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    User avatar#43 - ragingbrony
    Reply+221
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    This kind of looks like one those fake, auto-conversations that 'girls in your area' start with you on Porn sites........which I totally know nothing about....
    #372 to #43 - thalfak
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    That "which I totally know nothing about...." is just perfect
    #343 to #43 - anon id: 45896272
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    PORN
    #59 to #43 - phanact [OP]
    Reply+6
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    sure you don't
    sure you don't
    User avatar#60 to #59 - ragingbrony
    Reply+7
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    nothing at all.
    #61 to #60 - phanact [OP]
    Reply+10
    (08/23/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#63 to #61 - konradkurze
    Reply+12
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    hes a RagingBrony

    hes doesnt go on sites with GIRLS....
    User avatar#73 to #63 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-4
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    but he is hear.
    User avatar#403 to #73 - furiousmarshmellow
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    When has he been deaf?
    User avatar#75 to #73 - konradkurze
    Reply+1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    i meant porn sites
    hes not into girl porn
    User avatar#76 to #75 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    so you are calling him a fag in a roundabout way??
    #77 to #76 - konradkurze
    Reply+1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
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    User avatar#78 to #77 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    I'm not really implying so much as just asking questions
    User avatar#79 to #78 - konradkurze
    Reply+1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    well he knows nothing about sites with 'GIRLS in your area' meaning perhaps he knows about 'GUYS in his area'
    User avatar#80 to #79 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    or maybe he knows nothing about either.
    User avatar#467 to #80 - lacklusterpelican
    Reply0
    (08/24/2013)[-]
    I'd doubt it considering the towering stacks of links he occasionally mass pms about pony porn.
    User avatar#81 to #80 - konradkurze
    Reply+1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    implying hes a cybervirgin....
    User avatar#82 to #81 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    Not implying just stating other possibilities hence the word "or" and "maybe" with out them then it would be implying.
    User avatar#87 to #82 - konradkurze
    Reply+1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    so its POSSIBLE that he knows nothing of adult chat sites, thus possible cybervirgin....then it comes to the debate of why he knows nothing

    * he's a momma's boy
    * he had a girl and doesnt need porn
    * he's sergeant shultz "i know nothing"
    User avatar#89 to #87 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    He is asexual and doesn't want anything to do with porn.
    He buys his porn like they used to back in the olden days.
    He doesn't like masturbating so he has no need for them places.

    This list could go on forever.
    User avatar#93 to #89 - konradkurze
    Reply+1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    well given he's maxed out comment levels....its possible hes a cybernerd...and girls be they in person or online, make him feel awkward, thus no porn sites
    User avatar#126 to #93 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    I don't got time now but later I will check that out.
    User avatar#122 to #93 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    that movie sounds kinda cool
    User avatar#125 to #122 - konradkurze
    Reply+1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    www.imdb.com/title/tt0139809/?ref_=fn_al_tt_4
    User avatar#337 to #125 - Mortuus
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    That was one of the strangest conversations I've ever read.
    User avatar#94 to #93 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    Maybe he is a hermaphrodite and just ***** himself all day.
    #99 to #94 - konradkurze
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    10/10
    10/10
    User avatar#120 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply-1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    either god isn't real or we aren't real just sims that have become self aware.
    User avatar#121 to #120 - konradkurze
    +1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    makes me think of a movie called 'the 13th floor', where a scientists creates a CGI world so realistic the people inside are actually sentient....but later finds out that he himself and his world are just the CGI someone else created

    (enter xhibit moment about cgi world inside a cgi world)
    User avatar#118 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    reason why I dont' think he is real
    User avatar#119 to #118 - konradkurze
    0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    yeah got to question what kind of divine power would create things just to **** with them.....

    real life SIMS
    User avatar#114 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    no they are all sterile
    User avatar#117 to #114 - konradkurze
    0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    more proof god is a bitch
    punishing good and bad alike
    User avatar#112 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    what about the furries and normal herms I know ??
    User avatar#113 to #112 - konradkurze
    0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    they can have kids?
    User avatar#108 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    100% truth here.

    I know 4 hermaphrodite bronies all not cable of kids.
    User avatar#111 to #108 - konradkurze
    +1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    proof god didnt want bronies to reproduce
    User avatar#106 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    all hermaphrodites in ever spices, every single one ever recorded is sterile in both ways.
    #107 to #106 - konradkurze
    +1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    ever spices?   
   
but seriously......we have not yet studied the full details of Bronies......who knows what they are capable of
    ever spices?

    but seriously......we have not yet studied the full details of Bronies......who knows what they are capable of
    User avatar#100 to #99 - sparkyoneonetwo
    Reply0
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    It's a real possibility
    User avatar#105 to #100 - konradkurze
    +1
    (08/23/2013)[-]
    the scary part comes in if hes capable of self-fertilization and reproduction......
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