Epic harry potter troll on omegle. Trolli' on omegle and stumbled upon this epicness. it IS me writing.. Ital, omeg Talk to strangers'. You' re now chatting wit
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Epic harry potter troll on omegle

Trolli' on omegle and stumbled upon this epicness. it IS me writing.

Ital, omeg Talk to strangers'.
You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: No,
Stranger: This is Snape.
You: snaek
You: We missed you
You: i missed gently stroking your firm hair...
Stranger: Ween, I don' t even .
You: Snape, i wasnt on Slytherin
You: from griffindor
You: but
You: it was at quidditch
Stranger: That' s obviously why I don' t care.
You: we both had a little too much wine
You: i fell in we with you.
Stranger: I don' t drink.
Stranger: You are mistaken.
You: it was like brokeback mountains
Stranger: That' s gross.
You: but
Stranger: I could do better than you.
You: snaek
You: yes-
You: therefor I am honored
You: i still have the scent of you
Stranger: I do not recall this.
You: i havent showered since
Stranger: Dude. stoe stalking me-
Stranger: Take a shower, thats gross.
You: but snaek
You: i need your scent
Stranger: Smell something else.
You: do you sudden loss of dirty laundry?
Stranger: No.
You: stealing your laundry
Stranger: Iwant it back.
You: No
Stranger: Don' t steal my mines-
Stranger: Thatswhat messed m.
You: wearing your black mine right new
Stranger: Gross.
You: rubbing my ‘wand all over it
Stranger: What the **** is wrong with you'?
You: i we you!
You: You put a spell on me, didn' t you?
Stranger: That' s disgusting.
Stranger: You thought I was Hagrid at first.
Stranger: You' re just lying to yourself.
You: I was looking for hagrid
You: because i lend his lantern
You: i need to return it
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: A "Lantern".
Stranger: You two timing slut.
Stranger: Please what?
Stranger: Why should I satisfy you?
Stranger: What have you ever done for me
You: eema a little gioser will you.
Stranger: You stole my clothes.
Stranger: And you haben' t taken a shower!
Stranger: Why would I get closer?
You: I' ll showertime you
Stranger: No.
Stranger: That' s gross.
You:
Stranger: I don' t men know you.
Stranger: You' re in , so I do not care.
You: mole slytherin
Stranger: You cant
You: i know youve been interested in my powers
Stranger: What powers?
Stranger: You eel M a fruit?
Stranger: Stealing my clothes?
Stranger: Not showering?
You: I survived "HIM"
You: *Harry potter casts Engorgio on his eema"
Stranger: Thats
Stranger: Iwanna guy who doesn' t need spells to make his penis bigger.
You: "harry potter casts on Snape'
Mren gar: Get the **** out.
You: can' t more now huh
You: how does it feell snaek
Stranger: we points from griffindore
Stranger: I don' t know new it feels, I cael more.
You: take it, enjee. TAKE IT
Stranger: Take what?
Stranger: YOU need to take a shower.
Stranger: You ******* smell.
You: 'drags entente the showers"
Stranger: "Snake drowns, and dies"
Your partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 05/31/2010
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#4 - hrumus (06/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
OMG! im crying of laughter XD
#1 - Amatory **User deleted account** (05/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
!!!ROFL!!!!!! I couldn't stop laughing, I was so reading this in their voices XD this is hilarious, people get this to the top
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#3 - Aidamane (06/01/2010) [-]
moar comments and thoughts please:D
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