I like your stuff. you repost but you repost old stuff or things that I haven't seen (or only saw once a long time ago). I would love to see some more of your oc. I personally like all of your posts.

picture is mfw possible sea of red hits me. Do with me what you will.

Not post, respect your family.

i don't understand why everyone hates you, i genuinly think you're funny, i don't mind reposts, so i laugh at your uploads

You know, people are cunts. No one's ever happy. Do what you want man, and **** everyone else.

I never understood the hate for you, I usually like most of the stuff I see from you. So keep posting!

No-one loves you.

>OC
>Phanact
>???
>Reposting
>more ???
>Red Thumbs

No one can see the sway of FJ...

Leave.

kill yourself

Make funny OC.

So why exactly do people hate you?

nothing, except the bandwagon

Stop reposting

i have not seen your work

Dying is a good start
nothing against you man. I just never miss an oportunity

Try not being a faggot.

keep doing what youre doing, because i like your content.
also, vote for bolbi

Hey, you forgot the nosehole in your vector. Happend to me few times too, when I was starting to draw them ponies.

kill your self? jk

Don't worry about it and keep posting whatever the **** you want.
If reposts get front page when you post them, you still have an audience that likes your posts.
Personally, I don't ever thumb either way. The content here never makes me laugh, feel, anything really anyway.
So quite frankly I don't give a **** . Do whatever.

kill yourself

WE CANNOT BE PLEASED!

I dunno why people thumb you down, but every time I see OC, no matter who from, I do my best to thumb it up.

I don't have an image for how I feel, so have Dave Grohl.

It's okay Phanact, I still love you.

why does everyone hate you

luv u bb, just do me a favor and stop rolling me on **** brony

I don't roll, like, ever, anymore

oh sorry, actually was dolan, sorry for the confusion

Personally, I enjoy your content, and don't really care when people call you an attention whore
cuz
Why care even if you were?

Don't worry man here have my green thumbs, all of them

Off topic, but is your pony male or female?

Female

>>
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wat

This distresses me.

Okay, thanks.

Meh, I like your **** . Have a thumb.

your tears are fj's lifeblood. I'm just jealous of your colored text

You're supposed to ******* die.

not suck

its because we love you that we thumb you down

Masturbate?

Keep reposting.
Repost like no one has ever reposted before

oh ********

I still have no idea why they all hate you...

So one of the Internets greatest enigmas is that everyone seems to hate, yet you always make a grand positive of content thumbs, and then your comments are either mass red or mass green, and I've seen no correlation of the content of the comment and the thumbs you get.

Be funny.
ya know

the label on the green thumb.

Just because it's original content doesn't make it funny.

Stop posting all together

Maybe its just the politeness and tolerance that was beat into me when my parents decided to raise me, but I don't find anything wrong with anything you post. Yeah, I've been around the internet long enough to see some of the things you repost a few dozen times, but that never stops me from having a giggle. And I don't see why something needs to be OC to have any merit. If it makes me laugh, it makes me laugh, and you've earned your thumb.

If your OC was actually funny, then I would thumb it up.

You call the Watchmen!

Hey phanact. From what I've seen of you, I like you. Even if others hate you.

don't **** it up

stop reposting

/fit/ is the best

I'm from /b/!

why not +/a/?

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watch some films and make a comic out of some of the puns/jokes. most people dont tend to notice+you might end up on the front page.

stop being an orange cunt
I told you so many times but you just won't listen

you do repost some good stuff though and your OC is mostly funny but don't tell anyone I said that

burn the heretic
just kidding. i just wanted to **** with you. now the world knows your secret.

stop sucking so much cock

kill yourself

Stop reposting, obviously

i love you phanact stay strong

because unrelated pony ****

I personally never found any reason to dislike you. Most the time when I see a funny comment your name is always next to it. Although I've never been cool with reposts cause its not really against the content itself, its the fact someone was lazy enough to take someone else's work. I still think you're a swell lad though

I don't hat you

Just keep swimming

i remember when you where on the random board phan.... what happened why are you so unpopular

Porn

You're supposed to make good OC

Delete every image you have that references yourself and stop trying to get thumbs by being an endless self-reference. I red thumb every content and comment I see you make without even looking at it. I don't even hate you. I have zero stake in anything you do. I just do it because the only joke you have is being phanact, and that stopped being funny about half a year ago. And yet here we are with you posting facebook **** about being phanact and then making a sticky link to your facebook in the comments and saying you "don't care what we say there."

Of course you do, phanact. You're an attention whore. That's why you linked your facebook in the first place. You don't care if the attention is good or bad, you just want it. That's why you've only got the one joke, and it's you looking into a mirror and instagramming it.

You want to prove me wrong? Do what ragingbrony said. Delete your account, change your name, stop referencing yourself, and get back to the number 1 spot legitimately without "being phanact." If you can do that, then I'm obviously full of **** .

You can't. But that would be how you would prove me wrong if you could.

So... Why in the name of sanity hasn't Phanact replied to this yet and given a good reason as to why he won't do this?

