Exercise. . does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes rm very athletic when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in order to
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does masturbation count as exercise if so then yes rm very athletic
when i was in high school we had to do exercise logs for gym credits in
order to graduate and one kid in my school wrote that he *********** 5
hours a week every single week and he got the credits because as long
as his mom signed off on it it was considered valid exercise
he graduated high school for masturbating
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Submitted: 08/23/2013
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User avatar #4 - xdeathspawnx (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
>fill out normal exercise form in pencil
>have mom sign off on it
>erase exercise and replace it with masturbating
>??????
>profit
#2 - idkwhatthatmeans (08/23/2013) [+] (17 replies)
What mom signs off on her child masturbating for 5 hours a day for gym class?
What mom signs off on her child masturbating for 5 hours a day for gym class?
#21 - thenikohero (08/23/2013) [+] (8 replies)
If there was a masturbation exam

Then I would totally pull it off
#29 - came (08/23/2013) [+] (26 replies)
Pic related; My current desktop

If anyone gives a ****
#14 - iliekbats (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
If I had to describe my masturbating habits with a Beatles song..

...it'd be "Eight days a week"
#37 - goodnewseveryone (08/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
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#84 - josieabby (08/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
"Oh, you're still doing your homework?"   
   
"I'll be finished soon."
"Oh, you're still doing your homework?"

"I'll be finished soon."
#11 - hydromatic (08/23/2013) [-]
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#44 - donutnazi (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jerking off is exercise, but only for one arm.
which is why my right arm is abnormally huge..
#107 - smeckles (08/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
HFW
HFW
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#10 - frysfrys has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
#7 - pentol ONLINE (08/23/2013) [+] (4 replies)
yesterday, i had a three hour long "workout"
#132 - straightcash (08/24/2013) [-]
I guess you could say he graduated...suma-cum-late
User avatar #52 - monsquaz (08/23/2013) [-]
5 hours a week? What a casual...
I bet he doesn't play Cock Hero (nsfw): You need to login to view this link
#120 - anonymous (08/23/2013) [-]
He managed to get the credits for simply playing with himself? Huh... you just can't beat that.
User avatar #117 - irishpunker (08/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
He only *********** for 5 hours in the entire week? I ********** for that long in ten minutes.
#137 to #134 - admit (08/24/2013) [-]
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#45 - willindor (08/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
If fapping is a sport than I would be an Olympic athlete.
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