Austria. . IF YOU EVER THINK THAT YOU' MADE A BIG MISTAKE. JUST REMEMBER THAT IN 1783 THE AUSTRIAN ARMY ATTACKED ITSELF AND LOST 10, 000 MEN.. At least they were killing someone. Roman dude Caligula started a war with Poseidon, He ordered his men to goto the beach and start stabbing the water.
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IF YOU EVER THINK THAT YOU'
MADE A BIG MISTAKE. JUST
REMEMBER THAT IN 1783 THE
AUSTRIAN ARMY ATTACKED
ITSELF AND LOST 10, 000 MEN.
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#9 - Womens Study Major (08/23/2013) [+] (16 replies)
in 1860-1864 American troops attacked each other and lost about 200,000 troops
User avatar #39 - aabbccddeeffgghhii (08/23/2013) [+] (16 replies)
They were probably pissed out of their heads and thought "Crikey! They got guns! Fire at will lads!" Fosters grows on the ******* trees down there.
#55 to #39 - augustusxxiv ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Austrian is quite different from Australian
Austrian is quite different from Australian
User avatar #54 - dudeyouisnasty ONLINE (08/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
At least they were killing someone.

Roman dude Caligula started a war with Poseidon, He ordered his men to goto the beach and start stabbing the water.
#61 to #54 - xshadowslayerx ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
Well they must have done a good job, cause I haven't heard of Poseidon ******* with anybody's **** lately
#33 - ttubkcid (08/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In 1462 Wallachia was at war with the Ottoman Empire so Vlad the Impaler (who was the voivode of Wallachia and a total badass) took a handful of soldiers, dressed them in Turkish clothes and attacked the Ottoman camp just outside of Targoviste (which was the wallachian capital at that time) in the middle of the night. They aimed to kill the sultan  but failed as he managed to escape somehow, but not before the Ottomans 						******					 eachother over.   
 After that the sultan tried to conquer Targoviste with a huge-ass army , but when they got there they found a few thousands Ottomans and Bulgarians impaled (which back then was no big deal in Romania since Vlad would impale 						*******					 everyone they  became more like lawn decorations than severed bodies on sticks you probably could buy them at half the price during holiday season). Seeing this, the sultan and his army noped all the way back to the Ottoman Empire.   
   
This was from when Romania was still 						*******					 metal. We have no idea how the 						****					 we anded up like that now.   
   
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In 1462 Wallachia was at war with the Ottoman Empire so Vlad the Impaler (who was the voivode of Wallachia and a total badass) took a handful of soldiers, dressed them in Turkish clothes and attacked the Ottoman camp just outside of Targoviste (which was the wallachian capital at that time) in the middle of the night. They aimed to kill the sultan but failed as he managed to escape somehow, but not before the Ottomans ****** eachother over.
After that the sultan tried to conquer Targoviste with a huge-ass army , but when they got there they found a few thousands Ottomans and Bulgarians impaled (which back then was no big deal in Romania since Vlad would impale ******* everyone they became more like lawn decorations than severed bodies on sticks you probably could buy them at half the price during holiday season). Seeing this, the sultan and his army noped all the way back to the Ottoman Empire.

This was from when Romania was still ******* metal. We have no idea how the **** we anded up like that now.

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User avatar #16 - zorororonoa (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Umm, isn't that called civil war? Which a lot of civilizations have done over the course of history?
User avatar #17 to #16 - failtolawl ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
it wasn't a civil war.
#18 - stagger (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If I was Austrian I'd attack myself too.


User avatar #26 to #23 - stagger (08/23/2013) [-]
Actually, Italian.

1859, never forget.
User avatar #24 - gammajk (08/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Also remember the Australians declared war on emus and lost.
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#60 - waitiknowthisone (08/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
My only cannon gif
My only cannon gif
User avatar #34 - stringfingerable (08/23/2013) [-]
_"So, in 1788, Austria was at war with Turkey. The Austrian army was marching down to clash with an advancing Turkish army in what is now Romania. Shenanigans ensued.

What happened was the Austrians set up camp for the night, and some scouts on horseback went out to check the immediate countryside for any armed Turks. They came across a band of gypsies with a ******** of schnapps for sale, which they eagerly bought and began drinking with a gusto rarely seen outside of a frat party."
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User avatar #4 to #2 - lazorgator (08/23/2013) [-]
>1788 >The first world war
Someone is wrong here.
#78 - recoveryone (08/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
But their dirt bikes are ******* amazing...
User avatar #37 - konradkurze (08/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
and this is why people play with friendly fire off,...because some people are too stupid to recognize their own sides uniform colors
#94 - rustiphor (08/24/2013) [-]
To which Canada immediately apologized
#38 - Evanalmighty (08/23/2013) [-]
didnt know that....
User avatar #35 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
Austria's most successful conquest so far.
User avatar #27 - SebyMeister (08/23/2013) [-]
Lupus at a bigger scale
User avatar #21 - bradonloch (08/23/2013) [-]
If you think you've seen something stupid, juts remember: Norway had a cheese fire that blocked a tunnel once.
User avatar #20 - GnRNoD (08/23/2013) [-]
I wonder if they got to the point of taking captives.
User avatar #15 - sefyu (08/23/2013) [-]
this isn't confirmed
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