I mean... Don't get me wrong, I don't hate the guy. And while I understand how hard it was to get to where he is now, surely if this guy is so funny and talented, he shouldn't have too hard a time getting back there within a decent amount of time? It would be a time-sink, but hey Phanact, that's what this place is anyway.

If you don't want haters man, this seems like an excellent step towards getting rid of them.

EXACTLY

He had to have gotten that top spot somehow, just like all of the other people on this site who are top rated for being legitimately funny. That being said, it's no question at this point in time that he is (in)famous because he's (in)famous. He's got a name and a brand, so to speak - his unique orange username and his pony character - so that when he does or posts something, everybody knows it's phanact, and his postings end up getting more attention for its poster than for the actual content of the post.

Wait, so, I'm confused here.
He got here somehow, it's not like someone one day said to themselves "Man, I'll make an account and my only joke will be about me being me! Hahah! I'm a comedy genius!"

No, that doesn't happen, it wouldn't work. He got to the top SOMEHOW and it wasn't with this joke. I've seen him post content that doesn't even involve himself numerous times, so the "fact" that's all he does for content is wrong as well. You're literally telling a successful user, that they're successful because they're successful, and that if they were really successful, they would be able to be successful again.


Unless I'm missing something here, that's kind of ****** . Please explain if I'm wrong.

From what I can tell, phanact started in the brony board and got popular there first, then did stuff that got him hated/loved by anybody who cared.
Now he constantly reposts, and his OC doesn't seem that great, but his following from the aforementioned thumbs even the most ****** drivel. Just because he's phanact. MLP isn't as big as it used to be, so I really doubt he could bring himself back to where he's at now.

This seems logical.

I don't think he'll reply. Because you're right. And that's what he's afraid of.

Can I do your laundry some time man?

Well said.

this. every single bit of this.

Well he got there in the first place, is it really neccessary form him to prove himself again?

he got there for being what he is; a reposting, attention-whore faggot. didn't you read what that man said?

The reposting is true but the attention whore part started after he was in the top with thumbs. So he could get there again by plain reposting rather than attention whoring

neither is better than the other

" I red thumb every content and comment I see you make without even looking at it." Just don't hurt yourself on that edge.

I love you no matter what

I seriously don't know about the whole "phanacts" thing going on around FJ, I mean what did you do? repost? **** , nobody posts OC on this site.

Stop posting all together? Or actually making funny OC? Killing yourself? The choices are endless.

I dunno, I just come here to have a good time, y'know? this post really made me laugh though

Delete your acount

You first

Okay, what is the actual point in putting your orange dildo in that picture? IT'S NOT RELATED AT ALL


And you shouldn't even have your account faggot, it got deleted once already!

And no!

Eric, u r so mean
like rly mean
like wow
h8r

I don't know
I don't make any more images with that silly thing anymore

So someone just added it

Refer to image posted at #47

But that doesn't answer my question dammit!
I WANT THIS QUESTION TO FINALLY BE ANSWERED, IT KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT

You do know what google is right?

It's that thing that copied Bing right?

Nah askjeeves copied Bing

"Demic's a contraction of academic used saracsticly (synonymous with 'retard' when describing people, but less offensive) to mean useless/stupid."

it means retarded....

why didn't you reply to lordraine's post, you gonna let him get away with that?

Stop posting content, keep doing comments, and don't quit your day job.

Oh wait

hi phanact

I like you, phanact.
Your stuff usually gives me a laugh.

I'm fairly new here, but you seem all right to me phanact. Gotta love that pony avatar - keep on truckin'!

If it makes you feel better, I thumbed you up.

Well you could stop posting content

But I did like this, have a thumb you orange bastard

I would give you s thumb, but I need level 2 D:

I ******* hate that level 2 thumb rule.

Oh
Have some thumbs then
Admin made it so that only level 2 + users can thumbs things because of people who used proxies to upvote content repeatedly just kept making infinite accounts to vote.

Couldn't you just make and use a few accounts to tumb other accounts to level 2 and then just use proxies to upvote content?

pic related

yes but proxiefags are usually lazy. This is just another step they would have to go through that would discourage proxieng, like how having a camera visible in a store discourages theft.

No because you need to be level 2 to thumb

Ye, but you make the first account "legally" level 2...if you bother.

Oh the bananity

because its like 35 or so thumbs to get lv 2 if i remember right

Phanact I don't hate you. I really love you devotion to funnyjunk and all, but please stop MM'ing everything

He rarely MM's content....and half the time when he does, it's not even his content.

If I mass messaged everything, you'd all be balls deep in MMs like I'm balls deep in balls.

You are homosex?

What does MMing mean?
I don't hate you and I don't notice the reposts.
Still it would have been cool to know if you and admin are the same person.
On a side note I think you get most **** for being a brony (and what people say the bad kind of brony) and reposting.
Personal observation: Why do people care about thumbs?

Mass messaging. Sending a message to all your friends with one click

Ok. Now I know.
I need to go now but I'll message you soon.
Side note: What's up?

Here have this gif

Shutup, anon

Its apparent to me you can't read.

It's because people love to hate. If you want to dodge the hate, make another account. The only reason people hate you is because you are you.

I don't think anyone actually hates you in a hating sense. They just copied others.

keep up the good work. no feels stuff tho pls