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ragingbrony
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This kind of looks like one those fake, auto-conversations that 'girls in your area' start with you on Porn sites........which I totally know nothing about....
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thalfak
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(08/23/2013)
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That "which I totally know nothing about...." is just perfect
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anon
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(08/23/2013)
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PORN
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phanact
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(08/23/2013)
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sure you don't
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ragingbrony
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(08/23/2013)
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nothing at all.
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phanact
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(08/23/2013)
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#63
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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hes a RagingBrony
hes doesnt go on sites with GIRLS....
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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but he is hear.
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furiousmarshmellow
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(08/24/2013)
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When has he been deaf?
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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i meant porn sites
hes not into girl porn
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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so you are calling him a fag in a roundabout way??
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konradkurze
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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I'm not really implying so much as just asking questions
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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well he knows nothing about sites with 'GIRLS in your area' meaning perhaps he knows about 'GUYS in his area'
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sparkyoneonetwo
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or maybe he knows nothing about either.
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lacklusterpelican
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(08/24/2013)
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I'd doubt it considering the towering stacks of links he occasionally mass pms about pony porn.
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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implying hes a cybervirgin....
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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Not implying just stating other possibilities hence the word "or" and "maybe" with out them then it would be implying.
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konradkurze
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so its POSSIBLE that he knows nothing of adult chat sites, thus possible cybervirgin....then it comes to the debate of why he knows nothing
* he's a momma's boy
* he had a girl and doesnt need porn
* he's sergeant shultz "i know nothing"
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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He is asexual and doesn't want anything to do with porn.
He buys his porn like they used to back in the olden days.
He doesn't like masturbating so he has no need for them places.
This list could go on forever.
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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well given he's maxed out comment levels....its possible hes a cybernerd...and girls be they in person or online, make him feel awkward, thus no porn sites
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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I don't got time now but later I will check that out.
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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that movie sounds kinda cool
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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www.imdb.com/title/tt0139809/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
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Mortuus
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(08/23/2013)
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That was one of the strangest conversations I've ever read.
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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Maybe he is a hermaphrodite and just ***** himself all day.
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konradkurze
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10/10
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sparkyoneonetwo
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either god isn't real or we aren't real just sims that have become self aware.
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konradkurze
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makes me think of a movie called 'the 13th floor', where a scientists creates a CGI world so realistic the people inside are actually sentient....but later finds out that he himself and his world are just the CGI someone else created
(enter xhibit moment about cgi world inside a cgi world)
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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reason why I dont' think he is real
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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yeah got to question what kind of divine power would create things just to **** with them.....
real life SIMS
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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no they are all sterile
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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more proof god is a bitch
punishing good and bad alike
#112
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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what about the furries and normal herms I know ??
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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they can have kids?
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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100% truth here.
I know 4 hermaphrodite bronies all not cable of kids.
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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proof god didnt want bronies to reproduce
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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all hermaphrodites in ever spices, every single one ever recorded is sterile in both ways.
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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ever spices?
but seriously......we have not yet studied the full details of Bronies......who knows what they are capable of
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sparkyoneonetwo
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(08/23/2013)
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It's a real possibility
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konradkurze
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(08/23/2013)
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the scary part comes in if hes capable of self-fertilization and reproduction......
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