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#4 - Weirdozzy
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Last night my guest room was swarming with the *******..they made a nest just outside the window that I left open (my fault..)

Armed with but a humble can of "OFF!" and a Electrified Tennis racket I stormed the demons' lair with a fury gifted from Valhalla, careful to catch each stinging beast in the grates of the racket so the would fry in a blaze which stunk of burnt hair and Justice, besting each opponent as they made their presence known, until I had reached the window, slamming it shut and in a single motion, swatting 4 more of the foul monsters out of the air, I left that room with no survivors...