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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - dorner
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(08/23/2013) [-]
>write book
>claim it was written by a higher being
>???????
>prophet
User avatar #103 to #1 - doctorhue
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(08/24/2013) [-]
If I write a book, it is written by a higher being.
User avatar #94 to #1 - rhiaanor
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(08/24/2013) [-]
I hope that the bible was written by some Ancient Greek asshole. I really do. Like first thing that happens if time travel is invented, guy comes back "so apparently, some asswipe named Homer actually wrote the bible during a huge party, like some slave was sitting there giving him a blowjob and he was getting fed bread and wine by some other one, and he was just sitting there laughing his ass off, and when I took a closer look I saw something saying in Persian lettering 'The Bible"

Not to say like, christians are stupid or whatever, I just personally think that would be absolutely hilarious. Like, fox news probably wouldnt even report it because people would protest and ban time travel.
#90 to #1 - jellybaby
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(08/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #1 - blackrookfiend
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(08/24/2013) [-]
How is this a ******* thing again?
User avatar #7 to #1 - peanutmonkey
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(08/23/2013) [-]
pretty much scientology in a nutshell
User avatar #19 to #7 - nymikemet
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(08/23/2013) [-]
pretty much scientology every religion ever in a nutshell
#5 to #1 - rzrback
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