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#18 - heafi (08/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #185 to #18 - theist (08/24/2013) [-]
thats kinda sad
#42 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
I bought a new laptop a while ago and when I got on it I used Internet Explorer to Bing search Goggle Chrome.
#102 to #42 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
i use google chrome to yahoo firefox
#68 to #42 - jamieoliver (08/23/2013) [-]
Goggle Chrome or Chrome Goggles?
#72 to #68 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
**** . I didn't even notice I spelled Google wrong.
User avatar #116 to #72 - unbelievable ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Joker was such a lucky guy in the animated series...
#119 to #116 - violetmistress **User deleted account** (08/23/2013) [-]
I know. It's unbelievable.
#45 - warioteam (08/23/2013) [-]
Whenever bing makes contests and commercials showing "HOW EVERYONE USES BING WAAAY MORE THAN GOOGLE"
Whenever bing makes contests and commercials showing "HOW EVERYONE USES BING WAAAY MORE THAN GOOGLE"
User avatar #54 to #45 - superswagsurfer (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm thinkin' 80% of people they ask say Google, but they just cut it out
User avatar #74 to #54 - leglesslegolegolas (08/23/2013) [-]
Actors, all actors!
#107 - WhatIsGwaning (08/23/2013) [-]
>bing 2008
#110 to #107 - WhatIsGwaning (08/23/2013) [-]
>bing 2009
#112 to #110 - WhatIsGwaning (08/23/2013) [-]
>bing in 2010
#52 - yuukoku (08/23/2013) [-]
Their commercials remind me of when Blockbuster was putting out those commercials for that one month where all the families talked about how much better Blockbuster was than Redbox and how convenient Blockbuster's services were. I would then always see Blockbuster's movie boxes in the back of the gas stations behind the wall that separated the bathrooms while Redbox was up and front and I just laughed and laughed and laughed.
#65 to #52 - tyroneisanigger (08/23/2013) [-]
Online piracy master race.
User avatar #195 to #65 - yuukoku (08/24/2013) [-]
FBI master race.
#89 to #52 - articulate (08/23/2013) [-]
I didn't even know they had commercials.
I didn't even know they had commercials.
#80 - spyisspy (08/23/2013) [-]
more people use AOL than Bing
User avatar #85 to #80 - seesaws (08/23/2013) [-]
I used AOL up until 2008
User avatar #97 to #85 - Thevaultboy (08/23/2013) [-]
I still do.
#132 to #80 - leagetshitpack (08/23/2013) [-]
i have never heard of AOL before now
User avatar #33 - hasanaat (08/23/2013) [-]
That moment when you realise that Microsoft has spent 20 billion dollaroos marketing bing...
User avatar #182 to #33 - zaggystirdust ONLINE (08/24/2013) [-]
it's microsoft

they could spend 154 billion on waxing Greek men and barely have a dent
#142 - skiskate (08/23/2013) [-]
I think bing is better then yahoo.



