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#33 - ttubkcid (08/23/2013) [-]
In 1462 Wallachia was at war with the Ottoman Empire so Vlad the Impaler (who was the voivode of Wallachia and a total badass) took a handful of soldiers, dressed them in Turkish clothes and attacked the Ottoman camp just outside of Targoviste (which was the wallachian capital at that time) in the middle of the night. They aimed to kill the sultan  but failed as he managed to escape somehow, but not before the Ottomans 						******					 eachother over.   
 After that the sultan tried to conquer Targoviste with a huge-ass army , but when they got there they found a few thousands Ottomans and Bulgarians impaled (which back then was no big deal in Romania since Vlad would impale 						*******					 everyone they  became more like lawn decorations than severed bodies on sticks you probably could buy them at half the price during holiday season). Seeing this, the sultan and his army noped all the way back to the Ottoman Empire.   
   
This was from when Romania was still 						*******					 metal. We have no idea how the 						****					 we anded up like that now.   
   
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In 1462 Wallachia was at war with the Ottoman Empire so Vlad the Impaler (who was the voivode of Wallachia and a total badass) took a handful of soldiers, dressed them in Turkish clothes and attacked the Ottoman camp just outside of Targoviste (which was the wallachian capital at that time) in the middle of the night. They aimed to kill the sultan but failed as he managed to escape somehow, but not before the Ottomans ****** eachother over.
After that the sultan tried to conquer Targoviste with a huge-ass army , but when they got there they found a few thousands Ottomans and Bulgarians impaled (which back then was no big deal in Romania since Vlad would impale ******* everyone they became more like lawn decorations than severed bodies on sticks you probably could buy them at half the price during holiday season). Seeing this, the sultan and his army noped all the way back to the Ottoman Empire.

This was from when Romania was still ******* metal. We have no idea how the **** we anded up like that now.

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#83 to #33 - himeenglish (08/24/2013) [-]
Blame the gypsies
#97 to #83 - ttubkcid (08/24/2013) [-]
Sounds about right.
Sounds about right.
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