Hmm....I call shenanigans!
#51 to #46 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/24/2013) [-]
Are you in a war zone?
User avatar #52 to #51 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
Both my sister and mother are having their periods, so essentially, yes.
#131 to #52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/24/2013) [-]
guess birthday sex is out of the question then?
User avatar #153 to #131 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
I got yo granny's wrinkly ass fo dat.
#80 to #52 - thefogwoggler ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
how did you know that?
how did you know that?
User avatar #81 to #80 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
The blood in the ******* toilet.
User avatar #82 to #81 - thefogwoggler ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
wait why would there be blood in the toilet and why would your natural assumption be they're on their period, and how would you know it's both of them?
User avatar #89 to #82 - sweetjessierose (08/24/2013) [-]
* blood is heavier than water, so not all of it flushes away
* Women of a childbearing age will generally sync their periods when living together for long periods of time. I don't know why or how this happens, it just does.

Source: I am in possession of a functioning uterus
#99 to #89 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
And I'm in possession of a functioning penis.
User avatar #91 to #89 - thefogwoggler ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
interesting...and slightly disgusting.
User avatar #92 to #91 - sweetjessierose (08/24/2013) [-]
We are foul creatures, truly
User avatar #95 to #92 - thefogwoggler ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
why hasn't nature found a better way yet, also do you really think it's a good idea to admit you have a vagina on the internet, particularly here?
User avatar #169 to #95 - sweetjessierose (08/24/2013) [-]
meh, there are worse places
User avatar #84 to #82 - vortexrain (08/24/2013) [-]
We have two separate bathrooms. I went in one, there was blood in the toilet, so I went to use the master bathroom, there was blood in the toilet.
User avatar #87 to #84 - thefogwoggler ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
then may god have mercy on your very soul
#78 to #52 - yaminotoncod (08/24/2013) [-]
I shouldn't have laughed at this as much as I did
User avatar #68 to #52 - rhiaanor ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
yeah, GET ON YOUR KNEES FOR MOMMY AND SISSY! JUST LIKE ANON SAYS!
#55 to #52 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/24/2013) [-]
A real man loves his women everyday of the month.
#67 to #55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if I'm more disgusted by the period blood or ******* your mother and sister
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