But Google is 100x better then both of them put together
User avatar #164 to #142 - vanoreo (08/23/2013) [-]
i concur
#168 to #142 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
than*thank* thanks*thanksa*thanksab*thanksabc*thanksx+1*
User avatar #172 to #168 - skiskate (08/23/2013) [-]
**skiskate thanks you** Is that what you are trying to do?
User avatar #144 to #142 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Neither google or Bing will have a questions/ answer sexction as good as yahoo.
User avatar #145 to #144 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
section**
User avatar #150 to #145 - agrofenlas ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
No, no... Sextion was right, it just wasn't in context.
If you know what I mean?
User avatar #151 to #150 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
I knwo what you mean ;)
User avatar #152 to #151 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
**** me, my spelling is off
User avatar #154 to #152 - agrofenlas ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
When where and how hard?
Hell, we can go the redlight sextion for that.
User avatar #155 to #154 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Anyplace, anytime.
User avatar #157 to #155 - agrofenlas ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Hehe, thanks for taking the joke.
User avatar #158 to #157 - onceman (08/23/2013) [-]
Hey bro, no problem, I love taking it
User avatar #159 to #158 - agrofenlas ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
Take all my thumbs! You deserve them.
#11 - areyouawakeyet (08/23/2013) [-]
More people should use Bing. They give you reward points for the searches you do, and you can use those points for free Xbox live or gift cards, etc. I usually get one reward per month for doing the same **** I do with Google.
User avatar #12 to #11 - EddFitzpatrick (08/23/2013) [-]
Not sure if trolling...
#13 to #12 - areyouawakeyet (08/23/2013) [-]
Not trolling. I use Google for everything else, and when I'm doing a research paper, but otherwise I set Bing as my default. I don't know if you can still sign up for the rewards program, but it's pretty awesome. If it's invite only, let me know and I'll send one.
User avatar #14 to #13 - EddFitzpatrick (08/23/2013) [-]
You, you are fantastic, and i love you
User avatar #34 to #28 - psychodreadnought ONLINE (08/23/2013) [-]
coo, now if only there were riot points. I'd be fully satisfied.
User avatar #48 to #11 - illogicalkhan (08/23/2013) [-]
MFW I have four accounts
User avatar #77 to #11 - brettyoke (08/23/2013) [-]
>not using a rewards bot
User avatar #22 to #11 - ugottanked (08/23/2013) [-]
wait really?
#100 to #22 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
yeah legit you can get microsoft points free months of gold be entered in sweepstakes gift cards and make donations to certain charities when you have accumulated the amount of points any way which isn't that difficult or tedious
User avatar #101 to #100 - ugottanked (08/23/2013) [-]
wow thats pretty awesome
#93 to #11 - DJFatcat (08/23/2013) [-]
I have a Playstation
#98 to #93 - areyouawakeyet (08/23/2013) [-]
They got giftcards, sir. Still, completely understandable if you stick with Google.
User avatar #38 to #11 - gongthehawkeye (08/23/2013) [-]
I could get free Xbox Live for looking up porn?

This is too good to be true.
#49 to #43 - endsopanow (08/23/2013) [-]
you are a god among poor people. thank you sir.
you are a god among poor people. thank you sir.
User avatar #15 to #11 - awesomanium (08/23/2013) [-]
Aw damn. I got excited and tried to sign up but it turns out it only works in the US.
User avatar #17 to #16 - awesomanium (08/23/2013) [-]
That doesn't work either, but that might be down to the fact that I already have a recurring subscription.
That or Microsoft really dislikes every country in the world except for America.
#23 to #17 - areyouawakeyet (08/23/2013) [-]
Whenever I run out of Gold I use that link. Sorry if it doesn't work for you :c
#44 to #23 - endsopanow (08/23/2013) [-]
wat da fuq. free month of gold???
User avatar #55 to #16 - majormoron (08/23/2013) [-]
Well I have no clue how often this works, but I just got a free month of gold! I wish I could thumb you more than once dude.
#181 to #16 - xMWxBEASTx (08/24/2013) [-]
Badass!!! How does it work?
Badass!!! How does it work?
User avatar #179 to #16 - unlimitedsmoof (08/24/2013) [-]
i love you
User avatar #66 to #16 - axeul (08/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but can you tell me what you are supposed to do after clicking the link? Cause it asks me to give all this information and credit card account and I want to see if this is what you have to do.
#79 to #66 - areyouawakeyet (08/23/2013) [-]
It needs payment info on file, but I promise it's totally free.
User avatar #81 to #79 - axeul (08/23/2013) [-]
Will they charge it once the month is over?
#82 to #81 - areyouawakeyet (08/23/2013) [-]
They automatically set your account to auto-renew, so kinda, but I just go in and turn it back off, then just go back to that page an hour or so after my Gold expires.
User avatar #83 to #82 - axeul (08/23/2013) [-]
I see thank you.
#180 - Harkonnen (08/24/2013) [-]
I can't believe yahoo was used more than google until 2009
I can't believe yahoo was used more than google until 2009
User avatar #189 to #180 - ivoryhammer (08/24/2013) [-]
I still use it for email
User avatar #193 to #189 - trollypollyz (08/24/2013) [-]
This is a graph for search engines, not mail...
User avatar #194 to #193 - ivoryhammer (08/24/2013) [-]
I'm aware
#29 - stream (08/23/2013) [-]
Use bing when searching for porn, it is the future friends
User avatar #53 to #29 - deltared (08/23/2013) [-]
or you can use incognito
User avatar #96 to #53 - articulate (08/23/2013) [-]
I've heard bing has the best results for porn. Changing your search engine would not stop it from showing in your history and you can still use bing in incogni
User avatar #35 - mrgoodlove (08/23/2013) [-]
I peed




a lot
#166 - vanoreo (08/23/2013) [-]
I tried to make it fair considering Bing is owned by Microsoft and that Yahoo and Google provide services other than just searching

but damn
User avatar #25 - drhard (08/23/2013) [-]
I didnt even know Bing was around in 2005.....
User avatar #26 to #25 - gildemoono (08/23/2013) [-]
Those results from back then were probably people googling a translation for "Bing qiu" Which is chinese for hockey
User avatar #40 to #26 - twofreegerbils (08/23/2013) [-]
Chinese isn't a language, it's Mandarin
User avatar #30 to #26 - sanguinesolitude (08/23/2013) [-]
i think the current results are still from china googling hockey
#27 to #26 - drhard (08/23/2013) [-]
That makes sense, thank you kind sir.
That makes sense, thank you kind sir.
+10
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User avatar #64 to #51 - wtfduud (08/23/2013) [-]
That actually gave accurate results.

(unlike bing)
+4
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User avatar #58 - elcreepo (08/23/2013) [-]
All the little waves on the line in 2012 were me using bing when my ****** computer would not let ANY search engine except bing load.
#92 - TheCynic (08/23/2013) [-]
Bing is good for porn.
It also lets you preview some videos in the thumbnail.
Ladies.
#73 - serterazi (08/23/2013) [-]
Don't mess with Bing.
User avatar #47 - illogicalkhan (08/23/2013) [-]
I actually like bing. I use it to get free microsoft points and xbox gold with their rewards program.
User avatar #143 to #47 - SRsoccerstar (08/23/2013) [-]
wait wait wait. Is it actually feasible to get rewards through this or is it one of those, maybe if you search for 8 years you can get a 5 dollar gift card thing?


Because if its legit, this might actually give me a reason to use bing
User avatar #175 to #143 - illogicalkhan (08/24/2013) [-]
yes and heres a tip on what I do.
First make sure you have four different browsers.
second make 4 accounts ( 1 for each browser)
next Open all 4 browsers and log into your accounts
in each browser search "bing bot" on You need to login to view this link
click start the program will do all the work for you.
btw when you make your account can you use these links it gives me points

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #177 to #175 - SRsoccerstar (08/24/2013) [-]
Yeah sure man. Thanks a lot ^_^
User avatar #178 to #177 - illogicalkhan (08/24/2013) [-]
message me for any questions
User avatar #75 to #47 - astraea (08/23/2013) [-]
Not available in my region
lelelelelelellelel no
User avatar #176 to #75 - gorilladinn (08/24/2013) [-]
oh my god you giant ******* faggot bitchmade ********** ****
#56 to #47 - losers (08/23/2013) [-]
You're not tricking me Microsoft.
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#147 - sevenman (08/23/2013) [-]
Thing is: Google use an enormous amount of money to perfect their search engine. They have hired tens of thousands (through crowd sourcing companies like LionBridge) to rate the results on different google searches (and the quality of those pages), so they can provide a better service to the user.

source: I work for LionBridge
#167 to #147 - anon (08/23/2013) [-]
And here I was thinking it was magic
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